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Funny Abilities Quotes
Funny Quotes about Abilities

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It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

Don't underestimate your abilities,
that's your boss's job.
- Anonymous

Not disabilities at all - more Abilities.
- Patrick Henry Hughes

Believe in yourself. Have faith in your abilities.
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers
you cannot be successful or happy.
- Norman Vincent Peale


 

Sharpen your pencil as you create the story of your life.
Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that,
seize the opportunity to sharpen those qualities
even more sharply by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that, seize the opportunity
to sharpen those qualities even more sharply
by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature;
to be so to the utmost of our abilities,
is the glory of man.
- Joseph Addison


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God seeth different abilities and frailties of men,
which may move His goodness to be merciful to their
different improvements in virtue.
- William Law

From each according to his abilities,
to each according to his needs.
- Karl Marx

The University brings out all abilities,
including incapability.
- Anton Chekhov

If you have great talents, industry will improve them:
if you have but moderate abilities,
industry will supply their deficiency.
- Joshua Reynolds

I'd be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I'd been given.
I'd be more frightened by procrastination and laziness.
- Denzel Washington

It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though
the limits of our abilities do not exist.
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I became a musician because that's really what I wanted
to do when I was fifteen,
but I had other abilities.
- Robyn Hitchcock

Watching Bo Jackson, seeing his size,
his speed, a lot of his abilities, really drove me.
- Jamal Lewis

Every person is responsible for all the good within
the scope of his abilities,
and for no more, and none can tell whose sphere is the largest.
- Robert H. Schuller

In general, I enjoy athletes who have a strong character
who let their abilities speak for themselves.
- Eric Heiden

Believe in yourself, and the rest will fall into place.
Have faith in your own abilities, work hard,
and there is nothing you cannot accomplish.
- Brad Henry

My abilities grow with each job, whether it's writing or directing.
When I stop learing, I'll stop working.
- Peter Fonda

What a person praises is perhaps a surer standard,
even than what he condemns, of his own character,
information and abilities.
- Augustus Hare

That song has the full extent of my mandolin abilities;
I'm not a good mandolin player at all.
- John Fogerty

Choose a subject equal to your abilities;
think carefully what your shoulders may refuse,
and what they are capable of bearing.
- Horace

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.
- Salma Hayek

Natural abilities are like natural plants;
they need pruning by study.
- Red Auerbach

My core beliefs revolve around the idea that we should
live to the best of our abilities-we should live and let live.
- Enya

Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities.
It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart,
and it cannot touch my soul.
- Jim Valvano

Schools that are to cater for the whole population
must offer courses that are as rich and varied as are
the needs and abilities of the children who enter them.
- Peter Fraser

Natural abilities can almost compensate for the want
of every kind of cultivation,
but no cultivation of the mind can make up for the
want of natural abilities.
- John Ruskin

I was probably born with some designing abilities.
- Mikhail Kalashnikov

There's no doubt about Prakash's abilities as a director.
- Ajay Devgan

Merely that I have a World Wide Web page does not give me any power,
any abilities, nor any status in the real world.
- Clifford Stoll

I also believe my musical abilities are a true gift from God.
- Wynonna Judd

People with disabilities have abilities too and that
is what this course is all about -
making sure those abilities blossom and shine so that
all the dreams you have can come true.
- Mary McAleese

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy.
He had a full range of abilities.
- Aries Spears

It's strange how parts come along, how life lives us,
and what we get to do with the abilities that are given us.
- Michael Richards

My observations of Japanese naval fighting men,
their abilities and equipment led me to believe that
they gave a better account of themselves than we did.
- Jack Adams

I would be a fool to deny my own abilities.
- Julie Andrews

Natural abilities are like natural plants,
that need pruning by study; and studies themselves
do give forth directions too much at large,
except they be bounded in by experience.
- Francis Bacon

People who eat potatoes will never be able to perform
their abilities in whatever job they choose to have.
- Richard Cobden

Freedom from militarism will give the German people the opportunity,
if they will but seize it, to apply their great energies
and abilities to the works of peace.
- James F. Byrnes

Lara's done very well recently and I never had any
doubts about the abilities of Lara or Waugh.
- Sachin Tendulkar

Being comfortable isn't the way to learn to expand your abilities.
- Thomas Perry

I'm much more of a musician than a poet.
I just feel much more confident about my musical abilities.
- Mary Timony

Men take only their needs into consideration -
never their abilities.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

You kind of have to become a song so to speak and we
wanted to make sure that Tom did them with the best
abilities he had and captured all that what the song is all about.
- Kerry King

As we advance in life we learn the limits of our abilities.
- Henry Ford

I enjoy the work I do in comedies.
It's a valid test of your creative abilities.
- Ben Stiller

One of my side strange abilities is to hear a good song,
no matter how it's being performed.
Even if you get a bad performance, I can still hear
that there's a good song.
- Manfred Mann

City employees will be hired and promoted because of their abilities -
without outside interference.
- Jane Byrne

A constitutional statesman is in general a man of common
opinions and uncommon abilities.
- Walter Bagehot

Taste is changing, style is changing,
and players' abilities are changing.
- Neville Marriner

A man must not deny his manifest abilities,
for that is to evade his obligations.
- William Feather

Education is not the piling on of learning,
information, data, facts, skills, or abilities -
that's training or instruction -
but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed.
- Thomas More

As I assume my responsibilities as your representative,
I wish to assure you of my loyalty and devotions,
as well of my determination to serve you and the people
of Canada to the utmost of my abilities.
- Romeo LeBlanc

Often the difference between a successful man and a
failure is not one's better abilities or ideas,
but the courage that one has to bet on his ideas,
to take a calculated risk, and to act.
- Maxwell Maltz

Ninety per cent of the world's woe comes from people not knowing themselves,
their abilities, their frailties, and even their real virtues.
Most of us go almost all the way through life as complete strangers to ourselves -
so how can we know anyone else?
- Sydney J. Harris

We believe in some basic human principles -
everyone should have the opportunities not just to survive,
but to excel with their God-given talents and abilities.
Those are the values that should be reflected in our budgets.
- Patrick J. Kennedy

It contributes greatly towards a man's moral and intellectual health,
to be brought into habits of companionship with individuals unlike himself,
who care little for his pursuits, and whose sphere
and abilities he must go out of himself to appreciate.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

I feel like a lot of the fundamental material,
I've assimilated.
So now the question is: Am I going to really get into
my spiritual inheritance of music and really develop my abilities?
- Wynton Marsalis

Some Critics on the Hearth are not only good-natured,
but have rather too high, or, if that is impossible,
let us say too pronounced, an opinion of the abilities
of their literary friends.
- James Payn

For me it's more important to look at each constituency
individually and find a community I feel I can serve
to the best of my abilities,
and where I feel I can make a real difference,
and further their cause.
- Adam Rickitt

Often the difference between a successful person and
a failure is not one has better abilities or ideas,
but the courage that one has to bet on one's ideas,
to take a calculated risk - and to act.
- Andre Malraux

Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating,
but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball.
Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
- Don Drysdale

You don't have to find out what someone's mechanical abilities are.
All those factors are already a known commodity.
I've seen teams win championships and have their entire
team quit the next day because they weren't happy.
- Larry Dixon

When I teach and meet a class for the first time,
you realize that there are people there that have exceptional
abilities or have the potential to do exceptional things
and you never know who those people are.
My job is to provide the best information I can.
- John Sexton

It would be futile to attempt to fit women into a masculine pattern of attitudes,
skills and abilities and disastrous to force them to
suppress their specifically female characteristics
and abilities by keeping up the pretense that there
are no differences between the sexes.
- Arianna Huffington

If our main goal is to connect emotionally,
we should want to have as many tools as we possibly
can to achieve that goal.
The more abilities that we have, the more choices we can make musically.
- Ken Hill

I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities.
I feel that my stock picking abilities aided-
I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good market,
but I have been blessed with a great market.
- Jim Cramer

I was afraid the other musicians might want to present themselves too much,
though I see in the coverage I've received of the album
that the musicians got wonderful reviews for their
contributions and abilities.
I think the four musicians played freely within my limits.
- Eberhard Weber

As you get older, the physical abilities decrease,
which is particularly frustrating because your brain gets so good!
So as you are becoming less technically or physically able,
younger dancers are emerging who need the space to perform.
- Deborah Bull

The system that enables the most people to earn the
most success is free enterprise,
by matching up people's skills, interests,
and abilities.
In contrast, redistribution simply spreads money around.
Even worse, it attenuates the ability to earn success
by perverting economic incentives.
- Arthur C. Brooks


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