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Funny Advancing Quotes
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The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

To him who, though by no means near the end,
is yet advancing, He is the way; to him who has put
off all that is dead He is the life.
- Origen

So one begins to wonder what is going to happen to the human race.
Technology keeps on advancing with greater and greater power,
either for good or for destruction.
- David Bohm

If was, increased by a lack of railways in Russia -
for bringing up supplies to our advancing troops.
- Gerd von Rundstedt


 

Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection.
Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path,
for they draw only corrupt blood.
- Khalil Gibran

The age we live in is a busy age; in which knowledge
is rapidly advancing towards perfection.
- Jeremy Bentham

Human beings and their actions constitute the advancing front,
the surging crest of an ongoing movement that never stops.
- Corliss Lamont


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My satisfaction comes from my commitment to advancing a better world.
- Faye Wattleton

The new soft totalitarianism that is advancing on the
left wants to have a state religion It is an atheist,
nihilistic religion - but it is a religion that is obligatory for all.
- Rocco Buttiglione

I think it's critical that you feel you're working
for a person who is committed to advancing your career.
- Andrea Jung

Politics is about the improvement of people's lives.
It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice
in our country and the world.
Politics is about doing well for the people.
- Paul Wellstone

We pride ourselves as being top, really,
on the African ladder...
We feel that we have actually been advancing rather than going backwards.
- Robert Mugabe

The European Union is the world's most successful invention for advancing peace.
- John Bruton

Imperfection clings to a person, and if they wait till
they are brushed off entirely,
they would spin for ever on their axis,
advancing nowhere.
- Thomas Carlyle

The first feminine feature that goes,
with advancing age, is the neck.
- Gloria Swanson

Progress lies not in enhancing what is,
but in advancing toward what will be.
- Khalil Gibran

The rise or fall of wages is common to all states of society,
whether it be the stationary, the advancing,
or the retrograde state.
- David Ricardo

Slumber not in the tents of your fathers.
The world is advancing.
- Giuseppe Mazzini

As a civil rights leader, Mrs.
King's vision of racial peace and nonviolent social
change was a fortifying staple in advancing the civil rights movement.
- James T. Walsh

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
- Douglas MacArthur

Our alliances and our credibility are crucial elements
of our working capital in advancing America's interests in the world,
and they have been eroded over the last four years.
- Patrick Leahy

The McCarthy boys, at the proper moment,
gave orders to fire upon the advancing enemy.
- Buffalo Bill

While the men of the steel industry were going through
blood and gas in defense of their rights and their
homes and their families,
elsewhere on the far-flung C.I.O.
front the hosts of labor were advancing and intelligent
and permanent progress was being made.
- John L. Lewis

By helping readers understand these mechanics,
I hope they will appreciate why freedom is for everyone,
why it is essential for our security and why the free
world plays a critically important role in advancing
democracy around the globe.
- Natan Sharansky

Our markets have not achieved their great successes
as a result of government fiat,
but rather through efforts of competing interests working
to meet the demands of investors and to fulfill the
promises posed by advancing technology.
- Arthur Levitt

The EU and the U.S.
often work together to develop international standards.
This is the case in fighting terrorism and transnational crime,
advancing trade liberalization, and combating piracy
and intellectual property violations.
- John Bruton

Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs,
rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys,
advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm,
retreating to the corner of arm and knee,
eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant
brilliance of the Christmas tree.
- Frank Howard Clark

What convinces is conviction.
Believe in the argument you're advancing.
If you don't you're as good as dead.
The other person will sense that something isn't there,
and no chain of reasoning, no matter how logical or elegant or brilliant,
will win your case for you.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

In these days when science is clearly in the saddle
and when our knowledge of disease is advancing at a breathless pace,
we are apt to forget that not all can ride and that
he also serves who waits and who applies what the horseman discovers.
- Harvey Cushing

And, that's what I truly believe that we're doing when
we're advancing scientific knowledge is we're someday making the world better.
Not only for our children, but for all people after that.
- Duane G. Carey

Black leadership has to recognize that principles more than speech,
character more than a claim, is greater in advancing
the cause of our liberation than what has transpired thus far.
- Louis Farrakhan

This part of Brazil offered the curious spectacle of a great evil,
which has been long suffered to exist and is now advancing,
gradually yet surely, to that state which must entail
inevitable destruction on the existing Government of the country.
- George Grey

Our people can draw on the tremendous strides made in recent years,
not only in terms of advancing themselves spiritually and materially,
but also in having weathered social and economic turbulence,
triggered, in the main, by factors not of their own creation.
- Denzil Douglas

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror
which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

To raise new questions, new possibilities,
to regard old problems from a new angle,
requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.
- Albert Einstein

Could I have but a line a century hence crediting a
contribution to the advance of peace,
I would yield every honor which has been accorded by war.
- Douglas MacArthur

It is not possible for civilization to
flow backwards while there is youth in the world.
Youth may be headstrong,
but it will advance its allotted length.
- Helen Keller

Women have a lot to say about how to advance women's rights,
and governments need to learn from that,
listen to the movement and respond.
- Charlotte Bunch

You can't say civilization don't advance...
in every war they kill you in a new way.
- Will Rogers

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.
- John Dewey

Gratitude in advance is the most powerful
creative force in the universe.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.
- Winston Churchill

Your point of view sets you up well in advance
for how you view the events as they unfold.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true
were really true, there would be little hope of advance.
- Orville Wright

If you advance confidently in the direction of your dreams
and endeavor to leave the life which you have imagined,
you will you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

However carefully we plan our future,
we are always climbing the steps to nowhere.
While it is important to our happiness
that we have an intent for our lives,
it is equally crucial to accept in advance
that we truly have no idea how our lives will turn out -
and that is good.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It therefore become essential for the future of Judaism
itself that its advancement should be correlated with
a similar effort to advance the cause of religion generally.
- Louis Finkelstein

With guests who are 'in the middle of the fight,'
we're able to hear their point-of-view on the topics,
as well as advance our own feelings.
- Sean Hannity

As we advance in life we learn the limits of our abilities.
- Henry Ford

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom.
- George W. Bush

I would point out that the cultural advance of these
people has been suppressed in the past and continues
to be suppressed in the present by policies designed
to keep them in ignorance.
- Hideki Tojo

It's important to see how we can advance in healing wounds.
- Ricardo Lagos

The President and the Democrats on Congress have exploited
the financial crisis to advance their socialist big government tax,
spend and borrow agenda.
- Bradley A. Blakeman

On the 28th the ship's company received two months pay in advance,
and on the following morning we worked out to St.
Helen's, where we were obliged to anchor.
- William Bligh

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions,
but laws and institutions must go hand in hand
with the progress of the human mind.
As that becomes more developed, more enlightened,
as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered
and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances,
institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
- Thomas Jefferson [inscribed in the Jefferson Memorial]

Progress, of the best kind, is comparatively slow.
Great results cannot be achieved at once;
and we must be satisfied to advance in life as we walk,
step by step.
- Samuel Smiles

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved
the absolute rejection of authority.
- Thomas Huxley

If I planned everything out in advance,
I'd expire of boredom.
- Peter Straub

Imagination is as vital to any advance in science as
learning and precision are essential for starting points.
- Percival Lowell

We can provide beta software to our developers in advance of the general public.
We can easily link up with external partners,
customers, and suppliers.
- Jim Barksdale

If there is technological advance without social advance,
there is, almost automatically, an increase in human misery.
- Michael Harrington

If I had a plot that was all set in advance,
why would I want go through the agony of writing the
novel? A novel is a kind of exploration and discovery,
for me at any rate.
- Chaim Potok

I didn't see myself as any advance guard,
or feminist.
- Ida Lupino

I get to the theatre in plenty of time;
I prepare my shoes in advance; I eat and drink the
right things at the right time.
The rest you have to leave to luck!
- Deborah Bull

If they exert it not for good, they will for evil;
if they advance not knowledge,
they will perpetuate ignorance.
- Frances Wright

The substantial uncertainty about the path of asset
price movements going forward necessarily reduces the
case for altering policy in advance of the move.
- Timothy Geithner

Nobody knew in advance that in vitro fertilization would be,
by and large, safe.
- Leon Kass

You should pull him back besides in all the lines before the quarter,
just as you make the others advance.
- William Cavendish

Those thoughts are truth which guide us to beneficial
interaction with sensible particulars as they occur,
whether they copy these in advance or not.
- William James

Because the better an organization is at fulfilling its purpose,
the more it attracts people who see the organization
as an opportunity to advance themselves.
- Robert Shea

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing
everything I wrote in advance.
- Mark Millar


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