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If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin

If my films make one more person miserable,
I'll feel I have done my job.
- Woody Allen

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill


 

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart


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Testing oneself is best when done alone.
- Jimmy Carter

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Correcting bad habits cannot be done
by forbidding or punishment.
- Robert Baden-Powell (the founder of scouting)

Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

O Captain. My Captain. our fearful trip is done.
- Walt Whitman

Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook

What one has to do usually can be done.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift consists not in what is done or given,
but in the intention of the giver or doer.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein
of water flowing hidden underground,
secretly making the ground green.
- Thomas Carlyle

What new technology does is create new opportunities
to do a job that customers want done.
- Tim O'Reilly

When all is said and done,
the one sole condition that makes
spiritual happiness and preserves it
is the absence of doubt.
- Mark Twain

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

Don't talk about what you have done
or what you are going to do.
- Thomas Jefferson

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained
only because the alternative is worse.
- George A. Sheehan

The more I want to get something done,
the less I call it work.
- Richard Bach

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices
unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar

So little done, so much to do.
- Cecil Rhodes

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
- Peter Marshall

The man who has done his level best...
is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure.
- B. C. Forbes

That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb

You will find as you look back upon your life that
the moments when you have truly lived are the moments
when you have done things in the spirit of love.
- Henry Drummond

When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
- Fred Allen

Teaching was the hardest work I had ever done,
and it remains the hardest work I have done to date.
- Ann Richards

It always seems impossible until its done.
- Nelson Mandela

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

Know When To Be Done.
- Anonymous

Be miserable.
Or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
- Wayne Dyer

Guilt says I've done something wrong;
... shame says there is something wrong with me.
Guilt says I've made a mistake;
... shame says I am a mistake.
Guilt says what did was not good;
... shame says I am no good.
- John Bradshaw

I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you've always gotten.
- Tony Robbins (quoting Mark Twain)

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are,
and doing things as they ought to be done.
- Josh Billings

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made
a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
- Laurence J. Peter

Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been
declared impossible before they were done.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Not only is women's work never done,
the definition keeps changing.
- Bill Copeland

Always question WHY you are doing something.
Is it a free-will gift or an obligation?
That which is done out of a feeling of obligation
is unworkable as a substitute for a gift.
Obligation creates a feeling of resentment on your part,
and evokes resentment rather than gratitude
on the part of the recipient.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

I unconditionally forgive myself for everything
that I have ever done, said, or thought
that has caused me harm or suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
- Helen Keller

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When that shutter clicks, anything else that can be
done afterward is not worth consideration.
- Edward Steichen

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards
than being a father to my children.
- Bill Cosby

So confident am I in the intentions,
as well as wisdom, of the government,
that I shall always be satisfied that what is not done,
either cannot, or ought not to be done.
- Thomas Jefferson

A leader is best when people barely know he exists;
when his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
they will say: we did it ourselves.
- Lao Tzu

I have nothing new to teach the world.
Truth and Non-violence are as old as the hills.
All I have done is to try experiments
in both on as vast a scale as I could.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I know, to banish anger altogether
from one's breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God's grace.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do not do to others what would anger you
if done to you by others.
- Isocrates (Ancient Greek)

A person cannot love a plant after he has pruned it,
then he has either done a poor job or is devoid of emotion.
- Liberty Hyde Bailey

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

When nature has work to be done,
she creates a genius to do it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I realize that protest paintings are not exactly in vogue,
but I've done many.
- Robert Indiana


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