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What we've got here is failure to communicate.
- the movie Cool Hand Luke

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson

Parenthood and family come first for me,
and when I'm not working I'm cool with the Teletubbies.
- Clive Owen

I think you go through a period as a teenager of being
quite cool and unaffected by things.
- Miranda Otto


 

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
- Daniel Webster

Vegetarians are cool.
All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
- Ted Nugent


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Yeah, my dream would be to work for 6 months and then have 6 months to play,
just snowboarding, surfing, and going to cool places
to listen and be alone and kinda chill out.
- Marc Newson

People recognize me, call me Ron, and ask me questions.
It's really cool and weird as well.
- Rupert Grint

I'm a geeky toy collector, and to have toys of your
own characters is unbelievably cool.
- Craig McCracken

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it.
But every now and then you say, 'I work at "Saturday Night Live,"
and that is so cool.
- Tina Fey

I got tired of the Ramones around the time I quit and I really got into rap.
I thought it was the new punk rock.
LL Cool J was my biggest idol.
- Dee Dee Ramone

The worst thing I could be thinking is how could I be a cool bass player.
- Mike Gordon

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria.
We don't care about looking cool or posing.
- Adrian Edmondson

Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs.
- Robert Conrad

My perfect guy wears Converse, is totally laid back,
and doesn't worry about being cool.
- Selena Gomez

I have, I admit, a low tolerance for detached chronicling and cool analysis.
- Leslie Fiedler

When you go in and do a cool, small character,
it feels less like work and more like fun.
- Balthazar Getty

I'm always looking for cool stuff to do because that's
what we're supposed to do,
ya know?
- Joshua Homme

I'm so critical of myself.
I'm actually really, really proud of the film.
It's really cool to see a movie at Sundance because
everybody is so supportive.
- Giovanni Ribisi

I know that people think I'm sexy and I am looked at as that.
It is cool with me.
It's wonderful to have sexy appeal.
If you embrace it, it can be a very beautiful thing.
- Aaliyah

I really, really love Hilary Clinton.
I think she's very cool.
She's out there and she's involved.
- Sandra Bernhard

The cool part of being an entertainer is getting the
opportunity to get your feet wet in all areas.
- Paula Abdul

We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus,
and just turn it over to Him.
Through the support I think the sacrifices will be
made and we'll all be cool with it.
- Stacie Orrico

I just want to do cool stuff.
- Rob Corddry

He's as cool as a prized marrow!
- Sid Waddell

You're not really necessarily the coolest guy in their life.
You are a conduit to the really cool people.
- Tony Shalhoub

Country's hip; it's cool music.
- Ricky Skaggs

But it's cool to be noticed for the smallest part of that.
- Shane West

My parents were vegetarians.
I'd show up at school, this giant black kid,
with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
- Aisha Tyler

Meyer and I have a bit in common because we're both left-handed.
I think it's great that he seeks out that advice because
he's not too cool or too uncomfortable to ask for it.
- Barry Zito

I just saw the movie for the first time in its entirely last night.
It's really cool when you're in with an audience that's
so tuned in and plugged in to what's going on.
- Sasha Alexander

Well, a sort of epiphany: I was in a great band.
And it's very cool to be at 53 and realise that when
you were a kid you were in a great band.
- Bob Geldof

I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way.
- Stone Gossard

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that
they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.
- Matthew Vaughn

Actually just recently I came up with that idea,
watching the movie 'Legally Blonde' and I was like,
'cool, that's something I want to do.
- Lisa Leslie

One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty counsels.
The thing to do is to supply light and not heat.
- Woodrow Wilson

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.
- Ron Livingston

Belly buttons are cool!
- Lauren Graham

Rather be dead than cool.
- Kurt Cobain

I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself
to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog thing.
- Les Claypool

A lot of those little things that I really like doing
are just moments of cool articulation,
just little moments of phrasing that probably go over everybody's head.
- Steve Vai

I used to do this as a kid.
And now they're paying me for it, which is cool.
- William Kempe

My strangest media moment a photo session they all
had dressed up like 50 gangsters.
That was pretty cool.
We have to get some more of those kind of photos sometimes.
- Kerry King

What we do every night is we change out the set list
as much as we can to make sure that (fans can) go home
and tell their friends they experienced something unique and cool.
- Isaac Hanson

If it was just me and Elvis one on one,
which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him,
it was a really comfortable.
He was a cool guy.
Easy laugh, nice guy.
- Mac Davis

The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble;
and the rough male kiss of blankets.
- Rupert Brooke

I don't count on the boy who waits till October,
when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play.
- Darrell Royal

I thought that would be kind of cool,
to make a bad guy look sympathetic.
- Christopher Atkins

But if you think you aren't creative that's cool,
too.
I think being around people who aren't creative is
kind of refreshing and nice.
- Joel Hodgson

The problem to me is violence.
It's not cool to kill somebody or hurt people.
- Mark Ruffalo

Spock's cool, analytical nature feels more fascinating
and topical than ever now that we've put a sort of
Vulcan in the White House.
- Steve Daly

For electronica music, David Linton has been doing
this series called Unity Gain,
which is pretty cool.
- Jim Coleman

I'm playing with Bonnie Raitt.
I don't have to sing it.
I just have to play it.
That's cool.
- Billy Preston

I didn't come to Hollywood to drink or get high,
and I don't want to be considered a cool actor -
I want to be a great actor.
- Tom Sizemore

Dinosaurs was a cool idea, but we just couldn't find
a way to make it really fun.
We've got a bunch of great game ideas that we want
to bring to life over the next several years.
- Sid Meier

You can think of Hollywood as high school.
TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors,
and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.
- Owen Wilson

That was excellent!
I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!
- Adam Savage

Good words cool more than cold water.
- John Ray

It's now possible to play and take lessons from any place of the world.
The concept of physical distance doesn't exist in the online world,
and that is so cool!
- Alexandra Kosteniuk

The high-spirited man may indeed die,
but he will not stoop to meanness.
Fire, though it may be quenched, will not become cool.
- Ovid

Morgan Freeman is so class.
He's so cool.
He's so scary.
- Jim Carrey

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could
you want in a person? He's funny.
He's cute.
He's great.
He just understands.
I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
- Britney Spears

I don't mind not being cool.
- Chris Martin

I was training more learning how to scuba dive which
I'd never done which was really,
really, really cool.
- Ashley Scott

When you get to your mid-20s, you start to feel responsibilities
for the things that you do and the people around you.
It's a cool age.
- Eliza Dushku

Thirty years ago, we were in a movie theater and thought
it was so cool because we were finally delivered from
the horrors of stained glass and wooden pews.
- Bill Hybels

But live shows are cool.
I just got back into the idea of enjoying it live.
- Graham Coxon

They have decided to tour under the name of Ten Years
After which I don't think is very cool.
To be honest, they have had to do that as it's the
only way they can get any work.
- Alvin Lee

I'm thought of as a cool, unemotional dancer,
but inside I'm not.
- Suzanne Farrell

That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.
- Adam Savage


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