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True believers just don't see things the way they are,
by Philip Caputo

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca


 

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche


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A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Feigned courtesy is a mere shadow of true kindness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True wisdom cannot be learned in a lifetime,
but can be revealed in a moment,
for it has always lived within each and every one of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friendship always feels safe and comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mastering others is strength.
Mastering yourself is true power.
- Lao Tzu

There are not many things in life
so beautiful as true friendship,
and not many things more uncommon.
- Anonymous

Every true love song, by its very nature, is a duet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True religion is real living;
living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness.
- Albert Einstein

True justice is not a matter of courts and law books,
but of a commitment in each of us to liberty and mutual respect.
- Jimmy Carter

A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Women are like teabags.
We don't know our true strength
until we are in hot water!
- Eleanor Roosevelt

True friends are appreciative and never demanding.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

Loving, hating, having expectations:
all these are attachments.
Attachment prevents the growth of one's true being.
- Lao Tzu

It costs you nothing to make another happy -
and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is a plant of slow growth,
and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity
before it is entitled to the appellation.
- George Washington

Those of true faith don't require guaranteed security.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can keep him from lynching me,
and I think that's pretty important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius

Society censors our actions,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain

The most telling act of true Faith
is celebrating the death of a loved one
with the certain knowledge that
they are now in a better place.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin -
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

The True Path is the path on which
there is no coming and no going.
- Traditional Zen Koan

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

The true sign of intelligence
is not knowledge but imagination.
- Albert Einstein

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common.
Celebrate it every day.
- Anonymous

However rare true love may be,
it is less so than true friendship.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I Honor My True Self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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