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Funny Deeds Quotes
Funny Quotes about Deeds

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Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
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Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
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Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Fate is nothing but the deeds committed
in a prior state of existence.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great acts are made up of small deeds.
- Lao Tzu


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Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
- Blaise Pascal

When deeds speak, words are nothing.
- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Mind what people do, not only what they say,
for deeds will betray a lie.
- Terry Goodkind

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
- Peter Marshall

Our deeds still travel with us from afar,
and what we have been makes us what we are.
- George Eliot

On life's journey, faith is nourishment,
virtuous deeds are a shelter,
wisdom is the light by day
and right mindfulness is the protection by night.
If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
- The Buddha

Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth,
so virtue appears from good deeds,
and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind.
To walk safely through the maze of human life,
one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
- The Buddha

We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe.
Therefore, everything one does as an individual affects the whole.
All thoughts, words, images, prayers, blessings,
and deeds are listened to by all that is.
- Serge Kahili King

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific,
evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man,
as a nation, as people, as a community.
- James Woods

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration
have not been men of wealth,
but men of deeds.
- James Cash Penney

He is not wise to me who is wise in words only,
but he who is wise in deeds.
- Saint Gregory

We have all had the experience of finding that our
reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours.
- James Baldwin

For shameful deeds are taught by shameful deeds.
- Sophocles

Let deeds match words.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

The game of life is a game of boomerangs.
Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or
later with astounding accuracy.
- Florence Scovel Shinn

Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
- Rosa Parks

Speak out in acts; the time for words has passed,
and only deeds will suffice.
- Alfred North Whitehead

The man of life upright has a guiltless heart,
free from all dishonest deeds or thought of vanity.
- Thomas Carlyle

Money is the worst currency that ever grew among mankind.
This sacks cities, this drives men from their homes,
this teaches and corrupts the worthiest minds to turn base deeds.
- Sophocles

When there is life and mankind, a person will live striving for good deeds,
liberty and a bright life, and wish that goodness and
justice will reign in the world.
- Islom Karimov

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
- George Eliot

Initial reports are encouraging.
In the end of the day, it's going to be deeds,
not words, that matter.
- Stephen Hadley

Better have a black face than be worried about black deeds.
- Robert N. Lee

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.
- Herodotus

A gentleman would be ashamed should his deeds not match his words.
- Kong Fu Zi

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
- Dodie Smith

Little deeds are like little seeds, they grow to flowers or to weeds.
- Daniel D. Palmer

It was my care to make my life illustrious not by words more than by deeds.
- Sophocles

The chief difference between words and deeds is that
words are always intended for men for their approbation,
but deeds can be done only for God.
- Leo Tolstoy

In great deeds something abides.
- Joseph L. Chamberlain

The thought is a deed.
Of all deeds she fertilizes the world most.
- Emile Zola

Authentic values are those by which a life can be lived,
which can form a people that produces great deeds and thoughts.
- Allan Bloom

Big words seldom accompany good deeds.
- Charlotte Whitton

Success in crime always invites to worse deeds.
- Edward Coke

Life is short and if you're looking for extension,
you had best do well.
'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions.
They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.
- Ben Harper

Fail I alone, in words and deeds? Why,
all men strive and who succeeds?
- Robert Browning

One lives with so many bad deeds on one's conscience
and some good intentions in one's heart.
- John Dewey

Honest people don't hide their deeds.
- Emily Bronte

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
- Democritus

According to the Sutras, evil deeds result in hardships
and good deeds result in blessings.
- Bodhidharma

It is part of a good man to do great and noble deeds,
though he risk everything.
- Plutarch

Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts -
the book of their deeds,
the book of their words and the book of their art.
- John Ruskin

The supply of words in the world market is plentiful
but the demand is falling.
Let deeds follow words now.
- Lech Walesa

All I ever seek from good deeds is a measure of respect.
- Walter Annenberg

The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings
of antiquity and many deeds of the past,
in order to strengthen his character thereby.
- John Milton

So potent was religion in persuading to evil deeds.
- Lucretius

Actions are the seed of fate deeds grow into destiny.
- Harry S. Truman

A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds.
A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship,
and he who plants kindness gathers love.
- Saint Basil

I courted fame but as a spur to brave and honest deeds;
who despises fame will soon renounce the virtues that deserve it.
- David Mallet

It is thought and feeling which guides the universe,
not deeds.
- Edgar Cayce

Most people think that shadows follow,
precede or surround beings or objects.
The truth is that they also surround words,
ideas, desires, deeds, impulses and memories.
- Elie Wiesel

It was not the path I was to take.
Because of my deeds, I will never know peace again.
- Hiawatha

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words
left unsaid and deeds left undone.
- Harriet Beecher Stowe

A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
- Chanakya

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Words without deeds is an affront to the principle
that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the values
we as public servants claim to love.
- Jon Corzine

A man must be willing to die for justice.
Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily,
but good deeds live forever.
- Jesse Jackson

Where I come from, deeds mean a lot more than words.
- Zell Miller

And now may the blessing of God rest upon all men.
I have told unto them the Epic of Kings,
and the Epic of Kings is come to a close,
and the tale of their deeds is ended.
- Ferdowsi

Great deeds give choice of many tales.
Choose a slight tale, enrich it large,
and then let wise men listen.
- Pindar

There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world.
The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us,
with or without repentance.
- Gilbert Parker

One does nothing who tries to console a despondent person with word.
A friend is one who aids with deeds at a critical time
when deeds are called for.
- Euripides

Only the other world has substance and reality;
only good deeds and holy learning have tangible worth.
- Abraham Cahan

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets,
deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
- Douglas Horton


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