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Funny Easter Quotes
Funny Quotes about Easter

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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later
because then you get stuff cheaper.
- Amy Sedaris

And it is always Easter Sunday at the New York City Ballet. It is always coming back to life. Not even coming back to life - it lives in the constant present.
- John Guare


 

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.
- Todd Rundgren

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality?
It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
- Lea DeLaria

Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that.
- William Weld


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Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.
- Marvin Olasky

A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn?
- Hugh Mackay

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.
- Pope John Paul II

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
- Bernhard Langer

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter.
- Josh McDowell

We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter.
- Chita Rivera

God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.
- Robert South

I am very proud of this work because it is more about the meaning of the Easter Rising and its relationship to what this whole century has been about, people liberating themselves, freeing themselves.
- Leon Uris

I would heartily welcome the union of East and West
provided it is not based on brute force.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One strength of the communist system of the East
is that it has some of the character of a religion
and inspires the emotions of a religion.
- Albert Einstein

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
- Jessamyn West

Brunei Darussalam is one of the oldest kingdoms in South East Asia.
- Hassanal Bolkiah

Even as we pour hundreds of billions of dollars into our efforts in the Middle East, there is much that needs to be done to win the war of ideas in the Muslim world and beyond.
- Herb Kohl

I think my favorite, and Coppola and that whole thing. East coast Italian directors I guess.
- Anthony Michael Hall

I don't think any movie or any book or any work of art can solve the stalemate in the Middle East today. But it's certainly worth a try.
- Steven Spielberg

Without action, we are going to continue to allow Iran to be a safe harbor for terrorists, see its economy further deteriorate, and see the Middle East further destabilize.
- Russ Carnahan

I create my own lyrics. I have a great band. I have a drummer from East Berlin.
- Nina Hagen

The creation of Physics is the shared heritage of all mankind. East and West, North and South have equally participated in it.
- Abdus Salam

I was the very first athlete in East Germany allowed to go professional.
- Katarina Witt

You don't know whether he's thought through how this is going to affect the Middle East.
- Chris Matthews

They're keeping friction going between people from the East and the West. One thing we all got in common is your color, which is Black and Latino, which is our family.
- Afrika Bambaataa

Because I work with so many people on the east coast, I get some work done before I get the kids up.
- Marilu Henner

Russia is Germany's most important neighbor in the East, and it will remain so.
- Helmut Kohl

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where Arabs can be elected to the parliament in a democratic election.
- Adam Michnik

The regional security in the Middle East cannot be further compromised by an Iranian loose cannon.
- Russ Carnahan

I'd rather have a real South Dakotan who has lived in this state and made her living here instead of someone with a fancy East Coast law degree any day.
- Kristi Noem

There exists an unmistakable demand in the Middle East and in the wider Muslim world for democratization.
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan

If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.
- Tupac Shakur

The domination of western values, beliefs and way of life has angered many from the east and in developing countries.
- Silvia Cartwright

It is not possible to create peace in the Middle East by jeopardizing the peace of the world.
- Aneurin Bevan

Nothing has changed in our relationship with East West. We have no relationship with East West. We've been withholding our labour for almost seven years now.
- Andrew Eldritch

You have to look at the history of the Middle East in particular. It has been one of failure and frustration, of feudalism and tribalism.
- Alexander Haig

Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
- Marc Maron

In the north east, there, they have had quite a bit of government offices moving in. It's not a new policy.
- John Prescott

People in San Francisco and the East Bay have shown interest, done interviews, and have come to shows. I guess that the news travels fast out of this island that we are on.
- Joanna Newsom

After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning.
- Casey Affleck

Fortunately, I happened to go east at a time when live television was centered in New York.
- Roddy McDowall

If you want to go east, don't go west.
- Ramakrishna

Back in the East you can't do much without the right papers, but with the right papers you can do anything The believe in papers. Papers are power.
- Tom Stoppard

East Hampton happens to have been the first place in the world where I was a star, a real star with a star pasted above my name on the dressing-room door.
- Eva Gabor

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook.
- Suzanne Fields

Al-Jazeera should not go unanswered in the Middle East.
- Kenneth Tomlinson

It's not a democracy here, it's the Middle East.
- Silvan Shalom

Whether or not all this came to pass in an East African ditch, I wouldn't like to say. Perhaps it happened in North Africa or further west, but Africa was definitely the place.
- Richard Leakey

A Boston man is the east wind made flesh.
- Thomas Gold Appleton

You can't go east and west at the same time.
- Jean Charest

Swaziland is a small part of south-east Africa, the last country in the continent to gain its independence.
- Richard Grant

We didn't think we were a fourth-place team. For us to beat the first-place team in the West and the first-place team in the East shows the dedication and determination that we had.
- Cobi Jones

The crises in North Korea, Iran, the Middle East, show how quickly things can change and how they can go wrong. We must be prepared. And right now the Army is not.
- Ike Skelton

Put simply, the Bush administration policy in the Middle East is continuing to fail.
- Jerome Corsi

Our children were mostly brought up and educated in the Churchill suburb east of Pittsburgh. Each summer, we took them back to England for an extended period.
- John Pople

One ship drives east and other drives west by the same winds that blow. It's the set of the sails and not the gales that determines the way they go.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ukraine must once again be revered and respected by its citizens as well as the East and the West.
- Viktor Yushchenko

I missed New York. Every break I had from the series, I'd fly back to the East Coast just to get back onstage.
- Bebe Neuwirth

Gladio had been necessary during the days of the Cold War but, in view of the collapse of the East Block, Italy would suggest to Nato that the organisation was no longer necessary.
- Giulio Andreotti

The Middle East is literally going up in flames, as is California, and Katrina's problems haven't been solved, and Congress' response is to criticize Federal judges.
- Alcee Hastings

I am pleased to see that many of the world's leaders have publicly recognized that the crisis in the Middle East was deliberately incited by terrorist organizations.
- Alcee Hastings

Most Americans approach the problems of the Middle East with a pro-Israeli bias - and rightly so.
- George Ball

I shall take all the troubles of the past, all the disappointments, all the headaches, and I shall pack them in a bag and throw them in the East River.
- Trygve Lie

I don't think I even knew how big we were at the time. It was mad. I gained a lot through East 17 and I'm grateful for being able to have that experience.
- Brian Harvey

When I write, I aim in my mind not toward New York but toward a vague spot a little to the east of Kansas.
- John Updike

When I was growing up in East Germay, everyone said there was no God. So I started looking for it myself.
- Nina Hagen

I am aware of the thesis that the United States has long since invested exclusively in stability and this has obviated democratic transformation in the Middle East.
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan


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