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My early childhood was spent in Newark,
New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.
- Anita Diament

The beginning of the shows are different.
One time we'll say 'Hello, Denver'.
Another time we'll say 'Hello, Memphis'.
It's always different.
- Lance Bass

I went to the Westminster College for Men in Missouri,
which is what it was called back then,
and transferred to the University of Denver where I
ultimately got my degree.
- Ted Shackelford

Denver is a city that will be far more defined by its future than its past.
- John Hickenlooper


 

As a kid I used to pretend I was John Denver,
of all people, and play the guitar and sing Take Me Home,
Country Roads.
- Skeet Ulrich

Growing up in Denver, I'm sure it started with loving the Colorado mountains.
- Gale Norton

I grew up in Denver, Colorado.
After high school I went to Vegas.
- Paul Taylor


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It wasn't until the first season ended that I went
to my first Star Trek convention.
It was in Denver.
There were two and a half thousand people there.
- Patrick Stewart

I'm happy with the Arena Football League right now.
I'm happy in Denver.
- John Elway

I am not a demon.
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
- Nicolas Cage

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John
Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
- Denis Leary

I realized what Led Zeppelin was about around the end of our first U.S.
tour.
We started off not even on the bill in Denver,
and by the time we got to New York we were second to Iron Butterfly,
and they didn't want to go on!
- Robert Plant

Given that, and assuming that we begin to adjust to
issues like climate change and the greenhouse effect,
Denver's location in the center of the country becomes a tremendous advantage.
- John Hickenlooper

I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can.
- John Denver

You know, I have no worst experiences.
- Bob Denver

I think the biggest problem in the world is that we
have a generation of young people,
and maybe two, who don't think it's going to get any better.
- John Denver

Peace is a conscious choice.
- John Denver

I would so much like young people to have a sense of the gift that they are.
Not many of them feel like that.
- John Denver

We must begin to make what I call "conscious choices,"
and to really recognize that we are the same.
It's from that place in my heart that I write my songs.
- John Denver

I believe that we are here for each other,
not against each other.
Everything comes from an understanding that you are a gift in my life -
whoever you are,
whatever our differences.
- John Denver

Gilligan's Island is wherever you want it to be in your mind.
- Bob Denver

We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by.
- John Denver

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb

The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Is it bigger than breadbox?
- the early television show Twenty Questions

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein

Self-pity in its early stages
is as snug as a feather mattress.
Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
- Maya Angelou

Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
- Henry David Thoreau

It's always too early to quit.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Mammograms are really sort of a gift.
You can either catch something early or count your
lucky stars because nothing was discovered.
Either way, you're ahead of the game.
- Charlotte Ross

I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man.
At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do what my dad did,
which was work in an office.
- Harrison Ford

Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man.
I was lying to the press.
- Roger Kahn

History is a vast early warning system.
- Norman Cousins

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
- Alan Perlis

I don't believe one grows older.
I think that what happens early on in life is that
at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
- T. S. Eliot

Formula for success: rise early, work hard,
strike oil.
- J. Paul Getty

The Italian prose tale had begun to exercise that influence
as early as Chaucer's time:
but circumstances and atmosphere were as yet unfavourable for its growth.
- George Saintsbury

That's called a microphone.
It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say -
and you're starting early.
- Prince Charles

How the early priests came into possession of these secrets does not appear,
and if there were ever any records of this kind the
Church would hardly allow them to become public.
- Harry Houdini

I had been working early in my life in films -
since I was 11.
- Ajay Naidu

Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the
shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call.
- Bill Walsh

When you're in your early 20s your love life seems
to explode every 20 minutes or so.
By the time you've reached your thirties,
it is every five or ten years.
- Patrick Marber

My son is not wild about going back to Iraq,
but he'd sure rather do that than sacrifice all that
he and his fellow soldiers have accomplished by leaving
too early and inviting chaos.
- Kit Bond

I felt that in time simple stone tools would be found
in early Pleistocene in England.
- Louis Leakey

I had, early in life, a love for staging,
but it is fast dying out.
Nine hours over a rough road are enough to root out
the most passionate love of that kind.
- Maria Mitchell

The first snowball I froze was put in my mother's deep
freeze when I was in my early 20s.
- Andy Goldsworthy

Our customer base is not necessarily a leader,
an early adopter.
- Lee Scott

The international proletariat first appeared on the
scene in the early Thirties of the nineteenth century,
and its first great action was the French Revolution of 1848.
- C. L. R. James

In the early part of the '60s I was influenced by the Ventures.
- Carl Wilson

My first encounter with Buddhist dharma would be in my early 20s.
Like most young men, I was not particularly happy.
- Richard Gere

So fantasy was fine early on, and when I discovered science fiction,
I was very happy with it, because my first interest
in science fiction came with an interest in astronomy.
- Octavia Butler

I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good.
I think of myself as somebody who from an early age
knew I was responsible for myself,
and I had to make good.
- Oprah Winfrey

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age -
and has never left!
- Ginger Rogers

Twin Peaks was special because it was so groundbreaking.
In the early '90s it really changed television a lot.
A bunch of weird shows, like Northern Exposure,
came on after that.
- Sherilyn Fenn

Anyway, that was the germ of the idea and of course...
you know this was early days of sociology and whatever,
especially on television.
- Michael Apted

I was coerced into taking piano lessons in the early '50s.
It was a quite unpleasant experience.
- Robert Quine

As Andy says, being in this band in the early 1980s
made you feel like you were part of a pizza.
We were always one of the band, one of Duran Duran,
or one of the Taylors.
- Roger Andrew Taylor

I've always been the first to admit that Jimi was a
very big influence on my early stuff.
- Robin Trower

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late,
but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.
- Marcel Achard

Too rigid specialization is almost as bad for a historian's mind,
and for his ultimate reputation, as too early an indulgence
in broad generalization and synthesis.
- Samuel E. Morison

I like to be alone so I can write.
But focus can hurt you.
I don't want to be some stress casualty in early middle age.
- James Ellroy

The other writer who had a very important early influence
on me when I was about 17 was C.S.
Lewis.
- Tanith Lee

In the early days of his reign, Bismarck confided to
a friend that it would some day be necessary for Germany
to confine William II in an insane asylum.
- Kelly Miller

The democratic choice Russian people made in the early 90's is final.
- Vladimir Putin

Korea's early repayment of the full amount of loans
from the IMF is a major milestone.
- Horst Koehler

I kept an open mind on the question of whether a hominid
had been present in Europe in the early Pleistocene.
- Louis Leakey

I never quite envisioned myself a proper doctor under that white coat,
but I was interested in the idea of healing and in
the psychological dimension rather early on.
- Robert Jay Lifton


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