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Funny Apologizing Quotes
Funny Quotes about Apologizing

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Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
- Anonymous

Obama likes to quote great men but will never be a great man himself.
I can't stand it when our leader goes around apologizing for who we are.
- Joe Wurzelbacher

There's no point apologizing about where you come from.
- Colin Greenwood

President Obama should be championing American prominence,
not apologizing for it.
- Kevin Madden


 

A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

I hated Chris, my brother.
I would pull his hair and kick him, until one day my
father gave him permission to fight back.
I'll be apologizing to him for the rest of my life.
- Stevie Nicks

After my years in Hollywood, I got tired of apologizing
for work that really wasn't mine to begin with.
- Sue Grafton


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I'm not apologizing to anybody for anything.
- Antonio Davis

I just was apologizing for maybe being a little goofy.
- Guy Clark

Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly
apologizing for having large feet.
What wonder that later in life it should be inclined
to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to
apologize for being thin.
- Cathy Guisewite

A lot of Democrats are not that upset with Howard Dean.
Howard Dean gets out here and he says these inflammatory things,
and he doesn't apologize.
He doesn't back down a little bit.
- Gwen Ifill

It's great that I don't have to apologize about being over 26.
- Swoosie Kurtz

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up...
I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.
- Cher

It is a good rule in life never to apologize.
The right sort of people do not want apologies,
and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
- P. G. Wodehouse

My own family and thousands of other Japanese Americans
were interned during World War II.
It took our nation over 40 years to apologize.
- Mike Honda

I never apologize for my efforts to support worthy projects that Alabama.
- Richard Shelby

Never apologize for showing feeling.
When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.
- Jerome Corsi

I have to say that it's very few countries that are
willing to look back at its past and apologize for its act,
or make amends for its act, as the United States had one.
- Robert Matsui

You get to the middle of a take that's going really
well and the camera will run out of film.
They have to stop you, apologize and then you've got
to get things going all over again.
- David Morse

Americans want our leaders to defend our values,
our culture, our legacy of liberty and our way of life,
not apologize.
- Christine O'Donnell

I personally apologize to any person who felt anything
less than respected and valued by myself.
- Kevin Shelley

The first step is that the Cambodian government has
expressed sincerity to apologize for what happened.
- Thaksin Shinawatra

I apologize for my terrible interview skills.
- Heath Ledger

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
- Muhammad Ali

Never apologize, mister.
It's a sign of weakness.
- Frank S. Nugent

I won't apologize for ticket prices.
I think we're well worth it.
We consider ourselves in the elite touring acts,
like the Stones, Elton John, Paul McCartney.
- Glenn Frey

I didn't have anything to apologize for.
- Bernie Ebbers

I want to apologize to all of the people I have let
down because of my behavior which has reflected badly on my family,
friends, co-workers, business associates and others.
- Kate Moss

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean,
he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation,
and I will not trust the Bush administration again.
- Bill O'Reilly

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
- Ray Romano

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach -
murder,
rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
- Eric Stoltz

I apologize to coalition forces and all the families,
detainees, the families, America and all the soldiers.
- Lynndie England

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers,
mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?
- Jim Bakker

I've heard attacks were made on coalition forces because of those.
I apologize to the families of those who lost loved
ones or were injured because of the photos.
- Lynndie England

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as
we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
- Doug Coupland

Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people
always apologize to corpses?
- David Brin

I've spent my life hearing people trying to apologize for music.
- Mike Figgis

The Academy Awards was an amazing night.
I know I kind of lost my mind a little bit.
I apologize for that.
That night went so fast; I can't remember what I said or what happened.
- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

America's finest - our men and women in uniform,
are a force for good throughout the world,
and that is nothing to apologize for.
- Sarah Palin

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
- Ambrose Bierce

Never apologize.
Never explain.
Just get the thing done, and let them howl.
- Agnes Macphail

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry.
And it really is the least I can do.
- April Winchell

I apologize for lying to you.
I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
- Spiro T. Agnew

I'm going home now.
I apologize for what I said.
I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.
- Benjamin Day

Carry the battle to them.
Don't let them bring it to you.
Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything.
- Harry S. Truman

For many my behavior has been a major disappointment,
my behavior has caused considerable worry to my business partners,
and everyone involved in my business,
but most importantly to the young people we influence,
I apologize.
- Tiger Woods

I never, ever want to apologize for a film.
If it's bad I'll say it's my fault.
And that's what I can say so far in all the films that I've done,
that if you don't like it, it's entirely my fault.
- Ken Burns

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that
out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions.
If you're going to be strong on the radio,
you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff.
And you can't apologize for it.
- Howard Stern

We cannot erase what has been done.
We can apologize for it.
We can express our outrage.
We can say to the American people and to the people of the world,
this is not our way and we do not condone it,
but we cannot change it and we cannot erase it.
- Ben Nelson

A poor choice of words conveyed to some the impression
that I embrace the discarded policies of the past.
Nothing could be further from the truth,
and I apologize to anyone who was offended by my statement.
- Trent Lott

All of our forebears contributed to what South Africa has become.
That does not, however, mean that I must apologize
to anyone for being born a Zulu,
or for having that culture.
- Mangosuthu Buthelezi

Watching President Obama apologize last week for America's arrogance -
before a French audience that owes its freedom to the
sacrifices of Americans -
helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy
toward American values and traditions.
- Rick Santorum

As in any war, there have been dreadful mistakes and civilian casualties.
The difference is when Israelis kill innocents they apologize;
when Hezbollah kills innocents they celebrate.
- J. D. Hayworth

I liked the way my character, Shane,
was first introduced.
You get introduced to her through this sexual action,
and I thought that was so cool and just kind of summed
up what she enjoys and who she is,
to a certain extent.
She's a complete sexual being and the great thing is
that she doesn't apologize for it.
It's just who she is.
We rarely see women be able to do that on television.
- Katherine Moennig

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
- Jackie Mason

Apologizes are pointless, regrets come too late.
What matters is you can move, on you can grow.
- Kelsey Grammer

Griffin Bell later apologized to me for that decision.
- Julian Bond

Nixon's grand mistake was his failure to understand
that Americans are forgiving,
and if he had admitted error early and apologized to the country,
he would have escaped.
- Bob Woodward

I never apologized for anything in my life.
The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon.
If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie,
then I'm sorry for him.
- Vincent Gallo

Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me,
she couldn't believe it and said she thought it would be her.
All of them were really, really sorry that it happened to me.
- LaToya London

I can say whatever I want.
So do not bring the kids.
It's definitely rated R. - Kathy Griffin

Griffin, my brother, 11 months younger,
was sometimes the victim of my father's fury -
once Ryan famously knocked out his teeth.
- Tatum O'Neal

No, I love Montreal...
I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me...
I love the food there.
- Kathy Griffin

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike.
And judging, frankly.
Constantly judging.
- Kathy Griffin

That I would rather be in another business where a
bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.
- Merv Griffin

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
- Kathy Griffin

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
- Kathy Griffin


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