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Where words fail, music speaks. ...
by Hans Christian Andersen

Where words fail, music speaks.
- Hans Christian Andersen

"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen PHOTO

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra


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Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb


 

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie

The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha

You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series

None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland

Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Do what you can,
with what you have,
where you are.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill

I have a dream that my four little children will one day
live in a nation where they will
not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Where there is injury let me sow pardon.
- St. Francis of Assisi

If your home is not a place where you can truly
kick-back and be yourself - both physically and emotionally -
consider making some changes in your way-of-life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time
- T. S. Eliot

Know that joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the oldest human needs is having someone
to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead

Where there is love there is no question.
- Albert Einstein

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

I want it said of me by those who knew me best,
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

Where there's life, there's hope.
- Terence

Society is a masked ball,
where every one hides his real character,
and reveals it by hiding.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compassion blooms where there is no expectation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we could first know where we are,
and whither we are tending,
we could then better judge what to do,
and how to do it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

There is no limit to what a man can do
or where he can go,
if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
- Robert Woodruff

Errors of opinion may be tolerated
where reason is left free to combat it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Yesterday is dead. Tomorrow is a dream.
Today - each today - is where the action is
where all of life occurs.
Today IS your life - your only life.
Life today to the fullest.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is unconditional love,
there is no room for unhappiness.
Whenever I look in the mirror today,
I will say to myself: "That Is The Face Of God."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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