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Funny Crisis Quotes
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When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy

Any idiot can face a crisis.
It's the day-to-day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov

In the midst of crisis, boldly seize opportunity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who
maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
- Dante Alighieri


 

I am a firm believer in the people.
If given the truth, they can be depended upon
to meet any national crisis.
The great point is to bring them the real facts.
- Abraham Lincoln

Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Every crisis offers you extra desired power.
- William Moulton Marston


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See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life
crisis is buy a fast car,
aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars.
It's not that.
It's the fear that you're past your best.
It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.
- Robbie Coltrane

Government alone cannot solve the problems we deal
with in our correctional facilities,
treatment centers, homeless shelters and crisis centers -
we need our faith-based and community partners.
- Dirk Kempthorne

Blaming speculators as a response to financial crisis
goes back at least to the Greeks.
It's almost always the wrong response.
- Larry Summers

There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic
reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
- Phyllis Diller

While Social Security faces some long-term challenges,
the system is not in crisis.
- Chaka Fattah

Being on a movie set is like one long financial crisis.
- John Cusack

What we know about the global financial crisis is that we don't know very much.
- Paul Samuelson

It's an interesting line that I walk.
The AIDS crisis has done a lot for my songs and made them proliferate,
and my songs have contributed a lot to that cause as well.
- David Friedman

Man is not imprisoned by habit.
Great changes in him can be wrought by crisis -
once that crisis can be recognized and understood.
- Norman Cousins

I was in the middle of a crossroads,
which is a nice way of saying crisis,
physically, emotionally and spiritually.
You know the physical part.
We just talked about it.
- Star Jones

Simply put, drilling in ANWR would be expensive,
environmentally devastating, and would do very little
to fix our energy crisis or to bring down the price of oil and gasoline.
- Allyson Schwartz

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm,
even when there is no crisis.
- Franklin P. Jones

Well, I have also believed in empowering the individual
and believe there is a degree of inertia in big government
that hampers the ability to respond to a rapidly evolving crisis.
- Michael Burgess

Progressive rhetoric has the effect of concealing social
crisis and moral breakdown by presenting them as the
birth pangs of a new order.
- Christopher Lasch

I was talking about no nukes, the farm crisis.
People said that wasn't stuff that a state auditor
was supposed to be talking about.
Maybe they were right.
- Paul Wellstone

The 1957 crisis in Little Rock, brought about by the
desegregation of Little Rock Central High School,
was a huge part of the march toward freedom and opportunity in America.
- Vic Snyder

I move to appoint a Committee to correspond with the neighboring colonies,
on the present important Crisis.
- Isaac Low

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations:
fight or flee.
In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative;
fight,
flee - or laugh.
- Robert Orben

What I object to the current government intervention
in so-called 'solving the crisis',
they haven't solved anything.
They've just postponed it.
- Marc Faber

The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values.
- Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Japan continues to work closely with the United States
on the issue of the North Korean nuclear crisis and
has played an important and constructive role in the Six-Party talks.
- Michael K. Simpson

As a result, ways out of the crisis are being intensively
searched for at all levels -
ways,
which, however, aim at maintaining the whites' control over the country.
- Joe Slovo

Look at what President Kennedy managed to achieve during
the Cuban missile crisis.
If Bush had been president in 1962, do you think he
would have avoided a nuclear war?
- Bianca Jagger

With such compelling information, the question is why
haven't we been able to do more to prevent the crisis
of underage drinking? The answer is:
the alcohol industry.
- Lucille Roybal-Allard

Successful people recognize crisis as a time for change -
from lesser to greater,
smaller to bigger.
- Edwin Louis Cole

I'm trying to use the language of today to express
a general existential crisis that I think the world and I are going through.
- Sean Lennon

I understand that it's hard for everyone,
but one cannot give in to emotions...
we'll have to draw lessons from the current crisis
and now we'll have to work on overcoming it.
- Boris Yeltsin

The whole life of an American is passed like a game of chance,
a revolutionary crisis, or a battle.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

The Egyptian tomb was the outcome of the Mesopotamian
influence and followed from the religious crisis the country had undergone.
- Stephen Gardiner

America's health care system is in crisis precisely
because we systematically neglect wellness and prevention.
- Tom Harkin

A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always
acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

The essence of Africa's crisis is fundamentally its extreme poverty.
- Jeffrey Sachs

David Brinkley was an icon of modern broadcast journalism,
a brilliant writer who could say in a few words what
the country needed to hear during times of crisis,
tragedy and triumph.
- Tom Brokaw

I also believed that our public at home would be strong
enough to survive even the present crisis.
- Paul von Hindenburg

President Bush is manufacturing a crisis by suggesting
that Social Security is in imminent danger.
It is not.
- Richard Neal

Perhaps two million years ago the creatures of a planet
in some remote galaxy faced a musical crisis similar
to that which we earthly composers face today.
- George Crumb

I think the IMF helped to detonate the Indonesian crisis.
- Jeffrey Sachs

The World Bank is now the biggest culprit in the debt crisis.
- Susan George

I hope you will respond to the crisis of confidence
that Watergate has created by opening up your administration
and reaching out to people in a more magnanimous spirit.
- Elliot Richardson

Seeds of faith are always within us;
sometimes it takes a crisis to nourish and encourage their growth.
- Susan Taylor

Our theology is still in a time of crisis,
and I think this will last for some years more.
- Godfried Danneels

If for no other reason than the energy crisis now facing this country,
the federal government should be eager to become partners
with us in rebuilding our city.
- Jane Byrne

The great thing about baseball is there's a crisis every day.
- Gabe Paul

Next week there can't be any crisis.
My schedule is already full.
- Henry A. Kissinger

Anyway, our family went into complete crisis mode.
I have two older brothers, and we rallied as a family.
- Kathy Mattea

Close scrutiny will show that most "crisis situations"
are opportunities to either advance,
or stay where you are.
- Maxwell Maltz

I'm not panicking, and I'm not scared,
I've been through the Gulf War, the Asia crisis,
and the Russian crisis.
- Al-Waleed bin Talal

The financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes,
which would only undermine the economic growth required to regain our strength.
- George W. Bush

This is a crisis, but there is an opportunity to help
revitalize and renew the Catholic community.
- William P. Leahy

If Carter had been there when the AIDS crisis came up,
it would have been a whole different story.
It could have been treated like a legitimate disease.
- Jean O'Leary

The Bush Administration claims there is a Social Security
crisis only to distract Americans from its serious
mismanagement of the federal budget.
- Mark Dayton

We've got to be judged by how we do in times of crisis.
- Johnnie Cochran

This crisis is not simply a more severe version of
the usual business cycle recession,
the typical downturn in which economies ultimately adjust and stabilize.
- Timothy Geithner

Here comes 40.
I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari.
I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.
- Keanu Reeves

The administration is manufacturing a crisis that does
not exist in order to dismantle Social Security.
- Jack Reed

Nobody but radicals have ever accomplished anything in a great crisis.
- James A. Garfield

At every crisis in one's life, it is absolute salvation
to have some sympathetic friend to whom you can think
aloud without restraint or misgiving.
- Woodrow Wilson

If you have a crisis, whether on a ship or wherever,
there are heroes who rise above it.
- Jerry Bruckheimer

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis.
Then that can be documented on film.
- Claire Danes

I totally relate to Tom Cruise.
He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis.
- Bret Easton Ellis

Every little thing counts in a crisis.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

There can't be a crisis next week.
My schedule is already full.
- Henry A. Kissinger

I take great pride in having been able to overcome
the Asian financial crisis and seeking the opportunities
available to bring about an unprecedented growth in the economy.
- Zhu Rongji

Then came the hostage crisis during which Carter did
nothing to rattle the ayatollahs who hung tough until
Ronald Reagan was inaugurated,
when they suddenly backed down.
- Alexander Haig


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