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Delay is preferable to error.
- Thomas Jefferson
Ambition is like love,
impatient both of delays and rivals.
- The Buddha
A right delayed is a right denied.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
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I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor
The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain
Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous
Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)
EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )
It is dangerous to be right in matters
on which the established authorities are wrong.
- Voltaire
Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2
Jesus was all right,
but his disciples were thick and ordinary.
It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
- John Lennon
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If it's Right, stand up for it - together.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe
Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon
Customs do not concern themselves
with right or wrong or reason.
But they have to be obeyed;
one reasons all around them until he is tired,
but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.
- Mark Twain
Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
Do what you feel in your heart to be right.
You'll be criticized anyway.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
To be one, to be united is a great thing.
But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
- Bono
Confidence comes not from always being right
but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is,
he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
- Helen Keller
The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr
The right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear.
- Bono
Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There is nothing wrong with America
that cannot be cured with what is right in America.
- William J. Clinton
Courage is not always about action,
and it doesn't always involve danger,
but courage is always doing what is right.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I think and think for months and years.
Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false.
The hundredth time I am right.
- Albert Einstein
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right;
a single experiment can prove me wrong.
- Albert Einstein
We must use time wisely and forever realize
that the time is always ripe to do right.
- Nelson Mandela
You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)
Stand with anybody that stands right,
stand with him while he is right
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln
Government is a contrivance
of human wisdom to provide for human wants.
People have the right to expect that these wants
will be provided for by this wisdom.
- Jimmy Carter
Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein
If you think you can,
or you think you can't,
you're probably right.
- Henry Ford
No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.
- Helen Keller
Sometimes it is better to lose
and do the right thing
than to win and do the wrong thing.
- Tony Blair
Mankind are more disposed to suffer,
while evils are sufferable,
than to right themselves by abolishing
the forms to which they are accustomed.
- Thomas Jefferson
Would you rather be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles
No individual has any right to come into the world
and go out of it without leaving something behind.
- George Washington Carver
The right mixture of caring and not caring -
I suppose that's what love is.
- James Hilton
Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and right doing,
there is a field. I will meet you there.
- Rumi
There is a tendency for things to right themselves.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I follow my intuition,
and it leads me along the Right Path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One of the surest ways to cause
yourself great suffering
is to insist upon being right -
to demand that all others view life
exactly as you view it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The time is always right to do what is right.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
It is a fine thing to be honest,
but it is also very important to be right.
- Winston Churchill
He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.
- Abraham Lincoln
Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov
We can always choose to perceive things differently.
You can focus on what's wrong in your life,
or you can focus on what's right.
- Marianne Williamson
The beginning of wisdom is to
call things by their right names.
- Chinese proverb
There are no right answers to wrong questions.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
No duty the Executive had to perform was so trying
as to put the right man in the right place.
- Thomas Jefferson
I am not interested in power for power's sake,
but I'm interested in power that is moral,
that is right and that is good.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nothing can stop the man with the right
mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man
with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson
All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy.
What right have we then to depreciate imagination.
- Carl Jung
I despise people who go to the gutter
on either the right or the left
and hurl rocks at those in the center.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey
Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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