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Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe,
our class, and our nation;
and this means we must develop a world perspective.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If he's first class, I'm traveling steerage.
- the movie Libeled Lady (1936)

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

Every man who repeats the dogma of Mill that one country
is no fit to rule another country must admit that one
class is not fit to rule another class.
- B. R. Ambedkar


 

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed
class in America right now is the teenager.
- Joe Bob Briggs

To whom does design address itself: to the greatest number,
to the specialist of an enlightened matter,
to a privileged social class? Design addresses itself to the need.
- Charles Eames

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide
which particular representatives of the oppressing
class are to represent and repress them.
- Karl Marx


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The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
- Orson Welles

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern:
every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton

Smartness runs in my family.
When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was
in my class for five years.
- Gracie Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover
that your high school class is running the country.
- Kurt Vonnegut

If you travel first class, you think first class and
you are more likely to play first class.
- Ray Floyd

In America there are two classes of travel -
first class,
and with children.
- Robert Benchley

Like all my family and class, I considered it a sign
of weakness to show affection;
to have been caught kissing my mother would have been a disgrace,
and to have shown affection for my father would have been a disaster.
- Agnes Smedley

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept
a majority of the people from ever questioning the
inequity of a system where most people drudge along,
paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
- Gore Vidal

Instead of being presented with stereotypes
by age, sex, color, class, or religion,
children must have the opportunity
to learn that within each range,
some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
- Margaret Mead

The history of all previous societies has been the
history of class struggles.
- Karl Marx

I learned much more about acting from philosophy courses,
psychology courses, history and anthropology than I
ever learned in acting class.
- Tim Robbins

The working class is my home country,
and my future is linked with the proletariat.
- Andrei Platonov

If there's an enduring theme in my work,
it's probably the effects of class on American life.
- Richard Russo

The fears of one class of men are not the measure of the rights of another.
- George Bancroft

A chief petty officer taught me shorthand,
which got me promoted to yeoman first class.
- Jack Adams

There's no such thing as second class citizenship.
That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant.
- H. Rap Brown

I have never experienced racism in the feminist movement,
so it concerned me to think that I was unable to see
the subject clearly because I came from white,
middle-class privilege.
- Betty Buckley

Planning ahead is a measure of class.
The rich and even the middle class plan for future generations,
but the poor can plan ahead only a few weeks or days.
- Gloria Steinem

Class is often invisible in America in the movies,
and usually not the subject of the film.
- Roger Ebert

In the past the man has been first; in the future the system must be first...
The first object of any good system must be that of
developing first class men.
- Frederick W. Taylor

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred,
and always stronger than internationalism.
- George Orwell

My parents sent me to a dance class,
so it was a road chosen by them,
not me.
But I enjoyed it so much I knew I would become a performer.
- Ziyi Zhang

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated
in the bottom half of their class.
- Al McGuire

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology accepts blacks
in the top ten percent of students,
but at MIT this puts them in the bottom ten percent of the class.
- Thomas Sowell

And understand: class differences will not save you.
- H. Rap Brown

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last
in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons

I was the class clown at school, but at home,
my family wasn't very funny.
- Carrot Top

The president of the branch in Atlanta was a pastor of a church,
the Reverend Sam Williams, a wonderful guy.
He was middle-class and fairly militant for the time and place.
- Julian Bond

The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect,
a party or a class-it is the cause of human kind,
the very birthright of humanity.
- Anna Julia Cooper

I was just a quiet kid, really.
I wasn't the class clown at all.
- Greg Kinnear

This led me to understand that trade unionism,
the instrument of working-class liberation and of social change could,
and indeed should, be also an instrument of industrial progress.
- Leon Jouhaux

In a chemistry class there was a guy sitting in front
of me doing what looked like a jigsaw puzzle or some
really weird kind of thing.
He told me he was writing a computer program.
- Jon Postel

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

Class isn't something you buy.
Look at you.
You have a $500 suit on and you're still a lowlife.
- Roger Spottiswoode

If a foreign country doesn't look like a middle-class
suburb of Dallas or Detroit,
then obviously the natives must be dangerous as well as badly dressed.
- Lewis H. Lapham

I'm the result of upbringing, class,
race,
gender, social prejudices, and economics.
So I'm a victim again.
A result.
- James Hillman

Both parents supported my becoming a world class athlete.
- Edwin Moses

Holyfield is nothing but class, and I think he's a
breath of fresh air for the sport.
- Sugar Ray Leonard

My sympathies have always been for working-class people.
- Christa McAuliffe

Those who deny the existence of a supreme being have
been turned into second-class citizens by a government
that continuously sends messages that 'real Americans' believe in God.
- Michael Newdow

There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which
possesses money and nothing else.
- Andrew Carnegie

There are only two classes - first class and no class.
- David O. Selznick

I was born in Paris in 1950.
I had a strict upper-class Catholic education but I
never really fitted in the system and revolted against it quite early.
- Francois Gautier

Do not mistake a crowd of big wage-earners for the leisure class.
- Clive Bell

These interests of the workers, as the exploited and oppressed,
class of society, are the same in all countries.
- Clara Zetkin

Realistically, I think we are not prepared to go home
until we do get more teachers and lower class sizes.
- John Podesta

Other lands have their vitality in a few,
a class, but we have it in the bulk of our people.
- Walt Whitman

I've always enjoyed studying the small clues that indicate
a particular class level.
- Anne Tyler

In those days I was terrible at athletics and never made a team,
but quite easily led my class in academics.
- William Standish Knowles

I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education.
- Rory Bremner

And I am interested in the fact that class is very
much a factor in America,
even though it's not supposed to be.
- Anne Tyler

No, I don't run all the way.
I'm not like an Olympic class runner.
- Bruce McCulloch

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich,
we were pretty middle-class.
My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives,
he couldn't save any money.
- Charlie Sheen

I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.
- Bob Edwards

If he can hit, he can hit.
I don't care if he came from Class Z league.
- Frank Robinson

I was not what you'd call a first-class actor,
but I did all right.
- Elia Kazan

We have never yet had a labor Government that knew
what taking power really means;
they always act like second-class citizens.
- Dora Russell

One of the strengths I derive from my class background
is that I am accustomed to contempt.
- Dorothy Allison

We are all murderers and prostitutes -
no matter to what culture,
society, class, nation one belongs, no matter how normal,
moral, or mature, one takes oneself to be.
- R. D. Laing

A middle class is so important to a society that its
value cannot be overestimated.
- Eliot Engel

Nevada has a world-class economy.
It will only build a world-class culture with world-class
research universities coupled with the Desert Research Institute.
- James E. Rogers

Let him who expects one class of society to prosper in the highest degree,
while the other is in distress, try whether one side;
of the face can smile while the other is pinched.
- Thomas Fuller

But unfortunately Locke treated ideas of reflection
as if they were another class of objects of contemplation
beside ideas of sensation.
- Samuel Alexander

We have to get away from the class warfare and recognize
that we are growing jobs by helping small business.
- Norm Coleman


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