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To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
- Howard Nemerov

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart


 

Driving me away is easier than saying goodbye.
- Erica Jong

It is easier to put on slippers
than to carpet the entire world
- Al Franken

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper


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Persevere in moving toward highly worthwhile but difficult goals.
In smaller issues, take an easier course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
- Olin Miller

Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
- Nicole Appleton

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,
but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
- Kent Nerburn

When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier.
- Roy E. Disney

To leave the world a bit better ...
to know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art hurts.
Art urges voyages - and it is easier to stay at home.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Nature teaches more than she preaches.
There are no sermons in stones.
It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.
- John Burroughs

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want.
It makes more money.
- Merle Haggard

To know even one life has
breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.
- Benjamin Franklin

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
By the second day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

It is easier for a father to have children than for
children to have a real father.
- Pope John XXIII

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
- William Blake

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion,
than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace.
- Andre Gide

While you can and should keep your composure and happiness
regardless of circumstances - regardless of your friends,
family and co-workers - regardless of gossip, sarcasm, and negativity.
Nonetheless, life is much easier and more pleasant
when you spend as much time as possible
in the company of enthusiastic positive people -
not necessarily those who agree with you,
but those who respect your right to your point of view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If kids come to educators and teachers from strong,
healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier.
If they do not come to us from strong,
healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
- Barbara Colorose

If you train people properly, they won't be able to
tell a drill from the real thing.
If anything, the real thing will be easier.
- Jessamyn West

When you back off, it's easier to do mistakes.
For me it's better to ski fast.
- Bode Miller

I'll know how to die with courage; that is easier than living.
- Georg Buchner

I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall.
I say Seven two because it's easier.
Unlike some tall skinny guys I am really "big" weighing around 350 pounds.
- Richard Kiel

It was easier to conquer it than to know what to do with it.
- Horace Walpole

We were kind of caught up in the genre trap.
We didn't really have a lot of artistic freedom.
They wanted us to go into a certain direction,
so they could promote us easier.
- Mark McGrath

If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice
smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work.
But I just can't tolerate it.
- Charlie Hunnam

It's much easier to consume the visual image than to read something.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

It is easier for a tutor to command than to teach.
- John Locke

For some reason when I write in cursive,
it's easier and flows better for me to read that when I print.
- Ashley Scott

Hard work makes easy reading or, at least,
easier reading.
- M. H. Abrams

How much easier is it to be generous than just.
- Junius

An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good
habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.
- W. Somerset Maugham

I have learned that it is far easier to write a speech
about good advertising than it is to write a good ad.
- Leo Burnett

I enjoy money.
Not enough people in this world are happy.
I'm determined to be contented, and having plenty of
money from working makes it easier for me.
- Karen Carpenter

To be honest, it's easier for me to speak with an American accent.
- Radha Mitchell

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed
than to repent of those that we intend to commit.
- Josh Billings

A lot of people don't want to make their own decisions.
They're too scared.
It's much easier to be told what to do.
- Marilyn Manson

We want the facts to fit the preconceptions.
When they don't it is easier to ignore the facts than
to change the preconceptions.
- Jessamyn West

It's easier in some ways being on the life raft and
the other guy's in the boat and you can row alongside and be supportive.
In some ways, that's an easier role.
- Kyra Sedgwick

I think it's almost easier to make people cry than to make people laugh.
- Sophie Marceau

The choice is between which mistake is easier to correct:
underdoing it or overdoing it.
- Timothy Geithner

With Aerobic Strip Tease, you can do it at home -
it makes it easier for women that don't want to go to the gym.
- Carmen Electra

Sometimes it is easier to play someone who is far away from you.
- Dougray Scott

Death can't be so bad if mom went through it.
It makes it easier for the child to follow.
- Danny Aiello

The ability to change constantly and effectively is
made easier by high-level continuity.
- Michael Porter

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
- Marty Feldman

When you're young, you don't know what you don't know,
so it's easier to get into that magical thing.
- Greg Rusedski

It is much easier to modify an opinion if one has not
already persuasively declared it.
- David H. Souter

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth...
suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood
than growing old gracefully.
- Julie Burchill

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.
- Bernhard Goetz

Age makes all things greater after their death;
a name comes to the tongue easier from the grave.
- Sextus Propertius

Death is easier than a wretched life;
and better never to have born than to live and fare badly.
- Aeschylus

It's very difficult for me to say 'I love you' but
to sing 'I love you' for me is easier.
- Neil Diamond

In situations of military conflict, civil strife,
lawlessness, bad governance, and human rights violations,
terrorists find it easier to hide, train and prepare their attacks.
- Gijs de Vries

I have earned enough to take it a bit easier now.
- Miguel Indurain

Persecution is the first law of society because it
is always easier to suppress criticism than to meet it.
- Howard Mumford Jones

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than
to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
- Helen Rowland

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
- Bill Watterson

The more I use a matrix, the easier I make it to blame someone else.
- Mark V. Hurd


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