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Funny Barf Quotes
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Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

I try not to have favorites, but Barfly is one that I like.
My favorite is always the one I just finished.
- Barbet Schroeder

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- Laurence J. Peter

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


 

They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields


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The objection to Puritans is not that
they try to make us think as they do,
but that they try to make us do as they think.
- H. L. Mencken

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what
you were worrying about one year ago today.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Try a new perspective on diversity.
Across the country and around the world,
we are all one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

If being good isn't working - try being outrageous.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is a gift, and I try to respond with grace and courtesy.
- Maya Angelou

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Be - don't try to become.
Being is enlightenment, becoming is ignorance.
- Osho

We cause ourselves untold misery whenever we believe
others to be imperfect and try to change them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you,
or they may do it.
- Russell Baker

When you keep getting the wrong answers,
try asking better questions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
- Dr. Seuss

I try to give to the poor people for love
what the rich could get for money.
No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds;
yet I willingly cure him for the love of God.
- Mother Teresa

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much
of my own food as possible.
- Daryl Hannah

Breaking up is a natural evolution
when you try to figure out what you want in life.
If you're with an individual
who isn't moving in the same direction
and at the same rate that you are,
it ain't going to work.
- Usher Raymond

When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
- Samuel Beckett

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life,
that no man can sincerely try
to help another without helping himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS,
because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- Dave Barry

Do not wish to be anything but what you are,
and try to be that perfectly.
- St. Francis De Sales

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do.
Don't bother just to be better than
your contemporaries or predecessors.
Try to be better than yourself.
- William Faulkner

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

I made a decision when my father passed away that I
was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father.
- Joel Osteen

You may be disappointed if you fail,
but you are doomed if you don't try.
- Beverly Sills

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress
by using pretentious jargon.
- David Ogilvy

All intelligent thoughts have already been thought;
what is necessary is only to try to think them again.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you realize that all things change,
there is nothing you will try to hold on to.
If you are not afraid of dying,
there is nothing you cannot achieve.
- Lao Tzu

Try not to become a man of success,
but rather try to become a man of value.
- Albert Einstein

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

Don't try to manage people;
You manage things; You lead people.
- Grace Hopper

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to
try to charge more and those that work to charge less.
We will be the second.
- Jeff Bezos

It's challenging, but you have to at least try to eat right and exercise.
- Joely Fisher

I have nothing new to teach the world.
Truth and Non-violence are as old as the hills.
All I have done is to try experiments
in both on as vast a scale as I could.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into
a job and try to do the best you can,
the money will come.
- Lawrence Welk

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself.
Everybody should try it.
- Barbara Pym

Building art is a synthesis of life in materialised form.
We should try to bring in under the same hat not a
splintered way of thinking,
but all in harmony together.
- Alvar Aalto

Don't give up. There are too many nay-sayers out there
who will try to discourage you.
Don't listen to them.
The only one who can make you give up is yourself.
- Sidney Sheldon

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best.
- William Arthur Ward

He who is persistent will realize God.
So try your best to make meditation
a regular experience in your life.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

God doesn't require us to succeed;
He only requires that you try.
- Mother Teresa

The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain

History is a relentless master.
It has no present, only the past rushing into the future.
To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.
- John F. Kennedy

People try to live within their income so they can
afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.
- Robert Half

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds -
the world of technology and the world of people and human purposes -
and you try to bring the two together.
- Mitchell Kapor

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?
- Imran Khan

Let everyone try and find that
as a result of daily prayer
he adds something new to his life,
something with which nothing can be compared.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens


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