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When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches.
My dad loves being around all kinds of animals.
He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.
- Paris Hilton

Following my junior year in high school,
I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber,
a young language teacher from Roosevelt.
- Peter Agre

If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
- Thomas Dewey

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out.
We ended up sleeping in our seats.
You had to pay attention to housekeeping,
not get things too dirty.
- Robert Crippen


 

I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care.
- Colleen Haskell

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
- Dave Barry

I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it,
but I didn't enjoy other people's pain.
- Casper Van Dien


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Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to
put all the hobbies on hold.
But I like going camping with my kids.
I have two daughters; they're 7 and 10 years old.
- Mark Kelly

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking,
fishing, hunting, camping, swimming,
horseback riding,
and canoeing.
- Ric Keller

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
- Jessica Simpson

Another thing I like to do is sit back and take in nature.
To look at the birds, listen to their singing,
go hiking, camping and jogging and running,
walking along the beach, playing games and sometimes
being alone with the great outdoors.
It's very special to me.
- Larry Wilcox

I'm really an outdoorsy girl.
People think I can't go anywhere without getting all primped up,
but I love to go camping, and I'm totally fine with
not doing my hair or makeup,
not taking a shower and just hiking.
- Vanessa Hudgens

I've been very physical my whole life.
I went out hiking and camping for days in the Australian forest,
and when I trained at drama school for three years,
we did a whole lot on stage-fighting techniques.
And I was a dancer from 5 to 18, so I have a memory for choreography.
- Yvonne Strahovski

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy.
Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved
in all these chases getting home,
and people camping out on our property to get pictures.
- Lauren Holly

I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started,
when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting.
Then I was sorry that more girls could not have what I had.
When I learned of the movement, I thought,
here is what I always wanted other girls to have.
- Lou Henry Hoover

You were up at 5 o'clock in the morning,
and then you'd ride in a caravan, because we didn't
have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp.
- Marguerite Moreau

It was kind of like songwriter's boot camp.
You had to produce.
You had to produce fast.
You had to learn.
- Cynthia Weil

On my show, I'm definitely the youngest one.
So going from a show where everyone is over 30,
to the movie, where everyone was like 20,
25, it was like summer camp.
- Marla Sokoloff

In all my activities as Armament Minister I never once visited a labor camp,
and cannot, therefore, give any information about them.
- Albert Speer

Midwest kids got to summer camp.
There is something very special about being away from
your parents for the first time,
sleeping under the stars, hiking and canoeing.
- Jami Gertz

I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example.
We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer.
The adult camp is a lot of fun.
- Wavy Gravy

The hardship of living in a refugee camp made me psychologically strong.
- Philip Emeagwali

I have never believed in being part of any one group or camp.
- Akshay Kumar

I hate newspapermen.
They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts.
I regard them as spies, which, in truth,
they are.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's
no telling what you will find.
- James Carville

The pendulum is swinging back to the HD-DVD camp.
- John Freeman

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
- Raymond Duncan

"Yes we can" always struck many as a naive and childish chant,
like something ripped off from the Camp Fire Girls.
- Craig Shirley

I like acting for now.
But after seeing Apollo 13, what I really want to do is to be an astronaut.
I'm dying to go to a space camp next summer!
- Natalie Portman

All the guys called the Olympic Village a high-class Boy Scout camp.
- Johnny Weissmuller

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy...
I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV.
I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.
- Joss Whedon

The name 'reservation' has a negative connotation among Native Americans -
an intern camp of sorts.
- John Russell

I do not believe in God; his existence has been disproved by Science.
But in the concentration camp, I learned to believe in men.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

The best part about the movie, and everybody seems to rave about it,
is the boot camp part.
- R. Lee Ermey

I do dance music, and I can be pretty camp myself from time to time.
- Kylie Minogue

Then I wanted the character to be feminine as opposed to effeminate.
Because it's easy to be camp or queen.
Anyone can do that.
What's difficult is to play feminine.
- Cillian Murphy

After the Battle of Midway there was a week in a rest camp at Pearl Harbor.
- Jack Adams

Acting school was summer camp, and I needed concentration camp.
I had so many different ideas swirling between culture
and how to tie things together.
- Ajay Naidu

The snow continues with high winds we remain at this
camp to day in consequence of the weather.
- William Henry Ashley

But when we came out of camp, that's when I first realized that being in camp,
that being Japanese-American, was something shameful.
- George Takei

If one is reported as having set up camp overseas,
it's as if one has made oneself unavailable.
- Julian Sands

Ask Bill Clinton about Yasir Arafat.
Clinton and Barak did everything they could in 2000 at Camp David.
Arafat walked away from it.
- Peter King

I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp;
I know what I ought to do,
but I don't know where to begin.
- Stephen Bayne

Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions:
the day was clear and pleasant,
but last night was very cold and there was a white frost.
- Meriwether Lewis

Love rules the court, the camp, the grove,
And men below, and saints above: For love is heaven,
and heaven is love.
- Walter Scott

We left Dayton, September 23, and arrived at our camp
at Kill Devil Hill on Friday,
the 25th.
- Orville Wright

When I was a junior camp counselor and it was my job
to tell the campers a bedtime story or devotional,
I would tell them a rapture story.
- Jerry B. Jenkins

Yes, well, you are quite camp, so I guess that he could see the point of you.
- Diana Rigg

I didn't equate a POW camp with a concentration camp.
- Larry Hovis

I shall begin my march for Camp tomorrow morning.
It was not in my power to move until I could procure
shoes for the troops almost barefoot.
- Anthony Wayne

On the other hand, we have in Israel,
an Israeli government which has been elected by the Israeli people.
Their political agenda is not for peace.
They are from the camp anti-peace.
- Rafik Hariri

Sam is there, Sam has been playing well,
he has been doing great in camp.
- Latrell Sprewell

"Camp" is a vision of the world in terms of style -
but a particular style.
It is the love of the exaggerated.
- Susan Sontag

I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp,
I came out at 178.
I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.
- Tom Sizemore

The real evil of the Russian communist state is not communism.
It is the secret police and the concentration camp.
- John Boyd Orr

The events of the day's march are now becoming so dreary
and dispiriting that one longs to forget them when we camp;
it is an effort even to record them in a diary.
- Robert Falcon Scott

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour.
I love the icons that gay people love.
- Siobhan Fahey

At Camp One we were met by Director of Public Works Warwick Greene,
grim and grimy.
He has been working himself to death to make this transportation plan a success.
- William Cameron Forbes

Camp is always all business.
- Michael Strahan

My first paying job, when I was 15, I was a day camp counselor.
- Victoria Pratt

But we want peace, I would move all my people down this way.
I could then keep them all quietly near camp.
- Black Kettle

Of course The Beach Boys will be camp.
- Bruce Johnston

I saw 28 Days.
I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny.
Rehab is a dumping ground.
It's a big landfill.
- Charlie Sheen

The particular refugee camp we were in,
they were hungry for play, they were hungry for any kind of normalcy.
- Connie Sellecca

We did this two-week boot camp before we filmed the movie.
I got to know everybody in the group and we became friends.
We got really tight throughout those two weeks.
- Shia LaBeouf

In camp was found a book, the first of the kind I had ever seen,
in which I was made a great hero, slaying Indians by the hundreds.
- Kit Carson

I said to Scott that the ascent seemed to be going
slowly and that I was concerned descending climbers
could possibly run out of oxygen before their return to camp IV.
- Anatoli Boukreev

I was eight when he left office.
Like, he had an awesome house, you know,
and my cousins and I had awesome trips to Camp David and Washington.
It was just all like a good time for me.
- Lauren Bush

My memories of camp - I was four years old to eight years old -
they're fond memories.
- George Takei

Few of us will forget the wail of mingled grief,
rage and horror which rose from the camp when the Indians
returned to it and recognized their slaughtered warriors,
women, and children.
- John Gibbon


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