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Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a
rabbit the rest of my life.
- Amy Sedaris

I'm nutty bunny number two.
I love me and I love you.
- Mark McKinney

I rent houses in LA when I'm filming.
I find the isolation there terrifying.
There's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to be with people.
I'm not a beach bunny.
- Kathleen Turner

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality?
It's not like the Easter Bunny,
your belief isn't necessary.
- Lea DeLaria

Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
- Red Barber

I went to a catholic public school St Helens and learned
English by watching bugs bunny cartoons.
- Nick Mancuso

Most people outside of America won't get it.
It's the Easter bunny.
It's another lie and I don't understand why we had
to invent this character.
- Todd Rundgren

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.
- Chuck Jones

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.
- Dashiell Hammett

Bunny boiler is now part of our language,
and I'm proud of that.
- Glenn Close

Here's to our wives and sweethearts -
may they never meet.
- John Bunny

Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity
out there in the real world,
right now, for each and every one of these groups?
If we believed in the tooth fairy,
if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that.
- William Weld

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people
a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in
a haphazard way around the house...
and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
- Todd Rundgren

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a
cartoon of him playing ball -
you know,
the one where he plays every position himself with
nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it,
Bugs is still my idol.
You have to love a ballplayer like that.
- Nomar Garciaparra

We might be workers, but we are not happy go-lucky jungle bunnies.
- Slick Rick

It was just a typical London flat, but it was in a great neighborhood.
It was across from the Playboy Club,
diagonally.
From one balcony you could read the time from Big Ben,
and from the other balcony you could watch the bunnies go up and down.
- Harry Nilsson

Shake was a dramatist of note; He lived by writing things to quote.
- H. C. Bunner

Shakespeare was a dramatist of note who lived by writing things to quote.
- H. C. Bunner

No company fails in communist China,
because they're all partly owned by the government.
- Jim Bunning

The family farm is the foundation for who we are as a Commonwealth.
And for over a century, the family farm in Kentucky
has centered around one crop:
tobacco.
- Jim Bunning

We must send the message that if you use illegal drugs,
you will pay the ultimate price by not playing an entire season.
And if you get caught again, you will be banished for life.
- Jim Bunning

The folks celebrating Jim Bunning are seeing him as an anti-government,
anti-spending activist.
But to embrace Jim Bunning is to embrace a strange record,
if you really are a libertarian, if you really are a deficit hawk,
if you really care about spending and responsibility.
- Rachel Maddow

Today, Medicare provides health insurance to about
40 million seniors and disabled individuals each year.
The number is only expected to grow as the baby boomers begin retiring.
- Jim Bunning

We no longer have a free market in the United States,
we have a government controlled free market.
- Jim Bunning

The perception is that baseball's players' union is
protecting players to use steroids and other illegal
performance-enhancing drugs.
- Jim Bunning

The war against terror is every bit as important as
our fight against fascism in World War II.
Or our struggle against the spread of Communism during the Cold War.
- Jim Bunning

Difficult times require difficult decisions.
But supporting this bill shouldn't be a difficult decision.
- Jim Bunning

The activists will not stop in trying to impose their
extreme views on the rest of us,
and they have now plotted out a state-by-state strategy
to increase the number of judicial decisions redefining
marriage without the voice of the people being heard.
- Jim Bunning

From watching the news one would think the Iraqis want us out of their country.
But an overwhelming majority of Iraqis support our involvement there.
Our freedom is contagious and we helped liberate them.
- Jim Bunning

It seems as though there are Members in this body who
want to filibuster just about everything we try to do,
whether it is stopping judicial nominations,
the Energy bill, or this Medicare bill.
- Jim Bunning

A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed,
and strong families with a man and a woman -
bonded together for life -
always have been,
and always will be, the key to such families.
- Jim Bunning

But let there be no misunderstanding.
The war against terror is every bit as important as
our fight against fascism in World War II.
Or our struggle against the spread of Communism during the Cold War.
- Jim Bunning

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- Art Buchwald

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure,
till you know there is no hook beneath it.
- Thomas Jefferson

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

There is no such thing as public opinion.
There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous


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