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Funny Clothes Quotes
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I got a perfect build for clothes.
I'm a twenty-eight dwarf.
- the movie Love and Death

It is an interesting question how far men
would retain their relative rank
if they were divested of their clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

Tombs are the clothes of the dead.
A grave is a plain suit;
while an expensive monument is one with embroidery.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Nothing separates the generations more than music.
By the time a child is eight or nine,
he has developed a passion for his own music that is
even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau


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Do not trouble yourself much
to get new things, whether clothes or friends...
Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
- Henry David Thoreau

Are creeds such simple things like the clothes
which a man can change at will - and put on at will?
Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I don't spend much money on clothes;
I never did.
- Lauren Hutton

We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- Joan Rivers

It doesn't matter about money; having it,
not having it.
Or having clothes, or not having them.
You're still left alone with yourself in the end.
- Billy Idol

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

I don't design clothes, I design dreams.
- Ralph Lauren

Music is the fourth great material want,
first food, then clothes, then shelter,
then music.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry Kaiser

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A designer is only as good as the star who wears her clothes.
- Edith Head

I had more clothes than I had closets,
more cars than garage space, but no money.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older,
and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer,
and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.
- Amy Irving

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything -
millions of dollars,
mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women,
and every other materialistic thing you can imagine.
Now I struggle for peace.
- Richard Pryor

Few people know how to take a walk.
The qualifications are endurance,
plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature,
good humor, vast curiosity, good speech,
good silence and nothing too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is magnificent - just as it comes.
Life has no need for fancy clothes, or lipstick.
Life is no pig.
Our life is the greatest gift of all creation.
When we are unhappy with life -
when we are shocked by the stock market,
or dismayed by our choice of political candidates,
let us not lash out in anger.
But also, let us not try to pretty up life
with some lipstick and some party clothes.
See life clearly - no rose colored glasses -
and then CHOOSE to love life.
CHOOSE to be happy, be joyful, be grateful,
be forgiving of everyone and of every act
we believe has hurt us.
Life just "IS."
We get to CHOOSE our relationship with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you look over the years, the styles have changed -
the clothes,
the hair, the production, the approach to the songs.
The icing to the cake has changed flavors.
But if you really look at the cake itself,
it's really the same.
- John Oates

I don't like to take my clothes off.
- Demi Moore

The Paris peace talks kept a roof over my head and
food on the table and clothes on my back because if
something was said going in or coming out,
I had the rent for the month.
- Ed Bradley

My heart is in a world of water and crystal,
My clothes are damp in this time of spring rains.
- Du Fu

I feel more comfortable with my clothes off than on!
- Shalom Harlow

I started working on a line of clothes last year,
but right now we're kind of at a standstill.
- Beverley Mitchell

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New
Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months,
how bad could that be?
- Orlando Bloom

Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders;
it is impossible to keep them up.
- Sydney Smith

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes.
Men don't really care that much about women's clothes.
If they like a girl, chances are they'll like her clothes.
- Hedy Lamarr

It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno:
'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex,
we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'.
- Rob Zombie

The violence and burnings in Lebanon were the work
of Syrian soldiers and workers dressed in civilian clothes.
- Walid Jumblatt

The actors nowadays, both young men and young ladies,
don't always wear their period clothes as well as they might.
They tend to stomp around a bit in them.
- Julie Harris

My clothes are great for a honeymoon:
They're light and sexy,
colorful and pretty, and not expensive.
- Diane von Furstenberg

My clothes are very popular in Japan.
- Vivienne Westwood

Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop.
It's like three little moose in a boat,
paddling.
It's very cute.
And I got to keep some of the clothes.
- Caroline Dhavernas

I admire a person who, for the love of art,
is able to take off their clothes in front of a camera.
But I'm not capable, I'm too cowardly for that.
- Shakira

I rarely wear clothes when I'm home by myself.
I love making breakfast naked.
But you've got to make sure the gardener's not coming that day.
- Kristen Bell

I don't take my clothes off in my videos.
- Gavin DeGraw

Somebody did complain to me and tell me that my clothes
were so loud they couldn't hear me sing.
- Cyndi Lauper

Many people will say, well, clothes should be worn;
but I think people can look at them in public,
like seeing a film.
I think museum exhibitions are very important.
- Issey Miyake

Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big,
I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to
wear hand-me-down clothes.
- Buck Owens

Upon the clothes behind the tenement,
That hang like ghosts suspended from the lines,
Linking each flat, but to each indifferent,
Incongruous and strange the moonlight shines.
- Claude McKay

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes,
go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
- Mike Tyson

Our clothes are going to pieces fast.
Send provisions as soon as possible.
- William John Wills

As a singer I tried on all these hats,
these voices, these clothes, and eventually out came me.
- Carly Simon

You start making movies and people start seeing when you go to places,
and all of a sudden you are getting clothes for free
and all of a sudden you are getting food for free.
- Morris Chestnut

Laws should be like clothes.
They should be made to fit the people they serve.
- Clarence Darrow

When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier.
It was a bit awkward at first but I soon got to be
perfectly at home in men's clothes.
- Calamity Jane

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani
clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill.
I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.
- Shirley Manson

Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars
worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously,
instead of a pretty little twit.
- Shelley Duvall

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
- Edward W. Howe

I believe that my clothes can give people a better image of themselves -
that it can increase their feelings of confidence and happiness.
- Giorgio Armani

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of
halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
- David Niven

Nothing earth-shattering has happened in men's fashion.
How much can you do with men's clothes?
- Calvin Klein

I didn't figure out the makeup or cute hair or clothes until oh,
maybe my junior year of high school.
- Catherine Bell

Nothing to do but work, Nothing to eat but food,
Nothing to wear out but clothes, To keep one from going nude.
- Benjamin Franklin King

I think the clothes in Belle de Jour are very important
to the style of the film.
Even today, it is still timeless.
- Catherine Deneuve

When I get a little money I buy books;
and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
- Desiderius Erasmus

People say it's really the press who create those soundbites about fashion.
That's what sells magazines and clothes.
- Isaac Mizrahi

My wardrobe consists of antique clothes,
many of my designs, plus shoes and shirts from Brooks
Brothers and Paul Stuart.
- Calvin Klein

I'm horrible to live with.
I don't clean.
My clothes end up wherever I take them off.
I forget to flush the toilet.
- Megan Fox

It's the clothes that influence the music I'm going to play.
- Graham Coxon

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles

I think some people would love to be able to make the clothes I make -
and of course,
I do influence them, but they keep simplifying,
and minimalism doesn't quite work.
- Vivienne Westwood

I'd experienced the '40s and '50s by looking at my
grandparents' old clothes,
books, and magazines.
- Christian Lacroix


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