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In terms of broadcasting, you have to make decisions
by Lisa Guerrero

In terms of broadcasting, you have to make decisions
about where you want to spend your time.
- Lisa Guerrero

I was so afraid that the athletes wouldn't talk to me because I'm a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm proud of what I look like.
I'm proud that I look like my mom.
- Lisa Guerrero

I love color and I love to dress like a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero


 

I know I'll be under a spotlight, I know I'll be under the microscope.
- Lisa Guerrero

On my morning run, I listen to sports talk radio.
- Lisa Guerrero

And I'm proud of what I do as a professional,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero


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You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more
time with the hair and makeup people than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

You just have to hope that they'll grant you an interview.
- Lisa Guerrero

So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

I want to know about what makes an athlete tick.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm proud of being Hispanic.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been the only girl in those environments.
It's comfortable for me - I prefer it,
actually.
- Lisa Guerrero

And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard
Cosell and the other guys with my dad.
- Lisa Guerrero

In the morning, I reach for the sports page.
- Lisa Guerrero

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits
waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.
- Lisa Guerrero

No, one of the great things about my three-year deal is that it's year-round.
They've offered me an opportunity to cover a lot of things in the offseason,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero

My approach is a very human one, as a fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells,
too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm comfortable with my femininity, and I don't try
to change what I look like just because I'm reporting
on football at the end of the night.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been around dudes and sports.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I'm anchoring, I miss chasing stories in the field.
- Lisa Guerrero

Being attractive and being credible can and do go together.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm not going to relate to an athlete as a peer.
- Lisa Guerrero

My mom died when I was 8.
- Lisa Guerrero

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations,
and you can also have your own style,
personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to.
- Lisa Guerrero

There's that initial reticence for some athletes to take you seriously.
- Lisa Guerrero

Constantly there's a credibility issue;
you're judged on how you look.
If you look good, people assume you aren't credible.
It's a battle you'll always fight if you're on TV and a female.
- Lisa Guerrero

For centuries, theologians have been explaining
the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- H. L. Mencken

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly
terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler

In some mysterious way woods have never seemed to me to be static things.
In physical terms, I move through them;
yet in metaphysical ones,
they seem to move through me.
- John Fowles

I must admit that I personally measure success
in terms of the contributions
an individual makes to her or his fellow human beings.
- Margaret Mead

In terms of fitness and battling through cancer,
exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally.
- Grete Waitz

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
- George Will

Thirty was so strange for me.
I've really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis

"Think simple" as my old master used to say -
meaning reduce the whole of its parts
into the simplest terms,
getting back to first principles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

People should think things out fresh
and not just accept conventional terms
and the conventional way of doing things.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but
the parents have to do the steering.
- Benjamin Spock

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

Just in terms of allocation of time resources,
religion is not very efficient.
There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
- Bill Gates

The Divine Plan is one of Freedom.
The inherent nature of man is ever seeking
to express itself in terms of freedom,
because freedom is the birthright of every living soul.
- Ernest Holmes

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed;
if in terms of ten years, plant trees;
if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
- Confucius

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

So there's a lot of people tied into believing that
the traditional response to the authorship question.
In terms of actors, some people get very angry about it.
- Mark Rylance

We have come a long way in terms of foreign policy.
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin

As a person, I'm pretty much the same except that I've
come to terms with who my real friends and supporters are.
I don't get particularly friendly with new people at first go.
- Sanjay Dutt

As soon as you go into any biological process in any real detail,
you discover it's open-ended in terms of what needs
to be found out about it.
- Joshua Lederberg

BUT, in terms of attractiveness, speaking in terms
of physical aspects only I think that Argentinean,
Italian, Mexican, and Spanish men are among the most attractive men.
- Alicia Machado

Being on a boat that's moving through the water,
it's so clear.
Everything falls into place in terms of what's important and what's not.
- James Taylor

It is clear that every immediate object of our senses
both exists and is real in the primary meaning of these
terms so long as we remain aware of the object.
- Charles D. Broad

I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor.
If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it.
- Anita Baker

Expression, to a great extent, is a matter of terms,
and terms are anyone's.
The meaning of 'God' may have a billion interpretations
if there be that many souls in the world.
- Charles Ives

I don't really think in terms of obstacles.
My biggest obstacle is always myself.
- Steve Earle

I think black Americans expect too much from individual
black Americans in terms of changing the status quo.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

For myself, I do not now know in any concrete human
terms wherein my individuality consists.
In my present human form of consciousness I simply cannot tell.
- Josiah Royce

I would certainly say that films like Time Code and
the Loss of Sexual Innocence were far more rewarding
to me in terms of being able to move forward as a filmmaker.
- Mike Figgis

I define my sexuality in terms of the people that I love.
- George Michael

Bill Evans is a real serious jazz pianist who,
in my book, crossed over boundaries in terms of color.
He used the piano as his canvas.
- Roberta Flack

It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms
of what we deny our children.
- Kevin Eubanks

I knew that the Hague Convention prohibited the use of poison in war.
I didn't know the details of the terms of the Convention,
but I did know of that prohibition.
- Otto Hahn

They thought in terms of: whatever you had that started you at the box office,
this was it.
- Jackie Cooper

How many people make themselves abstract to appear profound.
The most useful part of abstract terms are the shadows
they create to hide a vacuum.
- Joseph Joubert

Given a fair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market,
head held high, not crawling in.
Negotiations? Yes.
Unconditional acceptance of whatever terms are offered us? No.
- Harold Wilson

In terms of other functions, we are making a mistake
about insisting on a public school monopoly.
- James Q. Wilson

Nothing is a greater impediment to being on good terms
with others than being ill at ease with yourself.
- Honore de Balzac

Annihilation is an absurdity in terms.
- Bernard Palissy

The Mozilla project is big in terms of lines of code and complexity.
- Mitchell Baker

I'd like my records to reach as many people as possible,
but I'm also thinking in terms of how I can keep from
getting jaded or unhappy with the process.
- Will Oldham

Again, most of the chief distinctions marked by economic
terms are differences not of kind but of degree.
- Alfred Marshall


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