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An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo
We did not raise armies for glory or for conquest.
- Thomas Jefferson
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
- Thomas Jefferson
I sincerely believe that banking establishments
are more dangerous than standing armies,
and that the principle of spending money
to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding,
is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
- Thomas Jefferson
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Really I feel less keen about the Army every day.
I think the Church would suit me better.
- Winston Churchill
Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
- Edward Everett
The sergeant is the Army.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
Without it, no real success is possible,
no matter whether it is on a section gang,
a football field, in an army, or in an office.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Be all you can be.
- US Army
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
The food at this place is really terrible ...
and such small portions.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)
I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow
I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner
Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius
Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves
to recognize how good things really are.
- Marianne Williamson
A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz
In a separation it is the one
who is not really in love
who says the more tender things.
- Marcel Proust
I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
NO ONE is really different;
each of us is actually a member of the human race.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous,
there's really nothing to lose.
- Jewel
If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I have to really like you to share my food with you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
How different our lives are when we
really know what is deeply important to us,
and keeping that picture in mind,
we manage ourselves each day
to be and to do what really matters most
- Stephen Covey
A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus
We really have to understand the person we want to love.
If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love.
- Thich Nhat Hanh
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know:
the only ones among you who will be really happy
are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer
Priorities - what's really important -
health, and doing what one wants to do -
it's certainly not money.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
We do not need to proselytize
either by our speech or by our writing.
We can only do so really with our lives.
Let our lives be open books for all to study.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis
Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true
were really true, there would be little hope of advance.
- Orville Wright
If we don't change, we don't grow.
If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
- Gail Sheehy
Sometimes the things you really want
sneak in the back door.
Notice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything,
I still believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank
One of the secrets of life is that
all that is really worth the doing
is what we do for others.
- Lewis Carroll
The highest proof of the spirit is love.
Love is the eternal thing which men can already
on earth possess as it really is.
- Albert Schweitzer
Everything that is really great and inspiring
is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
- Albert Einstein
He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it
as he who helps to perpetrate it.
He who accepts evil without protesting against it
is really cooperating with it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The minority is always stronger than the majority,
because the minority is generally formed by those
who really have an opinion.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous;
there's really nothing to lose.
There's no wrong you can't make right again,
so be kinder to yourself;
have fun, take chances. There are no bounds.
- Jewel
You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
- Socrates
The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The only ones among you who will be really happy
are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are
and then live with that decision.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort
when all we really need to be happy
is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If we hope for what we are not likely to possess,
we act and think in vain,
and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is.
- Joseph Addison
In spite of everything, I still believe
that people are really good at heart.
I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation
consisting of confusion, misery and death.
- Anne Frank
The really great secret - Happiness is free.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer
In all our contacts, it is probably the sense
of being really needed and wanted
which gives us the greatest satisfaction
and creates the most lasting bond.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
- John Wooden
Get up-close-and-personal:
Life looks different when you really get involved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Man falls from the pursuit of the ideal
of plain living and high thinking
the moment he wants to multiply his daily wants.
Man's happiness really lies in contentment.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
It is what a man thinks of himself
that really determines his fate.
- Henry David Thoreau
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings
Take time to contemplate -
away from the opinions and influence of others -
what you really want
and what you believe to be important in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What you seem to be, be really.
- Benjamin Franklin
To have a friendship with God,
all I really have to do is have
a friendship with my Self.
- Neale Donald Walsch
The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that
you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain
The history of free men is never really written by chance
but by choice; their choice!
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
You never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view.
- Harper Lee
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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