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Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)
Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
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Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie
Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha
Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou
You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie
Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott
Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey
Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland
Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank
The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach
Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo
None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall
Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk
Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir
Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Where there is charity and wisdom,
there is neither fear nor ignorance.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Where love is, there God is also.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
If your home is not a place where you can truly
kick-back and be yourself - both physically and emotionally -
consider making some changes in your way-of-life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is by going down into the abyss
that we recover the treasures of life.
Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
- Joseph Campbell
Home is where we feel comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
My dream is of a place and a time where America
will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln
Know that joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis
Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey
Washington, where an insignificant individual
may trespass on a nation's time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Compassion blooms where there is no expectation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell
Where there's life, there's hope.
- Terence
It is better to have your head in the clouds,
and know where you are...
than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them,
and think that you are in paradise.
- Henry David Thoreau
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time
- T. S. Eliot
Trust in what you love, continue to do it,
and it will take you where you need to go.
- Natalie Goldberg
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha
Do what you can,
with what you have,
where you are.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln
Footprints in the sand...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Pay attention.
Don't let resentments or pessimism answer for you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One of the oldest human needs is having someone
to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead
Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Follow your bliss and doors will open
where there were no doors before.
- Joseph Campbell
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan
You are today where your thoughts have brought.
- James Allen
Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver
I have a dream that my four little children will one day
live in a nation where they will
not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius
Only aim to do your duty,
and mankind will give you credit where you fail.
- Thomas Jefferson
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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