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Funny Appearance Quotes
Funny Quotes about Appearance

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities
so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
- Daniel Webster

There is no logical way to the discovery
of these elemental laws.
There is only the way of intuition,
which is helped by a feeling
for the order lying behind the appearance.
- Albert Einstein

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things,
but their inward significance.
- Aristotle

Never do anything that taints your mind.
Wrong actions cause negative or evil mental vibrations
that are reflected in your whole appearance and personality.
Engage in those actions and thoughts that nurture
the good qualities you want to have.
- Paramahansa Yogananda


 

Every natural fact is a symbol of some spiritual fact.
Every appearance in nature corresponds to some state of the mind,
and that state of the mind can only be described
by presenting that natural appearance as its picture.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When an opera star sings her head off,
she usually improves her appearance.
- Victor Borge

I don't think people were betting on me,
but they were giving me a chance.
I think I rode a wave there, by being different in
appearance than the girls who preceded me.
- Elisabeth Rohm


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An actor is totally vulnerable.
His total personality is exposed to critical judgment -
his intellect,
his bearing, his diction, his whole appearance.
In short, his ego.
- Alec Guinness

My appearance has changed a lot over the years,
but it has far more to do with how I feel about being a woman.
- Emma Thompson

In all unmerciful actions, the worst of men pay this
compliment at least to humanity,
as to endeavour to wear as much of the appearance of it,
as the case will well let them.
- Laurence Sterne

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
- Christopher Lasch

Polite strangers often tell soothing lies about our
physical appearance that prevent many of us from facing,
discussing and solving our real problems.
- Martha Beck

To me, eyewear goes way beyond being a prescription.
It's like makeup.
It's the most incredible accessory.
The shape of a frame or the color of lenses can change your whole appearance.
- Vera Wang

Where ambition can cover its enterprises,
even to the person himself, under the appearance of principle,
it is the most incurable and inflexible of passions.
- Angela Carter

I love her attitude, but as much as I'd like to bring
my medals to a speech or appearance,
I never do.
- Mary Lou Retton

They were taking pictures and everything.
When we got down off the plane, the minute Elvis made
his appearance at the door of the plane,
the screaming got even worse.
- Minnie Pearl

Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility.
It is often only carelessness of opinion,
and sometimes an indirect boast.
- Jane Austen

I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.
- Sharon Stone

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out.
Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
- Usher Raymond

Improved turnout will give parliament and government
the appearance of being more legitimate.
- Peter Lynch

In a house where there are small children the bathroom
soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
- Robert Benchley

Know the function of a fuse box and the appearance
of a tripped circuit breaker.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Most of the appearance of mirth in the world is not mirth,
it is art.
The wounded spirit is not seen, but walks under a disguise.
- Bishop Robert South

My favorite part of my appearance is my height.
I'm five foot one and I feel feminine being small.
- Alanna Ubach

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination.
Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Beauty is produced by the pleasing appearance and good taste of the whole,
and by the dimensions of all the parts being duly proportioned to each other.
- Marcus V. Pollio

The external appearance of any construction projects
that are created during the time of the National Socialist
Reich must take on the sensibility of our time.
- Fritz Todt

Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues hence,
in the soul in which this virtue does not exist there
cannot be any other virtue except in mere appearance.
- Saint Augustine

The actor is too prone to exaggerate his powers;
he wants to play Hamlet when his appearance is more suitable to King Lear.
- Sarah Bernhardt

First appearance deceives many.
- Ovid

In avoiding the appearance of evil, I am not sure but
I have sometimes unnecessarily deprived myself and
others of innocent enjoyments.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

Beethoven had a great look.
It was very much about the drama of appearance.
- Boy George

We try to create this interesting appearance to make
ourselves feel better about ourselves.
- Sarah McLachlan

Attitude is more important than the past,
than education, than money, than circumstances,
than what people do or say.
It is more important than appearance,
giftedness, or skill.
- Charles R. Swindoll

The appearance of a single great genius is more than
equivalent to the birth of a hundred mediocrities.
- Cesare Lombroso

The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well,
without attending to appearance.
- Michael Korda

The seeming antagonism between capital and labor is
the result of deceptive appearance.
- Leland Stanford

It is only in appearance that time is a river.
It is rather a vast landscape and it is the eye of the beholder that moves.
- Thornton Wilder

We too, through lack of knowledge and of sufficiently mature reflection,
mistook the visible outward appearance of the phenomenon
for the phenomenon itself.
- Leon Jouhaux

When the President was asked about global warming at
a public appearance yesterday,
he responded by talking about America's addiction to oil.
You make the connection.
- Gwen Ifill

Clothes and manners do not make the man;
but when he is made,
they greatly improve his appearance.
- Arthur Ashe

Today we are searching for things in nature that are
hidden behind the veil of appearance...
We look for and paint this inner, spiritual side of nature.
- Franz Marc

Fashion is the science of appearance,
and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.
- Henry Fielding

Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days,
two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour.
- David Low

Four men are missing; R., Sorel and two emigrants.
They set out this morning after buffalo,
and have not yet made their appearance;
whether killed or lost,
we cannot tell.
- Francis Parkman

I don't see us as a big media gimmick band.
We don't have a cultivated appearance or anything like Kiss.
- Tom Verlaine

No one is so miserable as the poor person who maintains
the appearance of wealth.
- Charles Spurgeon

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
- Don Herold

'What's My Line' 1971 was a magical experience as I was still in my teens,
and it was my first appearance.
You know how they say you never forget 'your first'!
- Randy West

But now in this day and age, people are more prone
to go out to try new things to enhance their performance on the field -
to enhance their physical appearance.
- Bo Jackson

She had in mind a different kind of looking person,
because his appearance is not at all like mine.
- Fritz Weaver

A painter paints the appearance of things,
not their objective correctness, in fact he creates
new appearances of things.
- Ernst Ludwig Kirchner

I think I am one of those who can manage not to take
on a completely different appearance under their own glance.
- Jean Rostand

I grew up in a family where we weren't allowed to talk
about beauty or to put any emphasis on physical appearance.
- Pam Grier

When I was a little boy I did not, of course,
trouble much about my appearance.
- Georg Brandes

Hair is also a problem.
I remember once, when I was reporting from Beirut at
the height of the civil war,
someone wrote in to the BBC complaining about my appearance.
- Kate Adie

Political language...
is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable,
and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
- George Orwell

I have a lot of offers to play for appearance fees.
It's nice gravy, but it's not a big motivating factor for me,
to go here and there just for money.
- Mike Weir

Beware, so long as you live, of judging men by their outward appearance.
- Jean de La Fontaine

I'm intrigued by the way in which physical appearance
can often direct a person's life;
things happen differently for a beautiful woman than for a plain one.
- Penelope Lively

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
- Samuel Butler

It is not once nor twice but times without number that
the same ideas make their appearance in the world.
- Aristotle

The most memorable performance was my appearance in
concert in Carnegie Hall.
The first standup to do so.
- Shelley Berman

In appearance the labor system of all the colonies was the same.
- Albert Bushnell Hart

A lot of women are turned off by the physical appearance
of some of the first feminists.
- Helen Reddy

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.
Attitude to me is more important than facts.
It is more important than the past, than education, than money,
than circumstances, than failures, than success,
than what other people think or say or do.
It is more important than appearance, gift, or skill.
It will make or break a company ... a church ... a home.
The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day
regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.
We cannot change our past ...
we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.
We cannot change the inevitable.
The only thing we can do is play on the string we have,
and that is our attitude.
I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me
and 90 percent how I react to it.
And so it is with you ...
we are in charge of our attitudes.
- Charles Swindoll

We no longer dare to believe in beauty and we make
of it a mere appearance in order the more easily to dispose of it.
- Hans Urs von Balthasar

In the United States three new methods of transportation
made their appearance at almost the same time -
the steamboat,
the canal boat, and the rail car.
- John Moody

Another thing: despite my youthful appearance,
I am quite capable of making decisions.
- Lara St.
John

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is
like putting lace on a bowling ball.
- Andrew Vachss

The Crosby family is sort of legendary for all of its
traumas and familial problems,
even though it has this appearance of being this perfect world.
It had quite a dark side to it.
- Denise Crosby


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