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Funny Burdens Quotes
Funny Quotes about Burdens

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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that life's burdens are lighter when you laugh at yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today, I Allow Spirit To Carry All My Burdens.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Release your burdens - your fears, regrets,
guilts, shames, embarrassments, angers.
One by one, pick up each memory or fear that troubles you,
hold it close, and release it to the Universe.
Release each incident from your past that still bothers you.
Release each fear - your fears about your health,
your family, your job, and every other fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

That is why I strongly believe we should working in
Congress to make America a better place to run a business
by reducing the costly burdens of bureaucracy and red tape.
- Michael K. Simpson

It will be sufficient to point to the enormous burdens
which armaments place on the economic,
social, and intellectual resources of a nation,
as well as on its budget and taxes.
- Ludwig Quidde

It is the tendency of the social burdens to crush out the middle class,
and to force society into an organization of only two classes,
one at each social extreme.
- William Graham Sumner


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Bad leadership during the past years has cast on our
Party the shadow of great and grave burdens.
- Janos Kadar

San Francisco businesses face many challenges,
including high rents, regulatory burdens,
and the rising cost of workers compensation insurance
and employee health plans.
- Gavin Newsom

Imperialism was genuinely popular among Athenians who
would expect to share in its profits,
even if only indirectly and collectively,
and not to have to bear its burdens.
- J. M. Roberts

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men.
Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them;
but as to burdens what are they?
- Ernestine Rose

Many students graduate from college and professional schools,
including those of social work, nursing,
medicine, teaching and law, with crushing debt burdens.
- Jon Porter

Oh, definitely and you know you take the bitter with
the sweet but the benefits far outweigh the burdens
of what I've been able to do for my family,
my word.
- Star Jones

Fortunately, historians are now beginning to recognise
the historic role of Islam as a liberating force for
peoples oppressed by the burdens of unjust social systems.
- Aly Khan

So many of us had hoped that the civil system might
be an alternative for some women,
where the burdens were a little bit less,
and cases might be easier to prove.
- Susan Estrich

An artist may have burdens the ordinary citizen doesn't know,
but the ordinary citizen has burdens that many artists never even touch.
- Patti Smith

When the burdens of the presidency seem unusually heavy,
I always remind myself it could be worse.
I could be a mayor.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

For small businesses, regulatory burdens can be overwhelming.
- Michael K. Simpson

The marvel of all history is the patience with which
men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid
upon them by their governments.
- George Washington

None so little enjoy themselves, and are such burdens to themselves,
as those who have nothing to do.
Only the active have the true relish of life.
- William Jennings Bryan

Thinking is hard work.
One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
- Remy de Gourmont

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens,
or half their greatness goes unnoticed.
- Peter S. Beagle

War should only be declared by the authority of the people,
whose toils and treasures are to support its burdens,
instead of the government which is to reap its fruits.
- James Madison

What we say is that democracy means that you have the
right to vote without intimidation and undue burdens.
But if you stand in line for six hours,
technically, today there is no document,
no standard, no law that says that that's wrong.
- DeForest Soaries

Every diminution of the public burdens arising from
taxation gives to individual enterprise increased power
and furnishes to all the members of our happy confederacy
new motives for patriotic affection and support.
- Andrew Jackson

In a government whose distinguishing characteristic
should be a diffusion and equalization of its benefits
and burdens the advantage of individuals will be augmented
at the expense of the community at large.
- Martin Van Buren

Fear, conformity, immorality: these are heavy burdens.
They drain us of creative energy.
And when we are drained of creative energy,
we do not create.
We procreate, but we do not create.
- David McCallum

I am willing to admit that if the agriculturists are
oppressed by peculiar burdens,
they ought to be relieved from them,
or be allowed a fair and just protection equivalent
to all such peculiar burdens.
- Joseph Hume

But wishing our Kansas soldiers 'God speed' is not enough.
We need to comfort, care for, and protect their families.
And we should ease the financial burdens that these families often face.
- Kathleen Sebelius

The practice of patience toward one another,
the overlooking of one another's defects,
and the bearing of one another's burdens is the most
elementary condition of all human and social activity in the family,
in the professions, and in society.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body.
It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression.
It is a business asset.
It attracts and keeps friends.
It lightens human burdens.
It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
- Grenville Kleiser

Leadership consists not in degrees of technique but in traits of character;
it requires moral rather than athletic or intellectual effort,
and it imposes on both leader and follower alike the
burdens of self-restraint.
- Lewis H. Lapham

I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government
heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families.
Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich,
while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible.
- Marty Meehan

It is entirely undemocratic to continue these burdens
on the people for years and years after the requirements
of protection have been met and the representatives
of these industries have become incrusted with wealth.
- John Griffin Carlisle

I am in favor of carrying out the Declaration of Independence to women as well as men.
Women having to suffer the burdens of society and government
should have their equal rights in it.
They do not receive their rights in full proportion.
- Leland Stanford

Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens.
If you have them, you have to take care of them!
There is great freedom in simplicity of living.
It is those who have enough but not too much who are the happiest.
- Peace Pilgrim

In addition to relieving patient suffering,
research is needed to help reduce the enormous economic
and social burdens posed by chronic diseases such as osteoporosis,
arthritis, diabetes, Parkinson's and Alzheimer's diseases,
cancer, heart disease, and stroke.
- Ike Skelton

Women are not required in general to be named in rape
cases because of the stigmas that go with being a rape complainant,
and frankly, special burdens that rape complainants often face.
- Susan Estrich

How do we know that Moses was grown up? Because he
went out unto his brethren,
and was ready to bear the burdens and share the plight of his people.
Maturity is sensitivity to human suffering.
- Julius Gordon

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

To carry each other is not a burden at all
but a kind of privilege.
- Bono

With gratitude, all life appears as a blessing -
without gratitude, all of life
is perceived as a burden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The moment you start seeing life
as non-serious, a playfulness,
all the burden on your heart disappears.
All the fear of death, of life,
of love - everything disappears.
- Osho

I have decided to stick with love.
Hate is too great a burden to bear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The burden of the self is lightened when I laugh at myself.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Life is about more than today, and more than yourself.
What will your legacy be?
What will your great-grandchildren be told about you?
Creating a legacy does not have to be a burden,
it can be your joy and can create
your satisfaction with living each day.
What kind of world do you want to leave your great-grandchildren?
What can you do today to help create that world?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe
to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
- John F. Kennedy

Service to others is only noble when is is a choice
- a free-will gift.
Anything done out of a sense of obligation
or responsibility or duty becomes a burden
rather than a spiritual empowerment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ever had a bad hair day -
a day when everything seemed to be going wrong?
Perhaps today is a day to soothe your ruffled feathers,
take a deep breath, and reaffirm that
the weight of the world is really not on your shoulders,
unless you choose to assume that burden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever you choose to carry resentment and hatred,
you are shouldering an immense burden that damages
your happiness, and often your health.
Does it matter that your resentment and hatred are "justified?"
Only you suffer - not the person you resent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your
kids are all healthy and relatively normal,
but when you add on some kind of disability or disease,
it can just be such a burden.
- Patricia Heaton

There is no lighter burden, nor more agreeable,
than a pen.
- Petrarch

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul.
- Lord Acton

The prosecutor, who is supposed to carry the burden of proof,
really is an author.
- Scott Turow

Being noticed can be a burden.
Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed.
So I disappear a lot.
- Bob Dylan

The most powerful person is he who is able to do least
himself and burden others most with the things for
which he lends his name and pockets the credit.
- Theodor Adorno

The natural movement of one's soul is upwards.
But just as any object is dragged down when a heavy weight is tied to it,
the burden of the body drags down the soul.
- Vinoba Bhave

Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past,
threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible.
- Maya Angelou

True patriotism isn't cheap.
It's about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going.
- Robert Reich

The poorest residents of the gulf coast were most affected
by the devastating hurricanes,
and the poorest Americans have shouldered a disproportionate
share of the burden in Iraq.
- Marty Meehan

Respect the burden.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Questions are a burden to others; answers are a prison for oneself.
- Patrick McGoohan

What makes loneliness an anguish is not that I have
no one to share my burden,
but this: I have only my own burden to bear.
- Dag Hammarskjold

If it is the duty of the State to educate,
it is the duty of the State also to bear the burden of education,
namely, the taxation out of which education is provided.
- Edmund Barton

Humanity has the stars in its future,
and that future is too important to be lost under the
burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov

The truest help we can render an afflicted man is not
to take his burden from him,
but to call out his best energy, that he may be able to bear the burden.
- Phillips Brooks

People expect a lot more from someone they think looks interesting.
It's a burden.
- Catherine Deneuve

If the past has been an obstacle and a burden,
knowledge of the past is the safest and the surest emancipation.
- John Acton

Grief can't be shared.
Everyone carries it alone.
His own burden in his own way.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden
of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king
as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.
- Edward VIII


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