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Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
- William Shakespeare
Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional 
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors,
we borrow it from our children.
- Native American Proverb
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Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
- George Washington
A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous
Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh
Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher
The possession of knowledge does not
kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
There is always more mystery.
- Anais Nin
The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge
and the dissemination of truth.
- John F. Kennedy
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
- Thomas Henry Huxley
Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
To be conscious that you are ignorant
is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Beware of false knowledge;
it is more dangerous than ignorance.
- George Bernard Shaw
Those who have knowledge, don't predict.
Those who predict, don't have knowledge.
- Lao Tzu
The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes
The gift of fantasy has meant more to me
than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
The only source of knowledge is experience.
- Albert Einstein
Science gives man knowledge, which is power;
religion gives man wisdom, which is control.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -
it is the illusion of knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin
Knowledge of what is, does not open
the door directly to what should be.
- Albert Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein
Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard.
- Gene Wolfe
If what Proust says is true,
that happiness is the absence of fever,
then I will never know happiness.
For I am possessed by a fever
for knowledge, experience, and creation.
- Anais Nin
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
Knowledge talks, Wisdom listens.
- Anonymous
The most telling act of true Faith
is celebrating the death of a loved one
with the certain knowledge that
they are now in a better place.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Eroticism is one of the basic means of self-knowledge,
as indispensable as poetry.
- Anais Nin
In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton
The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi
There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein
When I examine myself and my methods of thought,
I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy
has meant more to me than
any talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
Science investigates religion interprets.
Science gives man knowledge which is power
Religion gives man wisdom which is control.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The true sign of intelligence
is not knowledge but imagination.
- Albert Einstein
Knowledge is a process of piling up facts;
wisdom lies in their simplification.
- Martin Fischer
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates
"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius
If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin
The greater our knowledge increases
the more our ignorance unfolds.
- John F. Kennedy
It is the province of knowledge to speak,
and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix
Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is of the mind, wisdom is of the soul.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
True friendship can afford true knowledge.
It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
- Henry David Thoreau
Knowledge of the Truth makes us free
by aligning us with that which was never bound.
- Ernest Holmes
All Knowledge is Divided into Three Domains:
"What We Know",
"What We Know That We Don't Know", and
"What We Don't Know That We Don't Know."
- Werner Erhard
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein
I believe life's rich experiences need to be shared with others -
for me this is the way one builds knowledge.
- Pravs J
If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford
All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius
Information is not knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
We know nothing at all.
All our knowledge is but the knowledge of schoolchildren.
The real nature of things we shall never know.
- Albert Einstein
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
- Carl Jung
To acquire knowledge, one must study;
but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
- Marilyn vos Savant
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
- Helen Keller
Knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -
broad, deep knowledge - is to know true ends from false,
and lofty things from low.
- Helen Keller
Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov
The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller
Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth,
and if a man does not know what a thing is,
it is at least an increase in knowledge
if he knows what it is not.
- Carl Jung
Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous
Mind is repetitive, mind always moves in circles.
Mind is a mechanism: you feed it with knowledge,
it repeats the same knowledge,
it goes on chewing the same knowledge again and again.
No-mind is clarity, purity, innocence.
No-mind is the real way to live,
the real way to know, the real way to be.
- Osho
I recognize that the person I was in my past
is not the person I am today.
That person did the very best they could,
given the knowledge, emotions, and prior experience
they had to draw upon at the time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If the Great Way perishes, there will be morality and duty.
When cleverness and knowledge arise, great lies will flourish.
When relatives fall out with one another,
there will be filial duty and love.
When states are in confusion there will be faithful servants.
- Lao Tzu
I believe in intuition and inspiration.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
For knowledge is limited,
whereas imagination embraces the entire world,
stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.
It is, strictly speaking, a real factor in scientific research.
- Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand,
while imagination embraces the entire world,
and all there ever will be to know and understand.
- Albert Einstein
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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