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Funny Awaiting Quotes
Funny Quotes about Awaiting

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Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The crops were planted, tended, and harvested -
now the ground lies fallow, awaiting the new planting.
Did the year fail? I think not.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious.
There are far worse things awaiting man than death.
- Garrett Fort

Many Nobel Prizes are awaiting good research to understand
and explain the many mysteries of our bodies,
such as the basic mechanism of memory or imagination.
- John Cameron


 

The end is the beginning of all things,
Suppressed and hidden, Awaiting to be released through
the rhythm Of pain and pleasure.
- Jiddu Krishnamurti

I write scripts to serve as skeletons awaiting the
flesh and sinew of images.
- Ingmar Bergman

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot.
The judge had suggested I get my act together,
and I took him seriously.
- Tim Allen


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Most people are awaiting Virtual Reality;
I'm awaiting virtuous reality.
- Eli Khamarov

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
- Charlotte Curtis

The selfless actions of these heroes have removed them from their families,
businesses and homeland to fight, so that others may
experience the liberty awaiting our troops upon safe return to America.
- Jim Walsh

The question that will decide our destiny is not whether
we shall expand into space.
It is: shall we be one species or a million? A million
species will not exhaust the ecological niches that
are awaiting the arrival of intelligence.
- Freeman Dyson

Your future is still before you.
Your land is a vast storehouse of mineral and agricultural
wealth awaiting further development for the benefit of mankind.
It potentialities are magnificent.
- Charles E. Wilson

In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side,
stricken men await the verdict of fate.
- Georges Duhamel

It is idle to await unanimity.
- Robert Dale Owen

If success attends my steps, honor and glory await my name-if defeat,
still shall it be said we died like brave men,
and conferred honor, even in death, on the American Name.
- Zebulon Pike

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians
getting in election returns:
there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
- Marcelene Cox

Anarchy may await America, due to the daily injustices suffered by the people.
- Louis Farrakhan

AIDS occupies such a large part in our awareness because
of what it has been taken to represent.
It seems the very model of all the catastrophes privileged
populations feel await them.
- Susan Sontag

History shows us that other highly developed forms
of civilization have collapsed.
Who knows whether the same fate does not await our own?
- Christian Lous Lange

True, I am young, but for souls nobly born valor doesn't
await the passing of years.
- Pierre Corneille

Better times perhaps await us who are now wretched.
- Virgil

When Shakespeare begins his exposition thus he generally
at first makes people talk about the hero,
but keeps the hero himself for some time out of sight,
so that we await his entrance with curiosity,
and sometimes with anxiety.
- Andrew Coyle Bradley

The big missing part of the jig-saw is to get the assembly
back up and running here in Northern Ireland,
to get shared government back in business,
that is my objective, and we await the IRA statement
to see if this will trigger a new dawn.
- Peter Hain

I feel, sometimes, as the renaissance man must have
felt in finding new riches at every point and in the
certainty that unexplored areas of knowledge and experience await at every turn.
- Polykarp Kusch

Life is an adventure.
I can only wonder what treasure
awaits at the top of the path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I can only wonder what treasure awaits at the top of the path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time, an untamed beast,
awaits its funeral feast.
I choose inner peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My bold life awaits me. I answer the call.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The canvas of life awaits you -
the painter of your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Amazement awaits us at every corner.
- James Broughton

I know not what record of sin awaits me in the other world,
but this I know, that I was never mean enough to despise
any man because he was black.
- John Albion Andrew

It came from God, and so is Christ true,
and Christ is thy God, who is in heaven and awaits thee.
- Girolamo Savonarola

Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility,
like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before
it can give forth its spark.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

Nor dread nor hope attend a dying animal;
a man awaits his end dreading and hoping all.
- William Butler Yeats

That is the exploration that awaits you!
Not mapping stars and studying nebula,
but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
- Leonard Nimoy

He who awaits much can expect little.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Responsibility is what awaits outside the Eden of Creativity.
- Nadine Gordimer

All rivers, even the most dazzling, those that catch the sun in their course,
all rivers go down to the ocean and drown.
And life awaits man as the sea awaits the river.
- Simone Schwarz-Bart

If it is nothingness that awaits us,
let us make an injustice of it; let us fight against destiny,
even though without hope of victory.
- Miguel de Unamuno

No further evidence is needed to show that 'mental
illness' is not the name of a biological condition
whose nature awaits to be elucidated,
but is the name of a concept whose purpose is to obscure the obvious.
- Thomas Szasz

Hunger and sex still dominate the primitive mammalian side of human existence,
but at the present time it looks as if humanity were
within sight of their satisfaction.
Permanent plenty, no longer a Utopian dream,
awaits the arrival of permanent peace.
- John Desmond Bernal

The world awaits Beijing's hosting of the 2008 Olympics,
an occasion which will bring into the global spotlight
the dramatic advances China is making in enhancing
the quality of life for its people.
- Alexander Haig

Whatever extra there is in me at any given moment isn't fully formed.
I am hardly aware of it; it awaits the next book.
It will - with luck - come to me during the actual writing,
and it will take me by surprise.
- V. S. Naipaul

You must intensify and render continuous by repeatedly
presenting with suggestive ideas and mental pictures
of the feast of good things,
and the flowing fountain, which awaits the successful
achievement or attainment of the desires.
- Claude M. Bristol

I learned early about the misery and dangers of life,
and about the afterlife, about the external punishment
which awaited the children of sin in Hell.
- Edvard Munch

Hence the end of the world should be awaited with all
longing by all believers.
- William Ames

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood,
but it didn't because parenting can only be learned
by people who have no children.
- Bill Cosby

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

In three words, I can sum up everything
I've learned about life - it goes on.
- Robert Frost

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you
must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example.
My father wasn't perfect.
- Adam Sandler

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there
was in me an invincible summer.
- Albert Camus

Education is what survives when
what has been learned has been forgotten.
- B. F. Skinner

Only those who have learned the power
of sincere and selfless contribution
experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
- Tony Robbins

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned
something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
- Walt Disney

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan:
when you bought you ticket,
you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
- Joe Garagiola

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself:
Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
- G. Gordon Liddy

I learned the value of hard work by working hard.
- Margaret Mead

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who,
however, has never learned how to walk forward.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy,
to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter,
and to lead but not manipulate.
- William Arthur Ward

Friendship...
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything.
- Muhammad Ali

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who is not everyday conquering some fear
has not learned the secret of life.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learned that economic growth and environmental protection
can and should go hand in hand.
- Christopher Dodd

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope,
to love - and to put its trust in life.
- Joseph Conrad

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

You must unlearn what you have learned.
- the character Yoda in the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of
learned lumber in his head.
- Alexander Pope


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