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Funny Anything Possible Quotes
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It is hardly possible to build anything,
if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.
- Lech Walesa

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance -
the idea that anything is possible.
- Ray Bradbury

With self-discipline most anything is possible.
- Theodore Roosevelt


 

If I were to wish for anything,
I should not wish for wealth and power,
but for the passionate sense of potential -
for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible.
Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
- Soren Kierkegaard

What SF can do better than anything else is show us
the range of our possible futures,
and what we can do to realize the good ones and avoid the nasty ones.
- Stanley Schmidt

I have never written anything in one draft,
not even a grocery list, although I have heard from
friends that this is actually possible.
- Connie Willis


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Here's proof that if you live long enough,
anything is possible.
- Barry Manilow

I think anything that is expressed directly and as
honestly as possible will last.
- Carlisle Floyd

Never let life impede on your ability to manifest your dreams.
Dig deeper into your dreams and deeper into yourself
and believe that anything is possible,
and make it happen.
- Corin Nemec

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination -
anything that is as far away from reality as is creatively possible.
- Steven Spielberg

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System,
it is now possible to travel across the country from
coast to coast without seeing anything.
- Charles Kuralt

You know how it is with drawers and labels in the music business.
They don't want anything to be complicated.
They just want it simple, as simple as possible.
- Mark McGrath

I sometimes feel like I could do another job.
Anything.
Maybe because as an actress you're playing different characters,
everything feels possible.
- Juliette Binoche

Anything is possible in this world.
I really believe that.
- Liza Minelli

The most efficient way to produce anything is to bring
together under one management as many as possible of
the activities needed to turn out the product.
- Peter Drucker

Is it possible that software is not like anything else,
that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point
is to always see it as a soap bubble?
- Alan Perlis

Americans...
still believe in an America where anything's possible -
they just don't think their leaders do.
- Barack Obama

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
- J. K. Rowling

Loving once and only once is possible -
anything is possible.
- Nicholas Sparks

I don't want anything to get in the way of me and my singing.
I want my mind as clear as possible.
- Bobby McFerrin

I wouldn't say anything is impossible.
I think that everything is possible as long as you
put your mind to it and put the work and time into it.
- Michael Phelps

Anything is possible as long as you have the passion.
- Guy Forget

I'm developing some other things in other genres,
including one dramatic piece.
So, anything's possible.
- Jay Roach

Don't turn away from possible futures before you're
certain you don't have anything to learn from them.
- Richard Bach

Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
- J. K. Rowling

People in the U.S.
will watch anything if it's put in front of their face over and over again.
I like to see what's possible, more than anything.
- Bode Miller

And I want to say anything is possible.
Comma.
You know.
- Frank Bruno

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.
- Miley Cyrus

Nature uses as little as possible of anything.
- Johannes Kepler

I was concerned about that, because I've always been
so specific about doing independent films,
but I've never done anything that's so genuinely and ridiculously fun.
And that's a great thing, for me to discover that that's possible.
- Sarah Polley

If children were brought up to become non-conformists
it would only ruin their lives.
So parents all over China who loved their children
told them to do as Chairman Mao said.
It was not possible to tell them anything else.
- Jung Chang

Forty-two years ago, I came to America from communist
Cuba so I might have a better way of life,
a freer way of life - a more democratic way of life.
I wanted to live the American Dream where if you worked
hard and put your mind to the task,
anything was possible.
- Mel Martinez

How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes,
such enchanted musical instruments as the ears,
and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain
can experience itself anything less than a god.
- Alan Watts

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier,
but the eating was harder.
I had to eat every two hours.
At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth.
Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible.
I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body
fat at the time was only,
like, 7.5%.
- Taylor Lautner

It's a matter of reducing the work to its very simplest possible state,
eliminating all of the things that lead away from the guts of the work,
the thing the work is really about.
Anything that's there must build towards its over-all
organization and meaning.
- Paul Cullen

I hate to admit that.
I want to win every race, but I know that's not possible.
To be in the top 25 is realistic if we have any luck this year.
But anything to be in the chase or something like that is very unrealistic.
- Roger Staubach

With the recent news that the State of Florida has
agreed to purchase 181,000 acres of U.S.
Sugar land, we have an historic opportunity for our
larger restoration efforts and for the people of Florida.
This too will not come without difficult challenges,
but it reminds us that anything is possible.
- Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Keep your dreams alive.
Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself,
vision, hard work, determination, and dedication.
Remember all things are possible for those who believe.
- Gail Devers

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain

If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra

Anyone who can worship a trinity
and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything.
- Robert A Heinlein

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Self-pity is our worst enemy
and if we yield to it,
we can never do anything wise in this world.
- Helen Keller

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Anything that costs you more hours of effort or worry
than it brings you hours of enjoyment
is a candidate for downsizing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung


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