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I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you want to change the culture, you will have to
start by changing the organization.
- Mary Douglas

I plant a lot of trees.
I am a great believer in planting things for future generations.
I loathe the now culture where you just live for today.
- Penelope Keith


 

Lack of culture means what it has always meant:
ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.
- Tom Wolfe

Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22,
1963.
It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign
trap door in American culture,
and the wild bats flapped out.
- Lance Morrow

The highest possible stage in moral culture
is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
- Charles Darwin

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.
Just get people to stop reading them.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.
- Juan Antonio Samaranch

A nation's culture resides in the hearts
and in the soul of its people.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth,
and no culture comparable to that of the garden.
- Thomas Jefferson

We can make a commitment to promote vegetables and
fruits and whole grains on every part of every menu.
We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity.
And we can help create a culture - imagine this -
where our kids ask for healthy options instead of resisting them.
- Michelle Obama

I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes,
and a vehicle often helps to do that.
I have a relationship to car culture.
It isn't really about loving cars.
It's sort of about needing them.
- Matthew Barney

Christian voters should start looking
at global warming and extreme poverty
as religious issues that speak to the culture of life.
- Al Franken

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad,
at times.
- Aisha Tyler

Without culture, and the relative freedom it implies,
society, even when perfect, is but a jungle.
This is why any authentic creation is a gift to the future.
- Albert Camus

Every now and again, the alternative culture is cherished
by the mainstream for what it is,
rather than how it should be, like the mainstream popular music.
- Thurston Moore

I don't think anyone could write about another culture
and get it 100 percent accurate.
- Elizabeth George

I believe in mythology.
I guess I share Joseph Campbell's notion that a culture
or society without mythology would die,
and we're close to that.
- Robert Redford

Not a having and a resting, but a growing and becoming,
is the character of perfection as culture conceives it.
- Matthew Arnold

I have this massive love for the whole culture of pop music.
It's my fascination, my ongoing passion.
- Siobhan Fahey

Partial culture runs to the ornate, extreme culture to simplicity.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

Baseball is this intense subculture that actually doesn't
speak very much for the larger culture.
- Michael Lewis

Everything is arranged so that it be this way,
this is what is called culture.
- Jacques Derrida

My second record was all about big ideas -
I was trying to make big statements about the culture,
about life.
I think in a certain way, I was a 27 year old kid with a guitar.
- Duncan Sheik

My main mistake was to have made an ancient people
advance by forced marches toward independence,
health, culture, affluence, comfort.
- Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

What moves me is neither ethnocentric pride nor sectarian arrogance.
I make no claim that Jewish culture is superior to other cultures.
But it is mine.
- Theodore Bikel

America is the only country capable of producing national movies:
its culture has become a global culture.
- Jean-Jacques Annaud

An army without culture is a dull-witted army,
and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy.
- Mao Zedong

How you act, walk, look and talk is all part of Hip Hop culture.
And the music is colorless.
Hip Hop music is made from Black, brown,
yellow, red and white.
- Afrika Bambaataa

I didn't choose Russia but Russia chose me.
I had been fascinated from an early age by the culture,
the language, the literature and the history to the place.
- Helen Dunmore

A few words of Hindi appear here or there,
but it's all Urdu.
I feel that if the popular culture, which is what Hindi films are,
uses Urdu, it's not going to diminish.
- Ismail Merchant

I have strong sentiments toward Iran,
since I distinguish between the Iranian regime and the Iranian people.
I highly esteem Iranian music and culture.
- Moshe Katsav

Although we love the idea of choice -
our culture almost worships it -
we seek refuge in the familiar and the comfortable.
- Hugh Mackay

Everything the Beats stood for was the opposite of
the dominant culture today.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

When we create out of our experiences,
as feminists of color, women of color,
we have to develop those structures that will present
and circulate our culture.
- Audre Lorde

The negative side to globalization is that it wipes
out entire economic systems and in doing so wipes out
the accompanying culture.
- Peter L. Berger

It is my hope that as we commemorate Black History Month in the future,
we will continue to celebrate the many achievements
and rich culture of African-Americans.
- Eliot Engel

I think it talks about that there needs to be some
proactive attack against drugs infiltrating our culture.
- Joe Morton

It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can
earn much more money writing or talking about his art
than he can by practicing it.
- W. H. Auden

If you do not breathe through writing,
if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing,
then don't write, because our culture has no use for it.
- Anais Nin

Culture clash is terrific drama.
- Ken Follett

A free culture is not a culture without property;
it is not a culture in which artists don't get paid.
- Lawrence Lessig

I think of art, at its most significant,
as a DEW line, a Distant Early Warning system that
can always be relied on to tell the old culture what
is beginning to happen to it.
- Marshall McLuhan

God exists, if only in the form of a meme with high survival value,
or infective power, in the environment provided by human culture.
- Richard Dawkins

High and low culture come together in all Post Modern art,
and American poetry is not excluded from this.
- Diane Wakoski

You have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn't work,
don't buy it.
- Mitch Albom

Reality TV is sleazy, it is manipulative.
It is as momentary as anything in popular culture.
- Morley Safer

Culture must have its ultimate aim in the metaphysical
or it will cease to be culture.
- Johan Huizinga

Science is an integral part of culture.
It's not this foreign thing, done by an arcane priesthood.
It's one of the glories of the human intellectual tradition.
- Stephen Jay Gould

I sat out a few years because I wasn't really sure
what I wanted to do next.
So many things were changing in music and in culture,
so it seemed like a good time to step back.
- Beck

Not all intelligence can be artificial now,
so if we make a mistake, the consequences are no longer
simply located within an institution or a national culture.
- William Irwin Thompson

There are things in American culture that want to wipe the class distinction.
Blue jeans.
Ready-made clothes.
Coca-Cola.
- Leslie Fiedler

California is full of Mexican culture and Mexican music.
- Harry Dean Stanton

Nevada has a world-class economy.
It will only build a world-class culture with world-class
research universities coupled with the Desert Research Institute.
- James E. Rogers

How did we suddenly become entranced with gangster
culture? I saw it this morning on campus.
When did the black community say we should all look like criminals?
- Tim Reid

The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread,
the thinner it gets.
- Alvin Toffler

And it's not only films, I'm pretty unaware of anything
that's going on in popular culture right now.
- Brad Bird

The Church cannot be content to live in its stained-glass
house and throw stones through the picture window of modern culture.
- Robert McAfee Brown

When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites;
instead it fragments.
- Maggie Gallagher

If most American cities are about the consumption of culture,
Los Angeles and New York are about the production of culture -
not only national culture but global culture.
- Barbara Kruger

Although, this is often used with negative connotations,
I see ideology as an inherent part of culture.
- Dario Fo

When I was 24 I went to Nigeria and it was such a culture shock,
growing up in Australia and suddenly being the only
white man in this unit full of black men.
- Bruce Beresford

Culture's worth huge, huge risks.
Without culture we're all totalitarian beasts.
- Norman Mailer

If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see,
you can be said to be so much a representative of your
culture that you are a victim of it.
- S. I. Hayakawa

Very simply, the culture of another people does not
have to be accepted when it is subhuman!
- Armstrong Williams

War seems to be one of the most salutary phenomena
for the culture of human nature;
and it is not without regret that I see it disappearing
more and more from the scene.
- Karl Wilhelm Von Humboldt

I don't see a film industry in Germany.
They have a great TV culture, but how many German films are really exciting?
- Thomas Kretschmann


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