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If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
by Pope John Paul I

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2


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The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears,
for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
- Albert Einstein


 

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

Puritanism. The haunting fear that
someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
- Stephanie Klein

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

Delusion: belief said to be false by someone who does not share it.
- Thomas Szasz

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal
with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Our honorable and worthy ancestors knew that the world was flat,
motionless, and the center of the universe.
They knew the human body could not withstand
the forces of traveling faster than 19 mph.
They knew that the way to salvation was
exorcising witches and slaying non-believers.
They knew that it was a mortal sin to marry
someone of a different skin color.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Resenting someone is a way of never leaving that person.
- Kare Anderson

Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

When someone has a strong intuitive connection,
Buddhism suggests that it's because of karma,
some past connection.
- Richard Gere

Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone
what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear
to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.
- Sylvester Stallone

Resenting someone, or hating someone, ensures that
you can never emotionally escape that person.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you see someone putting on his Big Boots,
you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

Faith is much better than belief.
Belief is when someone else does the thinking.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him.
- Albert Schweitzer

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

To love someone deeply gives you strength.
Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu

If someone irritates you, it is only
your own response that is irritating you.
Therefore, when anyone seems to be provoking you,
remember that it is only your judgment
of the incident that provokes you. -
- Epictetus

A coach is someone who can give correction
without causing resentment.
- John Wooden

A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South

Forgiving is not a gift to someone else.
Forgiving is your gift to yourself -
a great gift - the gift of happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who are dedicated to a life of wisdom
understand that the impulse to blame
something or someone is foolishness,
that there is nothing to be gained in blaming,
whether it be others or oneself.
- Epictetus

Even the rich are hungry for love,
for being cared for, for being wanted,
for having someone to call their own.
- Mother Teresa

A hero is someone who has given his life to
something bigger than himself
or something other than himself.
- Joseph Campbell

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain

What is a friend? I will tell you ...
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane

Your time is limited,
so don't waste it living someone else's life.
- Steve Jobs

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone
who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson

There comes that mysterious meeting in life
when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be,
igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
- Rusty Berkus

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength;
loving someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free
and realizing you were the prisoner!
- Max Lucado

Our chief want is someone who will inspire us
to be what we know we could be.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Embrace your uniqueness.
Time is much too short to be
living someone else's life.
- Kobi Yamada

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche
that must have been left behind in the Sixties,
that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
- John Lennon

Don't take rejection personally.
Don't let someone else's bad day spoil your day.
As long as you never reject yourself, you'll be fine.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.
- William James

We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort
when all we really need to be happy
is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

One of the oldest human needs is having someone
to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
- Margaret Mead

Every time you smile at someone,
it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa


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