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Confession of errors is like a broom
which sweeps away the dirt
and leaves the surface brighter and clearer.
I feel stronger for confession.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

People seem not to see that
their opinion of the world
is also a confession of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

People do not seem to realize that
their opinion of the world
is also a confession of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith never makes a confession.
- Henry David Thoreau


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Prayer is a confession of one's own unworthiness and weakness.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
- Mark Twain

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.
- Benjamin Franklin

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert,
to fleece the people.
- Abraham Lincoln

Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out
in a war fought with the atomic bomb.
Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.
- Albert Einstein

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

You can safely assume that you've
created God in your own image
when it turns out that God hates
all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott

History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
- Don Marquis

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;
he who loves no one has no woes.
- The Buddha

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people
by the people for the people.
- Oscar Wilde

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

The whole problem with the world is that
fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
- Bertrand Russell

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is no use whatsoever trying to help
people who do not help themselves.
You cannot push anyone up a ladder
unless he is willing to climb himself.
- Andrew Carnegie

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

The most important service rendered
by the press and the magazines
is that of educating people
to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."
- Lewis Carroll

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

Interesting.
You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries,
but you imprison those who employ it privately.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions
are in almost every case gotten at second hand,
and without examination
- Mark Twain

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln


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