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You ask me if I keep a notebook
by Albert Einstein

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein


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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep,
one must above all be a sheep oneself.
- Albert Einstein


 

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Science without religion is lame,
religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Albert Einstein

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
- Albert Einstein

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out
in a war fought with the atomic bomb.
Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.
- Albert Einstein

As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they are not certain,
and as far as they are certain,
they do not refer to reality.
- Albert Einstein

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein

I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears,
for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
- Albert Einstein

He who joyfully marches in rank and file
has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake,
since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein

Science is a wonderful thing
if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Albert Einstein

Force always attracts men of low morality.
- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
- Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems,
in my opinion, to characterize our age.
- Albert Einstein

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

The man of science is a poor philosopher.
- Albert Einstein

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

The attempt to combine wisdom and power
has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
- Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

If you are out to describe the truth,
leave elegance to the tailor.
- Albert Einstein

Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein

The faster you go, the shorter you are.
- Albert Einstein

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer
silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
- Albert Einstein

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

He who can no longer pause to wonder
and stand rapt in awe,
is as good as dead;
his eyes are closed.
- Albert Einstein

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein

The process of scientific discovery is,
in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
- Albert Einstein

Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts.
- Albert Einstein

Never lose a holy curiosity.
- Albert Einstein

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men
is primarily based on mutual trust
and only secondarily on institutions
such as courts of justice and police.
- Albert Einstein

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

The only real valuable thing is intuition.
- Albert Einstein

Solitude is painful when one is young,
but delightful when one is more mature.
- Albert Einstein

It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness
of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.
- Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance you must keep moving.
- Albert Einstein

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
- Albert Einstein

The road to perdition has ever been
accompanied by lip service to an ideal.
- Albert Einstein

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
- Albert Einstein

The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
- Albert Einstein

It is strange to be known so universally
and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth,
but delicious in the years of maturity.
- Albert Einstein

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.
- Albert Einstein

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

Intellectual growth should commence at birth
and cease only at death.
- Albert Einstein

It has become appallingly obvious that
our technology has exceeded our humanity.
- Albert Einstein

A perfection of means,
and confusion of aims,
seems to be our main problem.
- Albert Einstein

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein

True religion is real living;
living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness.
- Albert Einstein

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein

Reading, after a certain age,
diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

Concern for man and his fate must always form
the chief interest of all technical endeavors.
Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
- Albert Einstein

Knowledge of what is, does not open
the door directly to what should be.
- Albert Einstein

The environment is everything that isn't me.
- Albert Einstein


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