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Funny Alive Quotes
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Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Life was meant to be lived,
and curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason,
turn his back on life.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace


 

I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead.
- Jewel

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

Don't ask yourself what the world needs;
ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
- Howard Thurman


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Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy.
To be alive means to have a sense of humor.
- Osho

I have no money, no resources, no hopes.
I am the happiest man alive.
- Henry Miller

We're so engaged in doing things
to achieve purposes of outer value
that we forget the inner value,
the rapture that is associated
with being alive, is what it is all about.
- Joseph Campbell

By having a reverence for life,
we enter into a spiritual relation with the world.
By practicing reverence for life we become good, deep, and alive.
- Albert Schweitzer

Every creature is better alive than dead,
men and moose and pine trees,
and he who understands it aright
will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
- Henry David Thoreau

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing,
and that is that I know nothing.
- Socrates

We can only be said to be truly alive in those moments
when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
- Thornton Wilder

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
- Peter Ustinov

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

The full measure of a man is
not to be found in the man himself,
but in the colors and textures that
come alive in others because of him.
- Albert Schweitzer

You hurt because you're alive.
- the 2010 movie Charlie St. Cloud

The poet is one who is able to keep
the fresh vision of the child alive.
- Anais Nin

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
- Edward W. Howe

What can you say about a society that says that God
is dead and Elvis is alive?
- Irv Kupcinet

The spirit of resistance to government
is so valuable on certain occasions
that I wish it to be always kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
- e. e. cummings

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home,
I've done my job.
- Roseanne Barr

To know what you prefer
instead of humbly saying Amen
to what the world tells you you ought to prefer,
is to have kept your soul alive.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn
care and vehicle maintenance.
- Tim Allen

Society is based on the assumption that everyone is
alike and no one is alive.
- Hugh Kingsmill

We who engage in nonviolent direct action
are not the creators of tension.
We merely bring to the surface
the hidden tension that is already alive.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings
his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
- Peter De Vries

I get bored very easily, ...
I have a voracious appetite and I do not feel alive
if I'm repeating something I'm good at.
So I'm always looking for new challenges.
- Jewel

By respect for life we become religious in a way
that is elementary, profound and alive.
- Albert Schweitzer

To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake
is to be continually thrown out of the nest.
- Pema Chodron

To be a Christian without prayer
is no more possible than to be alive without breathing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden,
a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it.
You and you alone make me feel that I am alive.
Other men it is said have seen angels,
but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
- George Edward Moore

If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy,
if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you,
if the simple things in nature have a message you understand,
Rejoice, for your soul is alive.
- Eleanora Duse

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic,
but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs,
you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death,
and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully,
or you're not alive.
- Mel Brooks

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson

Posthumous charities are the very essence of selfishness
when bequeathed by those who,
even alive, would part with nothing.
- Charles Caleb Colton

As a child, what captivated me was reading the poems
myself and realizing that there was a world without
material substance which was nevertheless as alive as any other.
- Mary Oliver

I've always done 20 things at once.
It's my way of staying alive, not to keep one dish cooking,
but several dishes going.
And I'm pretty organized.
- Patrice Leconte

The patient is in intensive care but still alive.
- Javier Perez de Cuellar

It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy.
The pursuit of happiness is a great activity.
One must be open and alive.
It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.
- Robert Herrick

Make sure you love what you do or it will eat you alive.
- Alannah Myles

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy
to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.
- Orlando A. Battista

Wonderful invention, the phonograph.
Keeps a man alive long after he's dead.
- P. J. Wolfson

By the end of the week, if I'm still alive,
I get to write whatever I want about it all.
- Michael Musto

I think the potential for man is so enormous,
if we can stay alive long enough, we're going to be
seeing a lot of what Star Trek is projecting.
- Brent Spiner

When we are not sure, we are alive.
- Graham Greene

All good music, whatever its date, is ageless -
as alive and significant today as it was when it was written.
- Peter Warlock

I would say that I would do the same thing with any
other members of the rascals that are still alive.
- Tommy Bond

These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper,
but minds alive on the shelves.
- Gilbert Highet

I'm not altogether certain that a fundamentalism of
necessity has to argue that it is the only reading
of the human experience in order to stay alive.
- Chaim Potok

But, on the other hand, if Schubert were alive today,
he would find even richer fields to plow.
- Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

The universe is dynamic.
When we are creative, we are the most alive and in touch with it.
- Brad Dourif

Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible,
and truly it seems that we are never so alive as when
we concern ourselves with other people.
- Harry Chapin

All we can do is keep going up against then as long
as Ray is alive because when he dies it will not be
possible to establish the truth of his innocence in a court of law.
- William Pepper

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I now have two kids of my own in college,
so I know how important it is that we keep the dream
alive for every family and I share the concern about rising tuition costs.
- Mark Kennedy

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place,
a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- W. C. Fields

My family, you know, are all still, you know,
very close.
We're all still very close.
Mom and Daddy are still alive.
So, what more can you ask for? Your kids are healthy.
- Reba McEntire

We want to keep the actual Civil War experience alive.
- Bobby Riggs

Public radio is alive and kicking, it always has been.
- Harold Brodkey

I'm in a weird band.
We've done very well.
The American Dream is alive and well.
- Gene Simmons

Writing with you is the only thing that keeps me alive.
- David Hackworth

I had to do what I had to do to keep my family alive.
Period.
- Art Modell

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy
as they did after feudalism.
You perform it.
If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.
- Timothy Leary

Good dreams don't come cheap, you've got to pay for
them and If you just dream when you're asleep this
is no way for them to come alive...
to survive.
- Harry Chapin

To have the sense of creative activity is the great
happiness and the great proof of being alive.
- Matthew Arnold

When you are present, the world is truly alive.
- Natalie Goldberg


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