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Funny Carpe Diem Quotes
Funny Quotes about Carpe Diem

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Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace

Seize the day (Carpe Diem)
- ancient Roman proverb

Carpe per diem - seize the check.
- Robin Williams


 

Follow me if I advance!
Kill me if I retreat!
Revenge me if I die!
- Ngo Dinh Diem

I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein


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Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance,
you feel a loss of energy, a loss of power,
a sense of spiritual deadness.
- Shakti Gawain

Imagine for yourself a character,
a model personality whose example you determine to follow,
in private as well as in public.
- Epictetus

We are not afraid to follow truth
wherever it may lead,
nor to tolerate any error
so long as reason is left free to combat it.
- Thomas Jefferson

When you follow your bliss,
doors will open for you
that wouldn't have opened for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Follow your own star.
- Anonymous

Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.
- Henry James

If you follow the trail of your own
enthusiastically repeated stories,
you will begin to rediscover the things
that invigorate and enliven you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

If you want to be heroic,
Don't emulate your heroes,
learn from them.
Heroes don't follow anyone,
they set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do what you love and the money will follow.
- Marsha Sinetar

They are patriotic in time of war because it is to their interest to be so,
but in time of peace they follow power and the dollar wherever they may lead.
- Henry A. Wallace

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition -
they somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs

Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy,
to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter,
and to lead but not manipulate.
- William Arthur Ward

Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey

When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

In business or in life, don't follow the wagon tracks too closely.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I must follow the people.
Am I not their leader?
- Benjamin Disraeli

Crave for a thing, you will get it.
Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself.
- Swami Sivananda

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good,
until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think
in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- Joan Rivers

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere.
Make sure you eat a variety of foods,
get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.
- Sasha Cohen

I follow my intuition,
and it leads me along the Right Path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Follow your bliss and doors will open
where there were no doors before.
- Joseph Campbell

There are times, sir, when men of good conscience
cannot blindly follow orders.
- Captain Picard, STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Lead follow or get out of the way.
- Thomas Paine

When love beckons to you, follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
- Khalil Gibran

I follow my own star and my own inner compass.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Follow Your Dreams.
- Anonymous

Being human, we are imperfect. That's why we need each other.
To catch each other when we falter.
To encourage each other when we lose heart.
Some may lead; others may follow; but none of us can go it alone.
- Hilary Clinton

Follow what you are genuinely passionate about
and let that guide you to your destination.
- Diane Sawyer

Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who
listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity,
for they shall live forever.
Forever.
- Khalil Gibran

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

Follow that will and that way
which experience confirms to be your own.
- Carl Jung

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament,
he would be a criminal.
If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New,
he would be insane.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

I choose to live a life of gratitude and joy,
inspiring others to follow my example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish.
Push it, and it will go nowhere at all.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

As sure as the spring will follow the winter,
prosperity and economic growth will follow recession.
- Bo Bennett

Listen to all, plucking a feather
from every passing goose,
but, follow no one absolutely.
- Chinese Proverb

A friend encourages your dreams and offers advice -
but when you don't follow it,
they still respect and love you.
- Doris Wild Helmering

You can choose to follow your heart always.
- don Miguel Ruiz

We have a choice of how we view the obstacles on our life path.
One choice makes us slaves to circumstance,
while the other empowers us, and motivates us
to follow our dreams - and our happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pitiful is the person who is afraid of taking risks.
Perhaps this person will never
be disappointed or disillusioned;
perhaps she won't suffer the way
people do when they have a dream to follow.
But when the person looks back -
and at some point everyone look back -
she will hear her heart, saying,
"What have you done with the miracles
that God planted in your days?
What have you done with the talents
God bestowed on you?"
- Paulo Coelho

Action is a great restorer and builder of confidence.
Inaction is not only the result, but the cause, of fear.
Perhaps the action you take will be successful;
perhaps different action or adjustments will have to follow.
But any action is better than no action at all.
- Norman Vincent Peale

It is better to do one's own duty,
however defective it may be,
than to follow the duty of another,
however well one may perform it.
He who does his duty as
his own nature reveals it, never sins.
- Lao Tzu

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song -
The song from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The individual organs follow the same pattern as the whole organism,
i.e.
they have their period of growth, of stationary,
maximum activity and then of aging decline.
- Wilhelm Ostwald

The regular hours necessary to be observed by those
who follow country business,
are perhaps of more consequence than any of the other articles,
however important those may be.
- William Falconer

A life lived with integrity - even if it lacks the
trappings of fame and fortune is a shinning star in
whose light others may follow in the years to come.
- Denis Waitley

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist,
but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in
Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.
- Mackenzie Astin

My films are the expression of momentary desires.
I follow my instincts, but in a disciplined way.
- Roman Polanski

Never follow the crowd.
- Bernard Baruch

If in my fight I can encourage even some people to
understand and to abandon policies they now so blindly follow,
I shall not regret any punishment I may incur.
- Bram Fischer

Be yourself.
Follow your instincts.
Success depends, at least in part, on the ability to "carry it off."
- Donald Rumsfeld

Follow the yellow brick road.
- E. Y. Harburg

When the E.U.
and the U.S.
agree, other countries follow.
- John Bruton

Once you articulate an agenda, you have to follow it.
- Brian Mulroney

Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow thee.
- John Gay

To flatter and follow others, without being flattered and followed in turn,
is but a state of half enjoyment.
- Jane Austen

When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday,
but in Milan I do not.
Do you also follow the custom of whatever church you attend,
if you do not want to give or receive scandal.
- Saint Ambrose

For me, clothes are kind of character;
I don't follow fashion or understand trends.
- Meryl Streep

It is clear enough that you are making some distinction in what you said,
that there is some nicety of terminology in your words.
I can't quite follow you.
- Flann O'Brien


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