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I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Questioning cultural norms opens new vistas of happiness and purpose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are the most powerful cultural force in the world.
- William J. Clinton

Nothing is ever absolutely "wrong."
"Wrong" is in the cultural tradition of the beholder.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural,
religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
- Jack Kingston

We only exist in terms of how we think we exist.
Meaning every cultural development is fabricated and can be fabricated.
- Thom Mayne

What they fear, I think rightly, is that traditional
Vietnamese society cannot survive the American economic and cultural impact.
- J. William Fulbright


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The curriculum of the school did not neglect India's cultural,
analytical and scientific heritage, but was very involved
also with the rest of the world.
- Amartya Sen

Cultural tourism surveys consistently rate San Francisco's
art industry as a core reason for visiting.
- Gavin Newsom

I feel however, that we architects have a special duty and mission...
(to contribute) to the socio-cultural development of
architecture and urban planning.
- Kenzo Tange

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries;
for mathematics,
the cultural world is one country.
- David Hilbert

Gun crime is a major cause of fear and distress throughout the UK.
The problem is deeply entrenched in a wide range of
social and cultural factors and therefore not an isolated issue.
- Diane Abbott

If we don't believe in moral absolutes and then we
get into a cultural-political debate,
how are we going to win?
- Randall Terry

Cultural variety is always worth striving for,
but must never precede the declaration of human rights.
- Bjorn Ulvaeus

The UN declaration on human rights must always be first
in line before religion or other cultural habits,
in case of any conflict between them.
- Bjorn Ulvaeus

Sam Walton was a master storyteller who used illustrative
stories to reinforce his cultural standards.
- Michael Bergdahl

I don't often go to a place just to check out all the
cultural sites of a city.
- Joe Sacco

People who bowl vote.
Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
- Dan Quayle

On July 18, we will mark the 12th anniversary of the
senseless loss of 85 lives in the bombing of the Jewish
Cultural Center in Buenos Aires,
Argentina.
- Tom Lantos

We've got to find ways of confronting the issues that divide -
and at the heart of cultural issues,
you often find religions.
- George Carey

The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was
not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?'
- Margaret Atwood

Emerson was the chief figure in the American transcendental movement,
a fact that complicates all accounts of him in literary or cultural history.
- Howard Mumford Jones

Our cultural diversity has most certainly shaped our national character.
- Julie Bishop

We recognize that the arts are an essential part of
San Francisco's cultural vitality.
- Gavin Newsom

We are losing our living systems, social systems,
cultural systems, governing systems,
stability,
and our constitutional health, and we're surrendering it all at the same time.
- Paul Hawken

It is quite understandable that Puerto Ricans seek
to preserve a cultural sense of identity without separating politically from U.S.
national sovereignty.
- Dick Thornburgh

Sports is like rock 'n' roll.
Both are dominant cultural forces, both speak an international language,
and both are all about emotions.
- Phil Knight

A poet's cultural baggage and erudition can interfere with a poem.
- Douglas Dunn

Cultural anthropology is more and more rapidly getting
to realize itself as a strictly historical science.
- Edward Sapir

It is only through contact and comparison that the
relative value or worthlessness of the various cultural
elements can be clearly and critically seen and understood.
- Hu Shih

Some artists imagine they've got a hold on this apparatus,
which in fact has got a hold of them.
As a result, they end up supporting a cultural prison
that is out of their control.
- Robert Smithson

Schools are really bad now.
Schools are not only bad in reading,
writing and arithmetic,
they're worse in cultural aspects, like in music and art.
They don't teach you anything.
- John Kricfalusi

My family...
always had the value of the family table and these
cultural influences of growing up.
- Emeril Lagasse

I think that New York is not the cultural centre of America,
but the business and administrative centre of American culture.
- Saul Bellow

Even the most jingoistic person would have to admit
that even American cultural music comes from Europe.
That's what classical music is, real European music.
- Sonny Rollins

I'd thought sexuality was instinctive or natural,
but it's profoundly linked to inner security and cultural context.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

Quality is the result of a carefully constructed cultural environment.
It has to be the fabric of the organization,
not part of the fabric.
- Phil Crosby

This country, and the West Coast, especially,
is bad at preserving any cultural legacy.
- Esa-Pekka Salonen

I'd like to think that the notion of inspiration will
transcend cultural things that are going on.
There's something classic about this movie that I'm hoping reaches kids.
- Rob Morrow

The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and
cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution.
- Steven Levy

It is important to remember that the Pacific Ocean
covers a quarter of the world's surface and that each
Pacific country has its own cultural,
historical and ethnic identity.
- Jenny Shipley

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the
coarse are becoming our cultural norms,
even our cultural ideal.
- Carl Bernstein

The cultural contrast I saw between religions...
Catholics have a lot of mediators, going through saints and Mary or whatever.
Protestants in general say things to God directly.
- Robert Duvall

A movie that costs only $1.6 million doesn't have to
be a cultural event to turn a profit.
- Steven Soderbergh

The reason man does not experience his true cultural
self is that until he experiences another self as valid
he has little basis for validating his own self.
- Edward T. Hall

There's always the tendency to transform the Church into an ethical agency,
and of measuring the Church by the yardstick of social and cultural utility.
- Karl Lehmann

As polarized as we have been, we Americans are locked
in a cultural war for the soul of our country.
- Patrick Buchanan

In the Arab world, there is no link between the cultural
habits of peoples and the ways of thinking and creating of modern intellectuals.
They are two separate worlds.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

It's true that humanity has seen a succession of crises,
wars and atrocities, but this negative side is offset
by advances in technology and cultural exchanges.
- Abbe Pierre

Australia and Canada were settled by adventurers,
they had to break new ground.
I think that is indelibly etched on our cultural spirit.
- Tom Cochrane

The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems.
- Larry Wall

I care more about telly because it made me an actor
and there's a much more immediate response to TV.
You can address the political or cultural fabric of your country.
- Christopher Eccleston

The winner must promote social jusitce,
remove corruption and discrmination,
and stand against political,
cultural and economic plots.
- Ayatollah Khamenei

The idea of cultural relativism is nothing but an excuse to violate human rights.
- Shirin Ebadi

I certainly can't speak for all cultures or all societies,
but it's clear that in America, poetry serves a very marginal purpose.
It's not part of the cultural mainstream.
- Mark Strand

So the same cultural and political issues that divided
us in 1968 are still dividing us.
- Russell Banks

I think IT projects are about supporting social systems-about
communications between people and machines.
They tend to fail due to cultural issues.
- Tim Berners-Lee

It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem.
- Bob Barr

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios.
That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
- Bruce Sterling

The two great cultural and political currents of Italy
have always only been concerned with the masses.
- Emma Bonino

The U.N.
acts as the world's conscience, and over eighty-five
percent of the work that is done by the United Nations is in the social,
economic, educational and cultural fields.
- Shirley Temple

Civilization is the order and freedom is promoting cultural activity.
- Will Durant

Sports are one of the main cultural activities on the face of the earth.
- Jack Kent Cooke

Unless there is recognition that women are most vulnerable...
and you do something about social and cultural equality for women,
you're never going to defeat this pandemic.
- Stephen Lewis

For to change the norms, the very foci of attention,
of a cultural system is a difficult task -
far more complex than that of changing an individual's attitudes and interests.
- James S. Coleman

Europe is no longer Europe, it is Eurabia,
a colony of Islam, where the Islamic invasion does
not proceed only in a physical sense,
but also in a mental and cultural sense.
- Oriana Fallaci

I'm really proud of Blair Witch Project as a film,
but as far as the cultural phenomenon of it -
that was just weird luck.
- Joshua Leonard

We also have a cultural phenomenon: the emergence of a global culture,
or of cultural globalization.
- Peter L. Berger

Great cultural changes begin in affectation and end in routine.
- Jacques Barzun

If anything characterizes the cultural life of the seventies in America,
it is an insistence on preventing failures of communication.
- Richard Rosen

Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art.
But I think of myself is a cultural artist.
- Larry Wall


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