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Funny Angels Quotes
Funny Quotes about Angels

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Angels can fly because they can take themselves lightly.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
- James Madison

It is better to conquer yourself
than to win a thousand battles.
Then the victory is yours.
It cannot be taken from you,
not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
- The Buddha


 

Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk.
- Raymond Inmon

We are each of us angels with only one wing,
and we can only fly by embracing one another.
- Lucretius

If instead of a gem, or even a flower,
we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend,
that would be giving as the angels give.
- George MacDonald


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Peace is the first thing the angels sang.
- John Keble

Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
- Thomas Carlyle

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Anonymous

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

I feel no need for any other faith
than my faith in the kindness of human beings.
I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it
that I cannot think of heaven and angels.
- Pearl S. Buck

Cloud Animals: Be a Child Again.
I remember warm summer afternoons,
laying in the shade of a maple tree in the back yard
of my Connecticut home watching the clouds for hours.
As those clouds formed dragons and foxes, clowns and angels,
I traveled across space and time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are choirs singing in your head.
If you listen, you will hear the music.
It is the song of angels.
Pay no attention to the sounds of the world.
They are just noises, and even when
added up all together
they have no value, make no sense.
Strain to hear the song of angels.
Listen to the melody within your soul.
- Neale Donald Walsch

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden,
a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it.
You and you alone make me feel that I am alive.
Other men it is said have seen angels,
but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
- George Edward Moore

Reputation is what men and women think of us;
character is what God and angels know of us.
- Thomas Paine

Adam was placed in Paradise in perfect estate,
and in the company of God's angels; God walked and did talk with him.
He heard the voice, and beheld the presence of God.
- John Jewel

Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where
we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.
- Jim Morrison

For why should we not admire more the angels themselves
and the blessed choirs of heaven?
- Giovanni Pico della Mirandola

I believe in angels, so it's simple.
- Isabelle Adjani

San Francisco has just blown us all away.
I also understand Angels in America didn't do well there.
- Chita Rivera

This also is a part of the teaching of the Church,
that there are certain angels of God,
and certain good influences, which are His servants
in accomplishing the salvation of men.
- Origen

It is not known precisely where angels dwell whether in the air,
the void, or the planets.
It has not been God's pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.
- Voltaire

My delight and thy delight Walking, like two angels white,
In the gardens of the night.
- Robert Bridges

People who act like angels ought to have angels to deal with.
- Samuel Richardson

Pride is still aiming at the best houses:
Men would be angels,
angels would be gods.
Aspiring to be gods, if angels fell;
aspiring to be angels men rebel.
- Alexander Pope

They talk like angels but they live like men.
- St.
Jerome

I think it's one of the scars in our culture that we
have too high an opinion of ourselves.
We align ourselves with the angels instead of the higher primates.
- Angela Carter

I do not want to be the angel of any home:
I want for myself what I want for other women,
absolute equality.
After that is secured, then men and women can take turns being angels.
- Agnes Macphail

Man was created a little lower than the angels and
has bin getting a little lower ever since.
- Josh Billings

If man is only a little lower than the angels,
the angels should reform.
- Mary Wilson Little

There was no club but the Hells Angels as far as I was concerned.
- Chuck Zito

Believers, look up - take courage.
The angels are nearer than you think.
- Billy Graham

Those who consider the Devil to be a partisan of Evil
and angels to be warriors for Good accept the demagogy of the angels.
Things are clearly more complicated.
- Milan Kundera

So it just goes to show you that it was always the Hells Angels first.
They were the originals and all other clubs try and
imitate what the Hells Angels have already done.
- Chuck Zito

We are never like angels till our passion dies.
- John Denham

Yes, love indeed is light from heaven;
A spark of that immortal fire with angels shared,
by Allah given to lift from earth our low desire.
- Lord Byron

Ask anyone committed to Marxist analysis how many angels on the head of a pin,
and you will be asked in return to never mind the angels,
tell me who controls the production of pins.
- Joan Didion

They're called "angels" because they're in heaven until the reviews come out.
- Barbra Streisand

You didn't hear the angels singing.
It was brought down to Mother Earth,
which is where it should be.
And that led me to a lot of other reading.
- Harvey Keitel

Naturally we would prefer seven epiphanies a day and
an earth not so apparently devoid of angels.
- Jim Harrison

It may be that when the angels go about their task praising God,
they play only Bach.
I am sure, however, that when they are together en
famille they play Mozart.
- Karl Barth

Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where
pigs would die of disgust.
- Kenneth Rexroth

To preach more than half an hour, a man should be an
angel himself or have angels for hearers.
- George Whitefield

Law describes the way things would work if men were angels.
- Christopher Dawson

It was pride that changed angels into devils;
it is humility that makes men as angels.
- Saint Augustine

Whether the angels play only Bach praising God,
I am not quite sure.
I am sure, however, that en famille they play Mozart.
- Karl Barth

We are ne'er like angels till our passion dies.
- Thomas Dekker

I'm in California a lot; I go overseas sometimes and
I meet more Hells Angels than other Angels do.
- Chuck Zito

Could we forbear dispute, and practise love,
We should agree as angels do above.
- Edmund Waller

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing.
I don't want to say I don't believe in God,
but I don't think I do.
But I believe in people who do.
- Billy Connolly

God's angels often protect his servants from potential enemies.
- Billy Graham

The near stillness recalls what is forgotten,
extinct angels.
- Georg Trakl

An angel's arm can't snatch me from the grave;
legions of angels can't confine me there.
- Edward Young

I like to refer to my years with the Angels as the foundation of my career.
- Nolan Ryan

We do nods to Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible
because they are popular with our fan base.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

We are not angels.
Nor are we the devils you have made us out to be.
- Slobodan Milosevic

Sickness, insanity and death were the angels that surrounded
my cradle and they have followed me throughout my life.
- Edvard Munch

Disease, insanity, and death were the angels that attended my cradle,
and since then have followed me throughout my life.
- Edvard Munch

Its visits, like those of angels, short,
and far between.
- Robert Blair

Men would be angels, angels would be gods.
- Alexander Pope

I just want to say, good night, sweet prince,
may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
- Harry Dean Stanton

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.
- Anna Lee

Angels are like diamonds.
They can't be made, you have to find them.
Each one is unique.
- Jaclyn Smith

The nurses were all angels in my eyes.
- Randy Castillo

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure,
a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth,
a link between angels and men.
- Martin Farquhar Tupper

But men must know, that in this theatre of man's life
it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on.
- Francis Bacon

Our acts our angels are, for good or ill,
our fatal shadows that walk by us still.
- John Fletcher

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us,
and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us,
and we only know them when they are gone.
- George Eliot

Now all the knowledge and wisdom that is in creatures,
whether angels or men, is nothing else but a participation of that one eternal,
immutable and increased wisdom of God.
- Ralph Cudworth

I don't see how I possibly could have come from where
I entered the planet to where I am now if there had
not been angels along the way.
- Della Reese


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