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Funny Cleanse Quotes
Funny Quotes about Cleanse

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Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

And though all streams flow from a single course to
cleanse the blood from polluted hand,
they hasten on their course in vain.
- Aeschylus

So long as we have failed to eliminate any of the causes of human despair,
we do not have the right to try to eliminate those
means by which man tries to cleanse himself of despair.
- Antonin Artaud


 

I just had a full body cleanse.
And am eating right and exercising a lot.
- Alfre Woodard

In the police force, two, three, five traitors are
detected who are really working for someone else.
When we cleanse the police of them, the problem will be simplified a lot.
Terrorists will have no one to contact -
they will be left without informers.
- Akhmad Kadyrov

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty.
The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
- Ross Perot


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The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets,
but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.
- Meryl Streep

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them.
My mother cleans them.
- Rita Rudner

We are all in this together.
We will all make it or none of us will make it.
If everyone cleans up their act except one big ole country,
it isn't going to work.
- Ted Danson

Jeff Bodine was saying that when he gets depressed,
that he cleans house.
- Tanya Tucker

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting
the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

I will greet this day with love in my heart.
And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones;
yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way;
yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart;
yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due;
yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
- Og Mandino

Let love flow so that it cleanses the world.
Then man can live in peace, instead of the state of
turmoil he has created through his past ways of life,
with all those material interests and earthly ambitions.
- Sai Baba

When power leads man toward arrogance,
poetry reminds him of his limitations.
When power narrows the area of man's concern,
poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of existence.
When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.
- John F. Kennedy

He who is completely sanctified, or cleansed from all sin,
and dies in this state, is fit for glory.
- Adam Clarke

The regrets and resentments etched in a heart
remain until they are cleansed away with love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I commissioned this artist to make these silver tomahawks by hand.
Larry Sellers, who plays Cloud Dancing on the show,
blessed and cleansed them and all.
- Joe Lando

Oh, we want a new breed of men before India can be cleansed of her disease.
- Sarojini Naidu

If the doors of perception were cleansed everything
would appear to man as it is,
infinite.
- William Blake

As the world's finest democracy, we do not do guillotines.
But there are other less bloody rituals of humiliation,
designed to reassure the populace that order is restored,
the Republic cleansed.
- William Greider

The Eucharistic mystery stands at the heart and center
of the liturgy since it is the fount of life by which
we are cleansed and strengthened to live not for ourselves
but for God and to be united in love among ourselves.
- Pope Paul VI

In short, we cannot grow, we cannot achieve authentic discovery,
and our eyes cannot be cleansed to the truly beautiful possibilities of life,
if we simply live a neutral existence.
- Armstrong Williams

The cleansing fire of Spirit
consumes the troubles of this world.
Feed your concerns to the fire.
Breathe deeply and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way
to go after each holiday.
It is the key to fighting high blood pressure,
heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.
- Lee Haney

Forgiveness is the cleansing fire
that burns away old regrets and resentments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know the power of ritual.
Release your troubles to the cleansing fire of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The system of nature, of which man is a part,
tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting,
self-cleansing.
Not so with technology.
- E. F. Schumacher

Today, I Release All My Troubles To The Cleansing Fire.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Feed All My Troubles To The Cleansing Fire.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man learns through experience, and the spiritual path
is full of different kinds of experiences.
He will encounter many difficulties and obstacles,
and they are the very experiences he needs to encourage
and complete the cleansing process.
- Sai Baba

I find the greatest songs in the world come out of pain,
and I don't like it!
Here's what it does: It strips away all of your facade.
It makes you so honest.
It's cleansing.
- Lionel Richie

However it is debased or misinterpreted,
love is a redemptive feature.
To focus on one individual so that their desires become
superior to yours is a very cleansing experience.
- Jeanette Winterson

Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk.
- Henry Miller

But we acted pre-emptively in Kosovo in 1999 to stop
Milosevic from doing what he was doing and increasingly
doing the ethnic cleansing in a systematic way.
- Lord Robertson

In my hand luggage I always have my camera,
iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products,
clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case
anything goes missing at the other end -
and of course my passport.
- Lisa Snowdon

Shooting clay targets is a very cleansing experience.
It's very relaxing.
It takes a lot of concentration.
It's also very social, since you're usually shooting with friends.
You can talk and forget about almost anything else that's on your mind.
- Tom Selleck

Some people are afraid of what they might find if they
try to analyze themselves too much,
but you have to crawl into your wounds to discover where your fears are.
Once the bleeding starts, the cleansing can begin.
- Tori Amos

All that this world needs is a good cleansing of the heart
of all the inhibitions of the past.
And laughter and tears can do both.
Tears will take out all the agony that is hidden inside you
and laughter will take all that is preventing your ecstasy.
Once you have learned the art you will be immensely surprised.
- Osho

Blood is a cleansing and sanctifying thing,
and the nation that regards it as the final horror has lost its manhood...
there are many things more horrible than bloodshed,
and slavery is one of them!
- Padraic Pearse

The four building blocks of the universe are fire,
water, gravel and vinyl.
- Dave Barry

The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill

I am one with the Earth,
with the Water, with the Fire,
with the Air that I breathe,
with all Living Things,
and we are all one with Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Is today a day to gather strength from the storm -
a day to to learn life lessons for the next battle?
Or is today a day to sit by the fire
and watch the storm rage outside?
Either way, the storm is just life.
Give thanks for all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion.
You must set yourself on fire.
- Reggie Leach

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin

Do not let your fire go out.
- Ayn Rand

Yesterday is ashes.
Tomorrow is green wood.
Only today does the fire burn brightly.
- Eskimo Proverb

A house is not a home unless it
contains food and fire
for the mind as well as the body.
- Benjamin Franklin

I am building a fire, and everyday I train,
I add more fuel.
At just the right moment, I light the match.
- Mia Hamm

Time is the school in which we learn,
time is the fire in which we burn.
- Delmore Schwartz

There is only one boss.
The customer.
And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down,
simply by spending his money somewhere else.
- Sam Walton

The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.
- Ferdinand Foch

Suicide is man's way of telling God,
"You can't fire me -
I quit."
- Bill Maher

Bitterness is like cancer.
It eats upon the host.
But anger is like fire.
It burns it all clean.
- Maya Angelou

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

It is not light that we need, but fire;
it is not the gentle shower,
but thunder.
We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
- Frederick Douglass

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent;
it is force.
Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
- George Washington

Education is not the filling of a pail,
but the lighting of a fire.
- William Butler Yeats

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench
the fire of love with words.
- William Shakespeare

Trust your heart if the seas catch fire,
live by love though the stars walk backward.
- e. e. cummings

Consciously adopt the mindset of a young child,
to whom all of life is a grand adventure.
Life is your playground.
Fashion grand castles and sweeping boulevards,
defeat fire-breathing dragons,
leap tall buildings in a single bound.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
- Dante Alighieri

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion.
You must set yourself on fire.
- Arnold H. Glasow

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?
- Imran Khan

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire,
men cannot live without a spiritual life.
- The Buddha

A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire,
in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a
dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.
- Hal Borland

Know that you are one with the earth, with the water,
with the fire, with the air that you breathe, with all living things,
and that all of these are one with Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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