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Funny Actions Quotes
Funny Quotes about Actions

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Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

If we want to direct our lives,
we must take control of our consistent actions.
It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives,
but what we do consistently.
- Anthony Robbins

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us
what he thinks, but by his actions.
- Isaac Bashevis Singe

Guilt is about actions or behavior;
while shame is about the self.
- "Dr. Sanity"


 

We CHOOSE our actions, thoughts, and feelings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dreams pass into the reality of action.
From the actions stems the dream again;
and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
- Anais Nin

Strong convictions precede great actions.
- James Freeman Clarke


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All decisions and all actions
(and inactions) have consequences -
not rightness or wrongness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All these primary impulses,
not easily described in words,
are the springs of man's actions.
- Albert Einstein

We censor our actions, but
our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We will have to repent in this generation,
not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people,
but for the appalling silence of the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
- Harold S. Geneen

Affirmation:
I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams

I unconditionally forgive everyone for all hurt
that I have ever experienced in the presence of their actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most of the images of reality on which we base our
actions are really based on vicarious experience.
- Albert Bandura

It is not the magnitude of our actions
but the amount of love
that is put into them that matters.
- Mother Teresa

Your love is more powerful
than your words or your actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you are impeccable, you take
responsibility for your actions,
but you do not judge or blame yourself.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Our actions are constrained by fear of reprisal,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Balance happens when I invite it to happen
with my intentional actions and my guided perspective.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Words are also actions,
and actions are a kind of words.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting
on his past actions and their motives -
of approving of some and disapproving of others.
- Charles Darwin

He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak.
Strong convictions precede great actions.
- Louisa May Alcott

I am responsible for my thoughts, my beliefs, and my actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Each of us is burdened by an unlimited number of
expectations (demands) that we hold for the actions of others.
We "know" that there is a right way to do things,
and are often outraged when our expectations are not met.
Usually, we are unaware that we merely
have a strong opinion and point-of-view,
and are sure that we know how everything is supposed to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What power there is in our service when our actions
line up with our mission, skills and joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
All life is an experiment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Actions speak louder than words.
- Proverb

Society censors our actions,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not allow obligation or immediacy to
bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When our thoughts - which bring actions -
are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white,
we are in a living hell.
That is as real as hell will ever be.
- George Washington Carver

We all tend to measure our worth by what we DO -
the actions we take.
We also highly value what we SAY.
However, the greatest impact we have
on our family, our friends,
and our world is our kindness and love.
A bowl of soup served with love
is a greater gift than a steak dinner served brusquely.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I know my country has not perfected itself.
At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty
and equality for all of our people.
We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times
when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.
- Barack Obama

Never do anything that taints your mind.
Wrong actions cause negative or evil mental vibrations
that are reflected in your whole appearance and personality.
Engage in those actions and thoughts that nurture
the good qualities you want to have.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

While it is natural to feel some degree of
need for the approval of others, be careful.
If you find yourself unwilling to
take actions that others disapprove of,
you have lost control of your own life
and have given your destiny to others.
An excessive need-for-approval
is a sign of low self-esteem,
and in severe cases, a condition termed co-dependency.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Of all that is good, sublimity is supreme.
Succeeding is the coming together of all that is beautiful.
Furtherance is the agreement of all that is just.
Perseverance is the foundation of all actions.
- Lao Tzu

Manage through the uncertainties.
Practice appropriate actions and participate in healthy choices.
Value and celebrate the loyalty of the individuals around you:
celebrate their competencies and successes, as well as your own.
Build up your circle and reinforce it at every opportunity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
- Anonymous

Have a talk with your mind
(it really is something separate from yourself).
Lay down the law.
"My life begins TODAY.
I am like a newborn.
I have what I have today;
I have my fingers, my toes,
some people in my life,
some material and financial state.
Yesterday is only a dream -
perhaps a nightmare,
perhaps a cherished memory,
but only a dream - nothing more.
I will make all decisions and actions based solely
on what I have today as a starting point."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Choose the whole of your environment, things and events,
based upon the value, meaning and function they hold.
Do not allow obligation or immediacy
to bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
All life is an experiment.
The more experiments you make the better.
What if they are a little coarse,
and you may get your coat soiled or torn?
What if you do fail, and get fairly rolled
in the dirt once or twice.
Up again, you shall never be so afraid of a tumble.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I unconditionally forgive everyone for all hurt
that I have ever experienced in the presence of their actions.
I unconditionally forgive myself for everything that I have ever done,
said, or thought that has caused me harm or suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Reflective abstraction, however, is based not on individual
actions but on coordinated actions.
- Jean Piaget

But individuals and firms spend an enormous amount
of resources acquiring information,
which affects their beliefs; and actions of others
too affect their beliefs.
- Joseph E. Stiglitz

Forgiveness isn't about condoning what has happened
to you or someone else's actions against you.
- Jennifer O'Neill

The attainment of the present status of Thailand has
to depend on the ability or the actions of all the
inhabitants of the country.
- Bhumibol Adulyadej

Names are what people sometimes use to excuse their
thoughts and actions towards you.
- Simon Travaglia

There are words which are worth as much as the best actions,
for they contain the germ of them all.
- Anne Sophie Swetchine

A man's most glorious actions will at last be found to be but glorious sins,
if he hath made himself, and not the glory of God,
the end of those actions.
- Thomas Brooks

People must have righteous principals in the first,
and then they will not fail to perform virtuous actions.
- Martin Luther

Circumstances cause us to act the way we do.
We should always bear this in mind before judging the actions of others.
I realized this from the start during World War II.
- Thor Heyerdahl

There seems to be a law that governs all our actions so I never make plans.
- Greta Garbo

We are responsible for actions performed in response
to circumstances for which we are not responsible.
- Allan Massie

A superior man is modest in his speech,
but exceeds in his actions.
- Confucius

I can create countries just as I can create the actions of my characters.
That is why a lot of travel seems to me a waste of time.
- Jerzy Kosinski

In order to change unwanted habits and actions,
it is important to take the time to get to know yourself.
- Darren L. Johnson

Actions lie louder than words.
- Bob Wells

I love being irreverent.
But I hate being irrelevant.
I love being irreverent because at the end of the day
your actions belie your intentions.
- Esai Morales

Desire and force between them are responsible for all our actions;
desire causes our voluntary acts,
force our involuntary.
- Blaise Pascal

A little reflection will show us that every belief,
even the simplest and most fundamental,
goes beyond experience when regarded as a guide to our actions.
- William Kingdon Clifford

I am not responsible for the actions of Saakashvili
and even for those of Gamsakhurdia.
- Eduard Shevardnadze

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind,
but great actions speak to all mankind.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Europe and America must act together in the face of evil.
It's high time for Americans and Europeans to restore
that unity and be able to take actions collectively together.
- Wesley Clark

The world has the habit of making room for the man
whose actions show that he knows where he is going.
- Napoleon Hill

Right actions in the future are the best apologies
for bad actions in the past.
- Tryon Edwards

Good will, like a good name, is got by many actions,
and lost by one.
- Lord Jeffrey

Honest hearts produce honest actions.
- Brigham Young

Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.
- Plato


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