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Funny Answers Quotes
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The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

The reason I talk to myself is because
I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- George Carlin

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts


 

Our desires always disappoint us;
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard

You need to make a commitment,
and once you make it,
then life will give you some answers.
- Les Brown

Nature puts no question and answers none which we mortals ask.
She has long ago taken her resolution.
- Henry David Thoreau


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Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers -
six if one went to Harvard.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

When you keep getting the wrong answers,
try asking better questions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Successful people ask better questions,
and as a result, they get better answers.
- Tony Robbins

We thought that we had the answers,
it was the questions we had wrong.
- Bono

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers
to the vibrations of beauty.
- Christopher Morley

The Answers of Spirit are far more powerful
than the Questions of our small minds.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
- Edgar Cayce

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
- Janis Joplin

There are many answers you have received
but have not yet heard.
- A Course In Miracles

There are no right answers to wrong questions.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

As long as one keeps searching, the answers come.
- Joan Baez

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Computers are useless.
They can only give you answers.
- Pablo Picasso

The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions.
- Susan Sontag

I never did very well in math - I could never seem
to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
- Calvin Trillin

The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers,
but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions.
- Antony Jay

Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking.
There is an almost universal quest
for easy answers and half-baked solutions.
Nothing pains some people more than having to think.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Master speaks more directly,
"If you want something done,
just relax, and see it as being done.
Better yet, when you see something done,
know that you intended it."
When I ask, "What if I don't like what I see done?",
He answers, "then deeply examine your intentions."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Find your balance and stand with it.
Find your song and sing it out.
Find your cadence and let it appear like a dance.
Find the questions that only you know how to ask and
The answers that you are content to not know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Remain in wonder if you want the mysteries to open up for you.
Mysteries never open up for those who go on questioning.
Questioners sooner or later end up in a library.
Questioners sooner or later end up with scriptures,
because scriptures are full of answers.
And answers are dangerous, they kill your wonder.
- Osho

A major difficulty is that the answer to the Riddle
of the Sphinx is partly a product of the answers that
we already have given to the riddle in its various forms.
- Gregory Bateson

I asked him a number of questions and I got some very interesting answers.
Ken's heroes, according to Christopher,
would be people like John Wayne, of course.
- Stacy Keach

What would it profit thee to be the first Of echoes,
tho thy tongue should live forever, A thing that answers,
but hath not a thought As lasting but as senseless as a stone.
- Frederick Tennyson

Some people think technology has the answers.
- Kevin Mitnick

Science goes from question to question;
big questions,
and little, tentative answers.
The questions as they age grow ever broader,
the answers are seen to be more limited.
- George Wald

If you ask questions that interest you,
you'll get answers that interest your audience.
- Kurt Loder

If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers.
- Lenny Kravitz

Asking the author of historical novels to teach you
about history is like expecting the composer of a melody
to provide answers about radio transmission.
- Lion Feuchtwanger

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while.
- Gina Gershon

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers,
he is one who asks the right questions.
- Claude Levi-Strauss

People don't want to be plagued by not knowing-they want answers.
- Michael Pitt

There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers.
We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.
- Ronald Reagan

The scientific mind does not so much provide the right
answers as ask the right questions.
- Claude Levi-Strauss

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
- Voltaire

Be willing to trust your instincts, especially if you
cannot find answers elsewhere.
- Brian Koslow

In addition to demanding answers and accountability
from the Veterans Administration,
Congress had to act to ensure veterans do not suffer
because of the actions of a federal agency.
- Doc Hastings

Many people today don't want honest answers insofar
as honest means unpleasant or disturbing,
They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety.
- Louis Kronenberger

If they can get you asking the wrong questions,
they don't have to worry about the answers.
- Thomas Pynchon

It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -
not people; to focus your energies on answers -
not excuses.
- William Arthur Ward

I don't say what God is, but a name That somehow answers
us when we are driven To feel and think how little
we have to do With what we are.
- Edwin A. Robinson

Questions are fiction, and answers are anything from
more fiction to science-fiction.
- Saul Steinberg

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
- James Thurber

The job is to ask questions-it always was-and to ask
them as inexorably as I can.
And to face the absence of precise answers with a certain humility.
- Arthur Miller

In order for answers to become clear,
the questions have to be clear.
- Abdolkarim Soroush

The world's philosophers and theologians searched for
answers to the same mysteries.
- Robert Vaughn

Colors answer feeling in man; shapes answer thought;
and motion answers will.
- John Sterling

If not for music, I would probably be a very frustrated scientist.
It's one way to answer the question,
'What is the meaning of life?' I feel music answers it better.
- Paula Cole

Philosophy: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
- Henry B. Adams

This is a physical thing that is fixable.
I know, I'm a survivor.
Believe me, there was no way I thought I could survive.
There are answers out there that need to be found.
- Marie Osmond

Asking the right questions takes as much skill as giving the right answers.
- Robert Half

When I photograph, what I'm really doing is seeking answers to things.
- Wynn Bullock

The great thing about The Clash of course is that they
keep searching for answers beyond that.
- Lester Bangs

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions,
be sure to do something with the answers.
- Bo Bennett

But I have to add - and this answers your other question -
this catholicity in time and in space is only meaningful for me if there is,
at the same time, a concentration on the Gospel.
- Hans Kung

I don't see myself being special; I just see myself
having more responsibilities than the next man.
People look to me to do things for them,
to have answers.
- Tupac Shakur

A man doesn't have to have all the answers;
children will teach him how to parent them,
and in the process will teach him everything he needs to know about life.
- Frank Pittman

I was asking Charlie the most important questions,
and you heard the answers.
- Edgar Bergen

And what I wanted to do was, I wanted to explore problems
and areas where we didn't have answers.
In fact, where we didn't even know the right questions to ask.
- Donald Johanson

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
- Robin Williams

It's most presumptuous to believe we already know all
the answers and will never get any more big surprises.
- Stanley Schmidt

I like to write about things about which I have no answers,
questions that trouble me.
These things trouble me.
- Paul Haggis

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb;
rather,
most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions
that I was interested in-or they didn't care.
- Dean Kamen

In the last analysis, it is our conception of death
which decides our answers to all the questions that life puts to us.
- Dag Hammarskjold


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