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I got a perfect build for clothes.
I'm a twenty-eight dwarf.
- the movie Love and Death

The plants which stand next to dwarf trees in importance
with the Chinese are certainly chrysanthemums,
which they manage extremely well, perhaps better than they do any other plant.
- Robert Fortune

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size,
take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one.
- Laurence Sterne

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city,
and before every major bad thing that's happened,
it's appeared to somebody.
Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.
- Meg White


 

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
- John Petit-Senn

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see
farther than a giant himself.
- Robert Burton

The U.S.
- E.U.
economic relationship dwarfs America's economic ties with China.
- John Bruton


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The force of the advertising word and image dwarfs
the power of other literature in the 20th century.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Bigotry dwarfs the soul by shutting out the truth.
- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

If each of us hires people who are smaller than we are,
we shall become a company of dwarfs.
But if each of us hires people who are bigger than we are,
we shall become a company of giants.
- David Ogilvy

A small species of pinus was much prized,
and, when dwarfed in the manner of the Chinese,
fetched a very high price; it is generally grafted
on a variety of the stone pine.
- Robert Fortune

Nations, like plants and human beings,
grow.
And if the development is thwarted they are dwarfed and overshadowed.
- Claude McKay

The dwarfed trees of the Chinese and Japanese have
been noticed by every author who has written upon these countries,
and all have attempted to give some description of
the method by which the effect is produced.
- Robert Fortune

I had a dozen years to act before starting a family
then found that motherhood dwarfed everything else.
Once or twice a year, I take a project that appeals
to me for its redeeming social value.
- Sissy Spacek

Sometimes, as is the case of peach and plum trees,
which are often dwarfed, the plants are thrown into a flowering states,
and then, as they flower freely year after year,
they have little inclination to make vigorous growth.
- Robert Fortune

The Chinese, by their favourite system of dwarfing,
contrive to make it, when only a foot and a half or two feet high,
have all the characters of an aged cedar of Lebanon.
- Robert Fortune

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
- Arabic Proverb and Chinese Proverb

Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb)

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

Sense the life force -
what the Chinese call "Qi" -
radiating powerfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
- Chinese proverb

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

The beginning of wisdom is to
call things by their right names.
- Chinese proverb

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
- Chinese proverb

Behind an able man there are always other able men.
- Chinese proverb

A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb

Habits are cobwebs at first, cables at last.
- Chinese proverb

If I keep a green bough in my heart the singing bird will come.
- Chinese proverb

Listen to all, plucking a feather
from every passing goose,
but, follow no one absolutely.
- Chinese Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

Never impose on others what
you would not choose for yourself.
- Confucius (Ancient Chinese)

If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
- Chinese Proverb

Chinese civilisation is so systematic that wild animals
have been abolished on principle.
- Aleister Crowley

Chinese buildings are like American buildings,
with big footprints.
People don't care about daylight or fresh air.
- Helmut Jahn

I just love Chinese food.
My favourite dish is number 27.
- Clement Atlee

It was clear that the special interest groups in California
really wanted the Chinese to be shut out of the country,
because that was where the racial tension was the greatest.
- Iris Chang

That's the reason some schools of thinking don't rule
out a destruction of the Chinese military potential
before the situation grows worse than it is today.
It's bad enough now.
- Curtis Lemay

I am proud to be Chinese, and I do not tolerate any traitor.
- Alex Chiu

Chinese culture has a lot of virtues that are tremendously
valuable to not only us as Asian-Americans,
but also the world in general.
- Martin Yan

Foreign capital to build new cinemas will help modernize
China's aging cinema infrastructure,
attract Chinese consumers back into cinemas,
and increase demand for U.S.
films.
- Jack Valenti

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
- Charles de Gaulle

I don't care what political party is controlling China right now.
All I know is we are all Chinese.
- Alex Chiu

I wanted to do something far from my intellectual and physical home,
so I went to live in Beijing for eight months and took Mandarin Chinese.
- Mira Sorvino

It is true that the Chinese are not so religious as the Hindus,
or even as the Japanese; and they are certainly not
so religious as the Christian missionaries desire them to be.
- Hu Shih

I used to think that my mother got into arguments with
people because they didn't understand her English,
because she was Chinese.
- Amy Tan

Although there is a very large literature,
still growing almost daily, on the Chinese calendar,
its interest is, we suggest, much more archaeological
and historical than scientific.
- Joseph Needham

Life and human society are the chief concern of Confucianism and,
through it, the chief concern of the Chinese people.
- Hu Shih

I think the Chinese government is doing a great job right now.
- Alex Chiu

The Chinese government is quickly losing its ideological legitimacy,
maintain its rule with force, but cannot draw strength
from the ideology of Marx and Mao.
- Steve Forbes

No student of Chinese history can say that the Chinese
are incapable of religious experience,
even when judged by the standards of medieval Europe or pious India.
- Hu Shih

I prefer the Chinese method of eating.
You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
- Jeff Smith

U.S.
officials and outside experts agree that China is undertaking
a comprehensive modernization of its military.
The Chinese military has gotten smaller but smarter.
- Lee H. Hamilton

I'm of Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese descent,
and was raised on Hawaii.
- Tia Carrere

We need the Chinese to - you know, spend more,
save less - consume more and not be so focused on exports.
There are big changes we need in the world.
- David Cameron

So when I do Chinese cooking, I mix everything together,
then the kids have to eat their vegetables.
They won't have the patience to pick them out.
- Martin Yan

Chinese are wise in comprehending without many words
what is inevitable and inescapable and therefore only to be borne.
- Pearl S. Buck

A war in the Taiwan Strait would destroy China's international relations overnight.
It would destroy Chinese - Japanese relations,
not to mention Chinese - American relations.
- William Kirby

China and India are close neighbours linked by mountains
and rivers and the Chinese and Indian peoples have
enjoyed friendly exchanges for thousands of years.
- Li Peng

What has marked Chinese society is its level of cruelty,
not just revolutions and wars.
We ought to reject it totally, otherwise in another
upheaval there will be further cruelty.
- Jung Chang

The Chinese culture belongs not only to the Chinese
but also to the whole world.
- Jinato Hu

For years, I looked to Bruce Lee as a mentor as being
a Chinese and Asian man living in this country.
- Donnie Yen

But I wish to point out that it is entirely wrong to
say that the Chinese are not religious.
- Hu Shih


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