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Funny Charity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Charity

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Affirmation:
Today I choose the higher road -
the path of charity, acceptance,
love, selflessness, kindness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today, I choose the higher road -
the path of charity, acceptance, love, selflessness, kindness.
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To give up yourself without regret is the greatest charity.
- Bodhidharma

Charity begins at home, but should not end there.
- Thomas Fuller


 

Like charity, I believe glamour should begin at home.
- Loretta Young

Choose the higher road -
the path of charity, acceptance, love,
selflessness, and kindness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is charity and wisdom,
there is neither fear nor ignorance.
- St. Francis of Assisi


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There's a big difference between a handout and a helping hand.
One's charity, the other's friendship.
- Little Joe' Cartwright in Bonanza - Rain from Heaven

Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
- Phillips Brooks

With Malice toward none, with charity for all,
with firmness in the right,
as God gives us to see the right,
let us strive on to finish the work we are in,
to bind up the nation's wounds.
- Abraham Lincoln

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall,
the genial flame of charity in the heart.
- Washington Irving

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much
safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
- Dougray Scott

You have to feel more involved than just writing out a cheque.
Charity is almost the wrong word - I think people are
beginning to feel more responsible for the world.
- Joanna Lumley

I open events for museums and I do charity work and photography.
- Bill Wyman

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home,
but, unlike charity, it should end there.
- Clare Boothe Luce

All things are perceived in the light of charity,
and hence under the aspect of beauty;
for beauty is simply reality seen with the eyes of love.
- Evelyn Underhill

There are not a few among the disciples of charity who require,
in their vocation, scarcely less excitement than the
votaries of pleasure in theirs.
- Charles Dickens

Never let your zeal outrun your charity.
The former is but human, the latter is divine.
- Hosea Ballou

I really enjoy doing charity, for a good cause,
it's like the least I can do, I really enjoy that stuff.
I enjoy giving back.
- Alex O'Loughlin

Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure
for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
- Henry Ford

We are not coaching on a daily basis because we often
travel with our charity and commercial interests.
- Nadia Comaneci

In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things,
liberty; in all things, charity.
- Anne Baxter

Our charity begins at home, And mostly ends where it begins.
- Horace Smith

It's very difficult to ignore humanitarian disasters.
The royalties from my albums continue to support my charity work.
- Cat Stevens

The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
- Homer

Where we're living we have a certain amount of our
profit every year it's like a percentage 5 or 7% or
something like that that we set aside specifically for charity things.
- Jon Fishman

Every good act is charity.
A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does
in this world to his fellows.
- Moliere

URGE is a grassroots charity.
We organized to get some incubators to give to the hospital for the kids.
We donate money to orphanages.
- Ziggy Marley

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity.
- Ralph Nader

Welfare distorts behavior, makes one less personally
responsible and reduces the role of private charity.
This principle applies to corporate welfare.
- Larry Elder

In religion as in politics it so happens that we have
less charity for those who believe half our creed,
than for those who deny the whole of it.
- Charles Caleb Colton

A rich man without charity is a rogue;
and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.
- Henry Fielding

The character of a people may be ruined by charity.
- Theodor Herzl

If you haven't got any charity in your heart,
you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
- Bob Hope

True charity is the desire to be useful to others with
no thought of recompense.
- Emanuel Swedenborg

Northern white people love the Negro in a sort of abstract way,
as a race; through a sense of justice,
charity, and philanthropy, they will liberally assist in his elevation.
- James Weldon Johnson

I am very driven.
I work really hard, whether it's acting or my charity or even poker.
When I focus on something I give it my all.
- Shannon Elizabeth

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient
to become independent of it.
- John D. Rockefeller

In essentials, unity; in differences,
liberty; in all things, charity.
- Philipp Melanchthon

If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven
door seeing that no one is denied bread and,
so as to give a lesson of charity, especially those who did not bring flour.
- Jose Marti

Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering
it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity
and devotion have lost their original nature.
- Zhuangzi

Charity in the theater begins and ends with those who
have a play opening within a week of one's own.
- Moss Hart

If you're an enthusiast and you love the world like I do,
it comes naturally.
But I think charity must become more fun to give,
more interactive and imaginative.
- Joanna Lumley

Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity,
When I give I give myself.
- Walt Whitman

Cheerfulness is a very great help in fostering the virtue of charity.
Cheerfulness itself is a virtue.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

Anticipate charity by preventing poverty.
- Maimonides

The Lord receive my soul, and have mercy on me,
and bless this kingdom with peace and charity,
that there may not be this effusion of Christian blood amongst them.
- William Laud

The designer of my Emmy gown is donating my gown to
the charity for an auction.
- Maria Menounos

Did universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven,
and hell a fable.
- Charles Caleb Colton

It is justice, not charity, that is wanting in the world.
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life.
I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits,
mainly, when I asked him to come along.
- Tim Conway

Unity in things Necessary, Liberty in things Unnecessary,
and Charity in all.
- Richard Baxter

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity.
So, I make no money from it.
- Bob Woodward

Charity degrades those who receive it and hardens those who dispense it.
- George Sand

Charity separates the rich from the poor;
aid raises the needy and sets him on the same level with the rich.
- Evita Peron

I am currently doing about 30 charity auctions a year.
- Jeffrey Archer

A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school
to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery,
or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called.
- Maria Monk

Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.
- Charles Dickens

The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of.
You see it all the time...
love lavished on absolute fools.
Love's a charity ward, you know.
- Lawrence Durrell

A bone to the dog is not charity.
Charity is the bone shared with the dog,
when you are just as hungry as the dog.
- Jack London

Where the Mind is biggest, the Heart,
the Senses, Magnanimity, Charity, Tolerance,
Kindliness, and the rest of them scarcely have room to breathe.
- Virginia Woolf

Charity never humiliated him who profited from it,
nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude,
since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Charity.
To love human beings in so far as they are nothing.
That is to love them as God does.
- Simone Weil

There are nine requisites for contented living:
HEALTH enough to make work a pleasure;
WEALTH enough to support your needs;
STRENGTH enough to battle with difficulties and forsake them;
GRACE enough to confess your sins and overcome them;
PATIENCE enough to toil until some good is accomplished;
CHARITY enough to see some good in your neighbor;
LOVE enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;
FAITH enough to make real the things of God;
HOPE enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Flatter not thyself in thy faith in God if thou hast
not charity for thy neighbor.
- Francis Quarles

Only great souls know the grandeur there is in charity.
- Jacques Bossuet

The Jews and the Arabs should settle their dispute
in the true spirit of Christian charity.
- Alexander Wiley

I have been able to travel all over the country and
see many places that I probably never would have visited.
I have also participated in many charity events for worthy causes.
- Rob Mariano

We have tried you citizens; we are trying you now,
and you have a couple of dollars for the sorrowing mothers,
brothers and sisters by way of a charity gift.
- Rose Schneiderman

The only genuine elite is the elite of those men and
women who gave their lives to justice and charity.
- Sargent Shriver

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life,
liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That's all.
It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.
- Jesse Ventura


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