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Funny Circle Quotes
Funny Quotes about Circle

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

Until he extends the circle of
his compassion to all living things,
man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer

Our task must be to free ourselves by widening
our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures
and the whole of nature and its beauty.
- Albert Einstein


 

That I was born to this circle - I am blessed.
That I choose to stand in this circle - I am proud.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
- the movie The Lion King

Sometimes it happens that a man's circle
of horizon becomes smaller and smaller,
and as the radius approaches zero
it concentrates on one point.
And then that becomes his point of view.
- David Hilbert


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Few are the giants of the soul that actually feel
that the human race is their family circle.
- Freya Stark

Manage through the uncertainties.
Practice appropriate actions and participate in healthy choices.
Value and celebrate the loyalty of the individuals around you:
celebrate their competencies and successes, as well as your own.
Build up your circle and reinforce it at every opportunity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho

BUILD UP YOUR CIRCLE....
A mind that perceives
What can rationally be.
A spirit that sees
Innovative possibility.
A heart that is open to
Both beginnings and ends.
A firm hand that fits readily
To the reach of a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The motto was "Pax," but the word was set in a circle of thorns.
- Rumer Godden

It's so funny whenever things come full circle.
- Swoosie Kurtz

Sense is a line, the mind is a circle.
Sense is like a line which is the flux of a point running out from itself,
but intellect like a circle that keeps within itself.
- Ralph Cudworth

There's something imminent in the work,
but the circle is only completed by the viewer.
- Anish Kapoor

Texas has a lot of challenges, but if I choose to run
I will talk about opening democracy to mainstream Texans
and not just to a closed circle of entrenched ideologues.
- Chris Bell

In old times people used to try and square the circle;
now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.
- Samuel Butler

There's nothing more fun than sitting in a circle playing
with people who are really into it.
- Kathy Mattea

The vicious circle has been shattered.
Canadians now enjoy the benefits of the virtuous circle.
- Paul Martin

It is important to have a circle of Christians friends,
which I do have.
- Cliff Richard

It's always in the second administration when things start to go sour.
They circle the wagons.
- Sally Quinn

In my experience, it is rarer to find a really happy
person in a circle of millionaires than among vagabonds.
- Thor Heyerdahl

Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas,
but always be certain that a wider one is still possible.
- Pearl Bailey

I'm getting a wider circle of fans now.
More women, more middle class people.
- James Ellroy

When I got this role, my daughter Molly said,
'Dad, you've come full circle.
- Jeffrey Tambor

I want to keep meeting new people, enlarging my circle of friends.
I have great friends now...
really good people.
But I'm always ready for what comes next.
- Paula Danziger

Even in our day, science suspects beyond the Polar seas,
at the very circle of the Arctic Pole,
the existence of a sea which never freezes and a continent which is ever green.
- H. P. Blavatsky

The nature of God is a circle of which the center is
everywhere and the circumference is nowhere.
- Empedocles

I made a circle with a smile for a mouth on yellow paper,
because it was sunshiny and bright.
- Harvey Ball

I'd been in a vicious cycle and circle of people and couldn't see my way out.
So I picked myself up one day about 15 years ago and
moved where I didn't know anyone.
- Chaka Khan

There is no exit from the circle of one's beliefs.
- Keith Lehrer

I shall now recall to mind that the motion of the heavenly bodies is circular,
since the motion appropriate to a sphere is rotation in a circle.
- Nicolaus Copernicus

I love blackjack.
But I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
- Mitch Hedberg

Create around one at least a small circle where matters
are arranged as one wants them to be.
- Anna Freud

There must be a positive and negative in everything
in the universe in order to complete a circuit or circle,
without which there would be no activity,
no motion.
- John McDonald

Circle are praised, not that abound,
In largeness,
but the exactly round.
- Edmund Waller

A circle is the reflection of eternity.
It has no beginning and it has no end -
and if you put several circles over each other,
then you get a spiral.
- Maynard James Keenan

It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician.
- Augustus de Morgan

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond
a narrow circle of students,
of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
- Frederick Pollock

The ancient Greeks noticed that a man with arms and
legs extended described a circle,
with his navel as the center.
- Stephen Gardiner

We're doing Circle of Snakes, we open up with Skin
Carver and we are throwing in Skull Forest later on.
- Glenn Danzig

The circle of the return to birth can only remain open,
but this is a chance, a sign of life,
and a wound.
- Jacques Derrida

The work itself has a complete circle of meaning and counterpoint.
And without your involvement as a viewer,
there is no story.
- Anish Kapoor

Ours is a circle of friendships united by ideals.
- Juliette G. Low

I have the worst ear for criticism; even when I have
created a stage set I like,
I always hear the woman in the back of the dress circle
who says she doesn't like blue.
- Cecil Beaton

I like to play blackjack.
I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
- Mitch Hedberg

When I began, the guitar was en-closed in a vicious circle.
There were no composers writing for the guitar,
be-cause there were no virtuoso guitarists.
- Andres Segovia

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am
with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
- Jennifer Aniston

The earth together with its surrounding waters must
in fact have such a shape as its shadow reveals,
for it eclipses the moon with the arc of a perfect circle.
- Nicolaus Copernicus

If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected,
symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply
impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit.
- Kit Williams

In October, 1865, occurred what was,
in my eyes,
the greatest event in the history of the observatory.
The new transit circle arrived from Berlin in its boxes.
- Simon Newcomb

Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things,
man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer

I still prefer the bebop of the '40s.
The very stuff I started out with is still the best to me.
I have come full circle.
- Carla Bley

In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative.
But as soon as I step out of that circle,
I get very quiet and introspective.
I don't want the spotlight on me.
- Rosie Perez

We were a very small circle of writers.
Everybody brought to the table their own life experience.
- Howie Mandel

I had always wanted to write a song called,
The Vicious Circle.
I always thought it was like, the kids are born there,
they grow up there, they die there.
- Mac Davis

We're five people, five individuals who came together to create something,
to make music and to complete each other musically,
to form a perfect circle.
- Maynard James Keenan

Life comes full circle.
- Tracey Gold

Could it be that my circle is largely black and that
it is why I am influential in black circles but not in white circles?
- Louis Farrakhan

Gardeners instinctively know that flowers and plants
are a continuum and that the wheel of garden history
will always be coming full circle.
- Francis Cabot Lowell

You know, if you hang around this earth long enough
you really see how things come full circle.
- Patti Davis

Should l go on playing bridge and dining,
going in the same old monotonous circle? It's easy that way,
but it's a sort of suicide, too.
- Antoinette Perry

Facing inward, join hands so as to form a small circle.
Then, without moving from their places they sing the opening song,
according to previous agreement, in a soft undertone.
- James Mooney

There's a lot of people who don't understand the circle crops in England.
Pure enigma.
- Ken Kesey

Let architects sing of aesthetics that bring Rich clients
in hordes to their knees;
Just give me a home,
in a great circle dome Where stresses and strains are at ease.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months,
you're toast.
You are toast.
It's like running a marathon.
You can't think while you're doing it.
Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse,
the circle.
- Christopher Meloni

And I say the sacred hoop of my people was one of the
many hoops that made one circle,
wide as daylight and as starlight, and in the center
grew one mighty flowering tree to shelter all the children
of one mother and one father.
- Black Elk

I believe that the profits will come from the quality
of your creative products.
Since the beginning, I've always wanted to develop
a self-feeding circle of creative productions:
the positive financial returns from one show would
be used to develop and create a new show,
and so on.
- Guy Laliberte

I became quite taken over by Johnson's personality
at some points while writing the biography,
and since I went straight on to The Closed Circle afterwards,
I did sometimes feel I could hear him whispering in
my ear while I was working on it.
- Jonathan Coe

That cry of the soul to be lifted out of the bondage
of the narrow circle of life,
which carries up to God the protest and yearning of suffering man,
never finds a more sublime expression than where humanity
is oppressed and religion is corrupt.
- Hall Caine

A low line of shore was visible at first on the right
between the movement of the waves and fog,
but when we came further it was lost sight of,
and nothing could be seen but the mist curling in the rigging,
and a small circle of foam.
- John Millington Synge


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