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Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand PHOTO

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen


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Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi


 

As a cure for worrying,
work is better than whiskey.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone can do any amount of work
provided it isn't the work
he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
- Robert Benchley

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

A time for work, a time for play -
balance in all things.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want to make peace with your enemy,
you have to work with your enemy.
Then he becomes your partner.
- Nelson Mandela

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

It is not work that kills men; it is worry.
Worry is rust upon the blade.
- Henry Ward Beecher

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up.
Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

We are free only if we face the challenge of freedom,
do the work of freedom, fight the fight of freedom
and die the death for freedom.
- Charles G. Adams

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

I have found out that though the ways in which
I can make myself useful are few,
yet the work open to me is endless.
- Helen Keller

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
- Henry David Thoreau

It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I learned the value of hard work by working hard.
- Margaret Mead

Surround yourself with people who
take their work seriously,
but not themselves,
those who work hard and play hard.
- Colin Powell

Profit is a by-product of work;
happiness is its chief product.
- Henry Ford

The Tao of the sage is work without effort.
Practice non-action. Work without doing.
- Lao Tzu

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

The best political, social, and spiritual work we can do
is to withdraw the projection of our shadow onto others.
- Carl Jung

Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.
- Confucius

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
- Vince Lombardi

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
- John Ruskin

Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
- Horace

A leader is most effective when people barely know he exists.
When his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
his troops will feel they did it themselves.
- Lao Tzu

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

Men of lofty genius,
when they are doing the least work,
are most active.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I love this work I do.
It's a privilege to serve the poor.
- Bono

Make your work to be in keeping with your purpose.
- Leonardo da Vinci

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

Laziness may appear attractive,
but work gives satisfaction.
- Anne Frank

I know the price of success: dedication, hard work,
and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

I have not failed.
I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Edison

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

We work with the people not out of pity
but out of respect for their potential for growth and development,
both as individuals and as communities.
- Jimmy Yen

Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.
- Nelson Mandela

The harder I work, the luckier I get.
- Samuel Goldwyn

Work out your own salvation.
Do not depend on others.
- The Buddha

Wishing to be friends is quick work,
but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
- Aristotle

When nature has work to be done,
she creates a genius to do it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no substitute for hard work.
- Thomas Edison

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them.
- Ann Landers

The sum of wisdom is that
time is never lost that is devoted to work.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money,
but him who does it for love of it.
- Henry David Thoreau

The difference between work and play lies 100%
in the attitude of the participant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

Work as smart as you are able.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We believe that if men have the talent
to invent new machines that put men out of work,
they have the talent to put those men back to work.
- John F. Kennedy

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry Kaiser

Your work is to discover your world
and then with all your heart give yourself to it.
- The Buddha


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