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I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Solitude is considered un-American.
- Erica Jong

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
- The Buddha

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
- Erma Bombeck


 

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man
can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
- Ted Williams

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

My father considered a walk among the mountains
as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Aldous Huxley


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No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered
with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.
- Winston Churchill

Art ought never to be considered except in its relations with its ideal beauty.
- Alfred de Vigny

Mankind is considered (by the radical environmentalists)
the lowest and the meanest of all species and is blamed for everything.
- Dixie Lee Ray

I would never have done what I'd done if I'd considered
my father as somebody I wanted to please.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Like all my family and class, I considered it a sign
of weakness to show affection;
to have been caught kissing my mother would have been a disgrace,
and to have shown affection for my father would have been a disaster.
- Agnes Smedley

Don't automatically obey Presidential directives if
you disagree or if you suspect he hasn't considered
key aspects of the issue.
- Donald Rumsfeld

When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show,
I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity.
- Lorna Luft

Once, power was considered a masculine attribute.
In fact, power has no sex.
- Katharine Graham

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at
the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
- Steven Wright

But I've never considered myself any kind of heartthrob.
It sounds painful.
- Gavin DeGraw

Blind submission in women is considered a virtue,
while submission to wrong is itself wrong,
and resistance to wrong is virtue alike in women as in man.
- Ernestine Rose

Just like Tim Robbins is very political -
and obviously,
Arnold Schwarzenegger must be - I want to be able to
have this public personality that's considered authoritative.
- Christy Romano

I know one day I'll be considered too old.
- Claudia Schiffer

I considered that the homes that people live in exactly describe their lives.
- Douglas Sirk

There are few cases in which mere popularity should
be considered a proper test of merit;
but the case of song-writing is,
I think, one of the few.
- Edgar Allan Poe

I have long considered it one of God's greatest mercies
that the future is hidden from us.
If it were not, life would surely be unbearable.
- Eugene Forsey

One of the things that I am happy about in my life
as an artist is that I am not considered a Hispanic artist.
- Andres Serrano

Words will not fail when the matter is well considered.
- Horace

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that
happened because I've never been considered an outwardly
funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
- Janeane Garofalo

Jackie considered his resurrection, the world's best return performance.
- Audrey Meadows

I have been a victim of stereotypes.
I come from Latin America and to some countries,
we are considered 'losers,' drug traffickers,
and that is not fair because that is generalizing.
- Ricky Martin

I've considered having my nose fixed.
But I didn't trust anyone enough.
If I could do it myself with a mirror.
- Barbra Streisand

I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim.
What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star.
- Arlene Dahl

If I really considered myself a writer,
I wouldn't be writing screenplays.
I'd be writing novels.
- Quentin Tarantino

In no way can sport be considered a luxury object.
- Pierre de Coubertin

I have maintained a passionate interest in education,
which leads me occasionally to make foolish and ill-considered
remarks alleging that not everything is well in our schools.
- Philip Pullman

I don't think I was considered to be a cabaret singer
because I didn't have patter that was written.
- Rita Coolidge

In the first instance, therefore, global terrorism
created a kind of global community sharing a common fate,
something we had previously considered impossible.
- Ulrich Beck

Columbia Law School men were being drafted,
and suddenly women who had done well in college were
considered acceptable candidates for the vacant seats.
- Constance Baker Motley

Wherever magistrates were appointed from among those
who complied with the injunctions of the laws,
Socrates considered the government to be an aristocracy.
- Xenophon

By the time we reached Virginia City I was considered
a remarkable good shot and a fearless rider for a girl of my age.
- Calamity Jane

I'm an underdog person, so I align myself with those
who seem to be not considered valuable in polite society.
- Jessica Hagedorn

I considered Nat King Cole to be a friend and,
in many ways, a mentor.
He always had words of profound advice.
- Diahann Carroll

Being typecast is a great thing for an actor.
I was considered one of the New York mob actors.
- Debi Mazar

The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed.
Right at the top, if you make enough of them,
it's considered to be your style.
- Fred Astaire

I always considered myself a dancer before anything else.
- Annette Funicello

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy,
Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends.
But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
- Phil Hartman

Being a secretary was considered a very good job in those days.
- Brenda Blethyn

There is no religion in which everyday life is not considered a prison;
there is no philosophy or ideology that does not think
that we live in alienation.
- Eugene Ionesco

Buddhism has become a socially recognized religious
philosophy for Americans,
whereas it used to be considered an exotic religion.
- Thurston Moore

Why, in such a case, should the performer essay any
sort of considered approach at all?
- Brian Ferneyhough

In Europe you can be Sophia, you can be these older
women who are considered very sexy.
- Sally Kirkland

At the first general meeting of this Corporation in 1820,
his Lordship presided; a circumstance,
which may well be considered an era in the history
of the Church of Upper Canada.
- John Strachan

At the beginning of the 20th century,
the ambition of the great painters was to make paintings that were like music,
which was then considered as the noblest art.
- Brian Eno

I never considered a career in broadcasting,
not even as a kid.
- Josh Charles

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to
miss out on anything life had to offer just because
it might be considered dangerous.
- Nicole Kidman

As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe
for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand.
- Ethel Merman

Adversity has ever been considered the state in which
a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.
- Samuel Johnson

It has often been observed that the repercussion of
poetic language on prose language can be considered
a decisive cut of a whip.
- Eugenio Montale

I destroy things every day in the act of working and
often recall a picture I had considered finished in order to rework it.
- Frank Auerbach

Only in Washington would death be considered a taxable event.
- Mike Ferguson

I've never considered myself a celebrity or even part
of the entertainment business.
I'm a cooking teacher.
- Martin Yan

In the Church, considered as a social organism,
the mysteries inevitably degenerate into beliefs.
- Simone Weil

From its inception, South Vietnam was only considered
to be an outpost in the war against communism.
- Nguyen Cao Ky

The rights of the individual are greatly prized in the developed world,
but in many other regions they are considered a luxury
reserved for the impossibly wealthy.
- Silvia Cartwright

It could be argued that, in Thailand,
many foreigners have come and gone, and the number
of people who are considered to be Thai have traveled
abroad in a great number.
- Bhumibol Adulyadej

Human and moral factors must always be considered.
They must never be missing from policies and from public discussion.
- Herman Kahn

An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak
you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind.
- Elizabeth I

I always considered myself very successful even before
the success of Secrets and Lies.
- Brenda Blethyn

I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.
- Natalie Portman

Belief and knowledge are considered to be two different things.
But they are not.
- Stanley Fish

Bob Dylan's first couple of records in the 60's weren't
considered cover records,
but he only wrote one or two original songs on each album.
- John Mellencamp


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