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Funny Break Quotes
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I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

Revenge... is like a rolling stone,
which, when a man hath forced up a hill,
will return upon him with a greater violence,
and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.
- Albert Schweitzer


 

We all go through life bristling
at our external limitations,
but the most difficult chains
to break are inside us.
- Bradley Whitford

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

When you break up, your whole identity is
shattered. It's like death.
- Dennis Quaid


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Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains;
but,
like them, they break the storm and purify the air
of the plain beneath them.
- Jean Paul

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
- William Arthur Ward

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
- Thomas Fuller

We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
- Bill McCollum

Our sense of power is more vivid when we break a man's
spirit than when we win his heart.
- Eric Hoffer

All that is necessary to break the spell
of inertia and frustration is this:
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically
into three major categories;
those that don't work,
those that break down and those that get lost.
- Russell Baker

Keep close to Nature's heart...
and break clear away, once in awhile,
and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods.
Wash your spirit clean.
- John Muir

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there
are for players to break.
- John Madden

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Like a bird in flight, your life can soar
above the troubles of the world.
Breathe deep, choose, and break the shackles of your past.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the machine of government is of such a nature
that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another,
then, I say, break the law.
- Henry David Thoreau

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
- Jules Feiffer

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.
- Benjamin Franklin

Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy.
- Drew Barrymore

The fastest way to break the cycle of perfectionism
and become a fearless is mother is to give up the idea of doing it perfectly -
indeed to embrace uncertainty and imperfection.
- Arianna Huffington

Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers,
but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.
- Ikkyu Sojun

For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White

Count your blessings. Once you realize
how valuable you are and how much you have going for you,
the smiles will return, the sun will break out,
the music will play, and you will finally
be able to move forward the life that God intended
for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.
- Og Mandino

You can learn how to let go of the past.
Whether you have experienced a break up
with someone you cared for deeply,
whether death has taken a loved one,
whether you have had a feud with a friend or family member,
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our loved ones -
whether by blood, by marriage, or by choice -
are delicate treasures.
If we hold them too close, they break -
as a butterfly would.
By honoring and enjoying
the freedom of our loved ones,
we gain our own freedom.
Have the courage to trust that
the beautiful butterflies of your life
will return - or not - as life intends.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you improve or tinker with something long enough,
eventually it will break or malfunction.
- Arthur Bloch

I'm sad and blue, about nobody but you.
I told you that I loved you right from the start,
you told me the same and now you try to break my little heart.
- Leon Redbone

It is a question whether, when we break a murderer on the wheel,
we do not fall into the error a child makes when it
hits the chair it has bumped into.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

No, the seventies was a totally different sensibility
and that allowed us to break new ground as a cop show.
- Paul M. Glaser

Life will not break your heart.
It'll crush it.
- Henry Rollins

We need to break our dependency on foreign sources of oil,
which leaves us at the mercy of foreign powers.
To do that, we should increase domestic energy production.
- Bobby Jindal

What good will a tax break do me if I'm crippled for life?
- Alan Ladd

Written laws are like spiders' webs,
and will,
like them, only entangle and hold the poor and weak,
while the rich and powerful will easily break through them.
- Anacharsis

Much responsibility rests upon the shoulders of the song leader;
it is not infrequently within his power to make or break a meeting.
- Paul Harris

I knew that as a DJ from 1970 on up that I would eventually come with this sound.
I brought out all these other break beats that you
hear so much on a lot of these records.
- Afrika Bambaataa

We are either going to dissolve as a human race or
we are going to break through into a new understanding
of what it is to be a human being.
- Terry Riley

I don't know where Hank Aaron will break Ruth's record
but I can tell you one thing -
ten years from the day he hits it three million people
will say they were there.
- Eddie Mathews

I never do releases to try and make or break some contemporary band.
- Thurston Moore

I couldn't sleep for two years, they tried to break my nerves.
They used a lot of psychology to brainwash.
- Mordechai Vanunu

I'm like a twenty-two-year-old kid in a new band trying
to get noticed and break through,
because the vast majority of people have never seen me play live.
- John Fogerty

If you break 100, watch your golf.
If you break 80, watch your business.
- Joey Adams

Few things tend more to alienate friendship than a
want of punctuality in our engagements.
I have known the breach of a promise to dine or sup
to break up more than one intimacy.
- William Hazlitt

The only mountain that I would still like to climb:
I'd like to break 85.
- Peter Falk

Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.
- C. S. Lewis

Public-opinion polls show that Americans split about evenly on civil unions.
But when the words "gay marriage" are presented,
they break 3-to-1 against it.
- Dick Morris

Every actor wants to break out of the box that they
put you in and that's where I'm heading,
out of the box as fast as I can.
- Rick Springfield

But in fantasy, you can make a complete break,
and you can put people in a situation where they are
confronted with things that they would not confront in the real world.
- Elizabeth Moon

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.
Attitude to me is more important than facts.
It is more important than the past, than education, than money,
than circumstances, than failures, than success,
than what other people think or say or do.
It is more important than appearance, gift, or skill.
It will make or break a company ... a church ... a home.
The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day
regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.
We cannot change our past ...
we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.
We cannot change the inevitable.
The only thing we can do is play on the string we have,
and that is our attitude.
I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me
and 90 percent how I react to it.
And so it is with you ...
we are in charge of our attitudes.
- Charles Swindoll

Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds,
which I should first break through, and pour a torrent
of light into our dark world.
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers
which was a pretty big break for me.
- Bradley Cooper

That's maybe the most important thing each generation does,
is to break a lot of rules and make up their own way of doing things.
- Jackson Browne

Because publishing is becoming more business-oriented
each day with more examination of the bottom line,
it's harder to break out than ever.
- Nicholas Sparks

Having a track record to live up to and the history
of successes had become a hindrance.
It becomes harder to break out of what people expect you to do.
- Paul Simon

It's real nice and exciting for me to break the records,
but it's more exciting for me to be on a winning team.
- Dan Marino

No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can
break through into a girl's heart.
- Nancy Thayer

I bend and do not break.
- Jean de La Fontaine

While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up.
As soon as that smile comes out, you know that,
hey, we're having fun.
- Shelley Berman

A week before shooting, they told me,
You don't have the part, yet.
We're still trying to find a handicapped kid who can act.
Either that or we break your legs.
- Kieran Culkin

My goal is to break three hours in a marathon.
- Frank Shorter

I see myself as a true modernist.
Even when I do a traditional gown, I give it a modern twist.
I go to the past for research.
I need to know what came before so I can break the rules.
- Vera Wang

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words will never hurt me.
- schoolyard rhyme

After the break up of the municipality and the loss
of his income my father lost health and spirits.
- Catherine Helen Spence

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man.
Just stop calling.
- Matt LeBlanc

A lot of my students are Asian-American,
and it has been thrilling to watch them break through
the stereotypes into something alive and surprising.
- Robert Morgan

I like the moment when I break a man's ego.
- Bobby Fischer

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then,
just so long as you don't break any.
- Mae West

Part of what Special Olympics is trying to do is break
down stereotypes that still exist for people.
There is still a lot of fear.
- Maria Shriver

Somebody will always break your records.
It is how you live that counts.
- Earl Campbell


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