Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes.

Hint: keep it simple, like life twain




Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

Funny Quotes about Life
Funny Quotes about Life | Funny Love Quotes | Links | About
Search:   A-   B-   Ca-   Co-   D-   E-   F-   G-   H-    I-    J-K-L   M-   N-O   Pa-   Pr-   Q-R   Sa-   Sk-   T-   U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Funny Agreement Quotes
Funny Quotes about Agreement

Let these funny Agreement Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Unless both sides win,
no agreement can be permanent.
- Jimmy Carter

Some single mind must be master,
else there will be no agreement in anything.
- Abraham Lincoln

The United States strongly seeks a lasting agreement
for the discontinuance of nuclear weapons tests.
We believe that this would be an important step toward reduction
of international tensions and would open the way
to further agreement on substantial measures of disarmament.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


 

Of all that is good, sublimity is supreme.
Succeeding is the coming together of all that is beautiful.
Furtherance is the agreement of all that is just.
Perseverance is the foundation of all actions.
- Lao Tzu

Money is not real.
It is a conscious agreement on measuring value.
- John Ralston Saul

Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of
subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence.
Civilization is the subordination of the latter to the former.
- Karl Kraus


Get a Funny Quote of the Day each day by email or in your feed reader.

 Subscribe in a reader -- or
Enter your email address:




Delivered by FeedBurner


My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Roseanne Barr

Facing inward, join hands so as to form a small circle.
Then, without moving from their places they sing the opening song,
according to previous agreement, in a soft undertone.
- James Mooney

A comparison between the triplets tentatively deduced
by these methods with the changes in amino acid sequence
produced by mutation shows a fair measure of agreement.
- Francis Crick

It was not possible to broadcast any of that because
of an agreement between Jackson and the family.
Our legal advice was that we could not broadcast it.
- Martin Bashir

I am sure the majority of Iranians want a peace agreement
with Israel and want Iran to integrate with the international
community and accept its universal values.
- Moshe Katsav

It is a rare piece of legislation indeed where there
is so much agreement about the goals.
- Mike Pence

Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely
dismantle all weapons of mass destruction,
and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement.
- Barbara Boxer

I am formally accountable to the steering board of the PIC,
and I meet with nine ambassadors from the PIC every week.
I have to have the capitals' broad agreement with what I do.
- Paddy Ashdown

You'll find individuals agreeing on this,
but when they get into collective societies and larger
groups they find it difficult to achieve group agreement.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Free nations with different histories,
economies and a vast amount of stubborn pride will
never achieve complete agreement,
even when they desire the same objectives.
- Arthur H. Sulzberger

Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.
- Lord Edward Cecil

Harmony is pure love, for love is complete agreement.
- Lope de Vega

We had an eyeball-to-eyeball agreement at a restaurant before I came back that,
if I came back, he would never talk to me that way
again or I was simply saying no.
- Andrea Mackris

It has been the way of Rotary to focus thought upon
matters in which members are in agreement,
rather than upon matters in which they are in disagreement.
- Paul Harris

We have to make sure the Good Friday Agreement works.
- Gerry Adams

My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both.
They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.
- Frederick II

In addition to the clean coal provisions,
the energy conference agreement contains provisions
instrumental in helping increase conservation and lowering consumption.
- Jerry Costello

An agreement cannot be the result of an imposition.
- Nestor Kirchner

All the best have something in common,
a regard for reality, an agreement to its primacy over the imagination.
- Wislawa Szymborska

A marriage contract to me is as binding as any in business,
and I have always believed in sticking to an agreement.
- Paul Getty

There is no consensus even today on the merits of Napoleon -
and certainly no agreement on the rights and wrongs
of the origins of the First World War.
- Douglas Hurd

The agreement to place the binational planning group
at our new Northern Command was also signed in December.
- Paul Cellucci

Fashion is a social agreement.
the result of a consensus of a large group of people.
- Stella Blum

There is nothing more likely to start disagreement
among people or countries than an agreement.
- E. B. White

In fact, there was general agreement that minds can
exist on nonbiological substrates and that algorithms
are of central importance to the existence of minds.
- Vernor Vinge

The compact which exists between the North and the
South is a covenant with death and an agreement with hell.
- William Lloyd Garrison

Some think the worst horrors of war might be avoided
by an international agreement not to use atomic bombs.
This is a vain hope.
- John Boyd Orr

It is not worth the paper it is written on unless it
is backed by the kind of force that will make the other
side consider the penalties too heavy to break the agreement.
- Yitzhak Rabin

Therefore they should come to the table and reach an
agreement that would protect their identity.
- John Hume

And since Italy was involved in the space station as
well as signed an agreement with NASA.
And when the possibility to enter the 1996 Mission Specialist class.
- Umberto Guidoni

Any agreement that you have isn't going to be based
on North Korea's intentions or trust.
- Mitchell Reiss

If we had in this room a hundred teachers,
good teachers from good schools, and asked them to
define the word education,
there would be very little general agreement.
- William Glasser

Beneath all differences of doctrine or discipline there
exists a fundamental agreement as to the simple,
absolute essentials in religion.
- Julia Ward Howe

When people are divided, the only solution is agreement.
- John Hume

We had many more points of agreement than we had points of difference,
but we did differ, and the bigger we got,
the more insistent we got that each one of us should have his way.
- Paul Simon

Politics and the pulpit are terms that have little agreement.
- Edmund Burke

We believe that we should come to an agreement with the Palestinians.
But we need two to tango.
- Silvan Shalom

What we call reality is an agreement that people have
arrived at to make life more livable.
- Louise Berliawsky Nevelson

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
- Jim Bishop

Large-scale public projects require the agreement of large numbers of people.
- Thom Mayne

I can do whatever I want.
They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time.
I may tell them that they are wrong,
and we will come to an agreement.
- Bill Budge

The band cannot sign to another label or even put out
its own material unless they are released from their agreement,
which never happens.
- Steve Albini

The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and
entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within
it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin.
- Gerry Adams

Too much agreement kills the chat.
- John Jay Chapman

The logical thing is to implement the Arab Defense Agreement.
- Bashar al-Assad

As far as the sovereignty of Bosnia-Hercegovina is
concerned we agreed to have limited sovereignty for
a limited time and that is clear from the Dayton Agreement.
- Alija Izetbegovic

Victor and vanquished never unite in substantial agreement.
- Tacitus

I can't accept collective responsibility for the decision
to commit Britain now to military action in Iraq without
international agreement or domestic support.
- Robin Cook

Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in
which there is much agreement,
much disputation, and yet more personal liking.
- George Eliot

At Geneva, the neutral states were often in agreement
concerning the preliminaries for Genoa,
and Genoa itself was marked by a quite natural mutual exchange of ideas.
- Hjalmar Branting

It has been one of my difficulties, in arguing this
question out of doors with friends or strangers,
that I rarely find any intelligible agreement as to the object of the war.
- Richard Cobden

Our will makes constantly a sort of agreement with the world,
whereby, if the world will continually show some respect to the will,
the will shall consent to be strenuous in its industry.
- Josiah Royce

I'm very excited about my new agreement with the Heat.
This contract allows me to address all of my family's
long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the
ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship.
- Shaquille O'Neal

I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately,
and despite other impressions, that we can't have full
sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental
agreement on the question of the primacy,
that still isn't there.
- Karl Lehmann

If we are all in agreement on the decision -
then I propose we postpone further discussion of this
matter until our next meeting to give ourselves time
to develop disagreement and perhaps gain some understanding
of what the decision is all about.
- Alfred P. Sloan

Any Congressional agreement of an arbitrary time table
to bring our troops home before we have accomplished
our mission is unacceptable and could potentially increase
the risk to our soldiers.
- James T. Walsh

The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions,
involving the DUP for the first time,
about a comprehensive agreement which would see all
outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday
Agreement implemented in full.
- Gerry Adams

Proportion is that agreeable harmony between the several parts of a building,
which is the result of a just and regular agreement of them with each other;
the height to the width,
this to the length, and each of these to the whole.
- Marcus V. Pollio

When a peace agreement is concluded between the Lebanese government and Israel,
we would surely disagree with the Lebanese government about that,
but we would not make any turmoil out of it.
- Hassan Nasrallah

We want to see Israel withdraw from our territory.
But we don't want to be accountable vis-a-vis Israel on the security basis,
because we don't see, in the absence of a peace agreement,
that Lebanon can really be accountable to Israel if anything happens.
- Rafik Hariri

The production of wealth is the result of agreement
between labor and capital,
between employer and employed.
Its distribution, therefore, will follow the law of its creation,
or great injustice will be done.
- Leland Stanford

Truth cannot be defined or tested by agreement with 'the world';
for not only do truths differ for different worlds
but the nature of agreement between a world apart from
it is notoriously nebulous.
- Nelson Goodman

Proponents of the Central America Free Trade Agreement
have conveniently ignored this fundamental fact:
the effect of trade on incomes in Central America and
how to alleviate the adverse consequences of trade
liberalization on the poor.
- Stephen F. Lynch

Meetings are a great trap.
Soon you find yourself trying to get agreement and
then the people who disagree come to think they have a right to be persuaded.
However, they are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
- John Kenneth Galbraith


Thank you for visiting: Funny Agreement Quotes - Funny Quotes about Agreement.

Please sign up on the form below to receive
my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes.

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.


Funny Quotes

 


All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.