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Our compassion and acts of selflessness
take us to the deeper truths.
- Amma

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves
come when life seems most challenging.
- Joseph Campbell

I, with a deeper instinct,
choose a man who compels my strength,
who makes enormous demands on me,
who does not doubt my courage or my toughness,
who does not believe me naive or innocent,
who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
- Anais Nin

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll


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I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

I personally think we developed language
because of our deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."
- Lewis Carroll


 

The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

It appears to be a law that you cannot have
a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Self-respect is not a function of size, age, or wealth.
Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet,
"I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Assumptions are beliefs that don't know they are beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't like that man.
I must get to know him better.
- Abraham Lincoln

The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
- Publilius Syrus

The more I read, the more I meditate;
and the more I acquire,
the more certain I am that I know nothing.
- Voltaire

When you keep getting the wrong answers,
try asking better questions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All things appear and disappear
because of the concurrence of causes and conditions.
Nothing ever exists entirely alone;
everything is in relation to everything else.
- The Buddha

The final delusion is the belief
that one has lost all delusions.
- Maurice Chapelain

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

I was taught that the way of progress
is neither swift nor easy.
- Marie Curie

We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

The farther backward you can look,
the farther forward you can see.
- Winston Churchill

The less you know, the more you believe.
- Bono

When you are offended at any man's fault,
turn to yourself and study your own failings.
Then you will forget your anger.
- Epictetus

The way lies in softness and patience,
as the softest water cuts through the hardest rock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If in the least particular, one could
derange the order of nature,
who would accept the gift of life?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All this worldly wisdom was once
the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
- Henry David Thoreau

We shall see but a little way if
we require to understand what we see.
- Henry David Thoreau

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov

We should not moor a ship with one anchor,
or our life with one hope.
- Epictetus

The more I see, the less I know for sure.
- John Lennon

When you are impeccable, you take
responsibility for your actions,
but you do not judge or blame yourself.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Take a deep breath and do the difficult thing first.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

To know everything is to know nothing,
but to know nothing is to know everything.
- Confucius

The key to growth is the introduction of
higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
- Lao Tzu

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
- Helen Keller

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

As your silence grows; your friendliness, your love grows;
your life becomes a moment-to-moment dance, a joy, a celebration.
- Osho

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The water in a vessel is sparkling;
the water in the sea is dark.
The small truth has words which are clear;
the great truth has great silence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The WAY is Not The Way for You,
Unless You Come With an Open Mind,
Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All truths are easy to understand
once they are discovered;
the point is to discover them.
- Galileo Galilei

The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

When we have arrived at the question,
the answer is already near.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way is not in the sky.
The way is in the heart.
- The Buddha

All we are is dust in the wind.
- the band Kansas

Truthful words are not beautiful;
beautiful words are not truthful.
Good words are not persuasive;
persuasive words are not good.
- Lao Tzu

I have found that hollow,
which even I had relied on for solid.
- Henry David Thoreau

The Lessons of the Book of Life are
Writ Small in its Margins.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll

Unity can only be manifested by the Binary.
Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
- The Buddha

The environment is everything that isn't me.
- Albert Einstein

How many things there are concerning which we might
well deliberate whether we had better know them.
- Henry David Thoreau

The most important things in life
are seldom the most obvious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All truth passes through three stages:
First, it is ridiculed;
Second, it is violently opposed;
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Ordinary people seem not to realize
that those who really apply themselves
in the right way to philosophy
are directly and of their own accord
preparing themselves for dying and death.
- Socrates

To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Look deep into nature, and then
you will understand everything better.
- Albert Einstein

Stand Tall, Breathe Deep, Be Unstoppable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let me say this as clearly as I can:
No matter how sharp a grievance or how deep a hurt,
there is no justification for killing innocents.
- William J. Clinton

Without deep reflection,
one knows from daily life
that one exists for other people.
- Albert Einstein

Knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -
broad, deep knowledge - is to know true ends from false,
and lofty things from low.
- Helen Keller

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau


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