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Funny Charisma Quotes
Funny Quotes about Charisma

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The full measure of a man is
not to be found in the man himself,
but in the colors and textures that
come alive in others because of him.
- Albert Schweitzer

Charisma is the transference of enthusiasm.
- Ralph Archbold

Lack of charisma can be fatal.
- Jenny Holzer

Being a leader gives you charisma.
If you look and study the leaders who have succeeded,
that's where charisma comes from, from the leading.
- Seth Godin


 

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child.
But it cleared up as an adult.
- Totie Fields

To be on the same team with Orr was great because when I turned pro,
nobody had more charisma.
- Marcel Dionne

If Chevy Chase had not been an actor,
he might have been a very popular guy in advertising
or whatever field he would have gone into,
because of his charisma.
- Harold Ramis


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We need less posturing and more genuine charisma.
Charisma was originally a religious term,
meaning "of the spirit" or "inspired."
It's about letting God's light shine through us.
It's about a sparkle in people that money can't buy.
It's an invisible energy with visible effects.
To let go, to just love, is not to fade into the wallpaper.
Quite the contrary, it's when we truly become bright.
We're letting our own light shine.
- Marianne Williamson

The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma,
of course.
- Freddie Mercury

Sometimes decisions get made and it ends up being God
doing for you what you couldn't do for yourself.
- Charisma Carpenter

Personality is essential.
It is in every work of art.
When someone walks on stage for a performance and has charisma,
everyone is convinced that he has personality.
I find that charisma is merely a form of showmanship.
Movie stars usually have it.
A politician has to have it.
- Lukas Foss

When I was first starting out, and I was less established,
I was really concerned about being typecast.
- Charisma Carpenter

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did,
you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
- Charisma Carpenter

I had developed a sitcom with UPN, but it wasn't picked up.
- Charisma Carpenter

Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life.
- Charisma Carpenter

Most of the time I meet my trainer at the gym and we do a lot of everything:
weights circuit with cardio,
football drills, sprinting with weights on the treadmill.
- Charisma Carpenter

So, I'm happy to do that because it's a wonderful working
relationship but I will be going out for pilot season
for half hour work and that's the gamble I'm taking.
- Charisma Carpenter

I don't think that they know fully what's happening
with Miss Match so therefore I don't know how many more if any,
if the show's even gonna keep going.
- Charisma Carpenter

I think essentially the meaning of life is probably
the journey and not really any one thing or an outcome or a result.
- Charisma Carpenter

Well, they know that I'm not very anxious to get into one hour again.
- Charisma Carpenter

I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode
for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we
just wrapped yesterday cause it was split over the holiday.
- Charisma Carpenter

Sure, I'd take the responsibility of queen any day.
- Charisma Carpenter

For example, a man who might not have enormous charisma,
who could be president 40 years ago,
and who was a deserving president,
I don't know that George Washington would be a president today,
I don't know that Abe Lincoln would,
I don't know that Roosevelt would.
- Sydney Pollack

So I begged, half way into season two,
for them to let me cut my hair.
- Charisma Carpenter

You know, nothing is ever happily-ever-after.
Ever.
- Charisma Carpenter

I'm a mixed breed and hope to live longer because of it.
- Charisma Carpenter

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1,
a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got
to play a Goth rock band singer.
- Charisma Carpenter

One summer I remember, I got exposed to Chuck Berry
and Buddy Holly and Buddy Holly was a very very big,
made a very big impression on me.
Because of a lot of things, you know,
the way he looked and his charisma.
- Eric Clapton

I don't mind playing the same character,
but if it's not well done, then I'm not interested.
- Charisma Carpenter

Cause I was such a novice and thank God that Sarah
was as seasoned as she was because she was really a
great leader in that regard in the sense that she would
communicate really well with the crew.
- Charisma Carpenter

It's been a difficult thing because some great opportunities
have come and I've just been holding my breath and praying...
I'm basically gambling hoping something will come along this season and if not,
I don't know what the future holds.
- Charisma Carpenter

I had been warned not to get on a motorcycle,
sort of.
I think there is a clause in most general basic contracts
to keep yourself in one piece and not alter your looks
without telling them first.
- Charisma Carpenter

The road Cordelia has travelled, the journey she has
taken up to now has been such a joy to play as an actress,
because there have been so many chances to do so many different emotions.
- Charisma Carpenter

There's a pretty good chance that you're going to go
down when you're on a motorcycle or if you're sky diving or whatever,
but that happened before I even got this job,
and I haven't sky dived since.
- Charisma Carpenter

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The whole problem with the world is that
fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
- Bertrand Russell

How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ
in color for a full hour,
there would be a considerable number of stations
which would decline to carry it on the grounds
that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
- Edward R. Murrow

As for doing good; that is one of the professions which is full.
Moreover I have tried it fairly and, strange as it may seem,
am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution.
- Henry David Thoreau

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Be curious; be adventurous; live life full-out.
Accept the challenge, and reach for the brass ring.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is full of beauty. Notice it.
Notice the bumble bee, the small child,
and the smiling faces.
Smell the rain, and feel the wind.
Live your life to the fullest potential,
and fight for your dreams.
- Ashley Smith

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
- David Farragut

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play full-out and enjoy all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The universe is full of magical things
patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
- Eden Phillpotts

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman

Without adventure civilization is in full decay.
- Alfred North Whitehead

We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

When I find myself in the company of scientists,
I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake
into a room full of dukes.
- W. H. Auden

Love recognizes no barriers.
It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to
arrive at it destination full of hope.
- Maya Angelou

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Josh Billings

A human being is not attaining his full heights until he is educated.
- Horace Mann

I was a quiet teenager, introverted,
full of angst.
- Nigella Lawson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
- Doug Larson

What is our family?
We touch our full hearts and see ourselves
reflected whole in each other's eyes.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Nature is full of genius, full of the divinity;
so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.
- Henry David Thoreau

Never trust anyone completely but God.
Love people, but put your full trust only in God.
- Lawrence Welk

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

Compassion, in which all ethics must take root,
can only attain its full breadth and depth
if it embraces all living creatures
and does not limit itself to mankind.
- Albert Schweitzer

Freedom is not procured by a full
enjoyment of what is desired,
but by controlling the desire.
- Epictetus

My father was a farmer and my mother was a farmer,
but, my childhood was very good.
I am very grateful for my childhood,
because it was full of gladness and good humanity.
- Roberto Benigni

A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire,
in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a
dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.
- Hal Borland

The nature of life is to be
a study of contrasts: joy/sadness, full/empty.
The Main Thing is to Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey

We come this way but once.
We can either tiptoe through life
and hope we get to death without being badly bruised
or we can live a full, complete life achieving
our goals and realizing our wildest dreams.
- Bob Proctor

Although the world is full of suffering,
it is full also of the overcoming of it.
- Helen Keller

Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment,
full effort is full victory.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill


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