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It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
by Grace Hopper

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

A ship in port is safe,
but that's not what ships are built for.
Sail out to sea and do new things.
- Grace Hopper


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If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper

Don't try to manage people;
You manage things; You lead people.
- Grace Hopper

You manage things, you lead people.
- Grace Hopper


 

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Grace Hopper

The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The price of freedom for a nation is lives and money.
Often, the price of freedom for an individual
is challenging the closed minds of family and friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
- Anonymous (often attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In time we hate that which we often fear.
- William Shakespeare

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Play as often as you can.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Each of us is burdened by an unlimited number of
expectations (demands) that we hold for the actions of others.
We "know" that there is a right way to do things,
and are often outraged when our expectations are not met.
Usually, we are unaware that we merely
have a strong opinion and point-of-view,
and are sure that we know how everything is supposed to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
- English Proverb

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

Religion often gets in the way of God.
- Bono

Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

Friendship often leads to love,
but lust seldom leads to friendship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Books can only reveal us to ourselves,
and as often as they do us this service we lay them aside.
- Henry David Thoreau

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

Our connection with Spirit is unbreakable, but often imperceptible.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
but my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
- William Shakespeare

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...
Forgive them anyway.
- Kent Keith
(often attributed to Mother Teresa, who kept a copy
on the wall of her orphanage)

Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Often, the greatest joy is to be found not in new things,
but in old things seen through new eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most of us love, to be sure.
Yet far too often our love is passive.
We must be proactive in our love
in order for it to change our lives.
- Marianne Williamson

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand,
the spines of others are often stiffened.
- Billy Graham

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs
when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing,
because it can disappear for a long time,
and then pop back up when you least expect it.
- Lemony Snicket

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

I often regret that I have spoken;
never that I have been silent.
- Publilius Syrus

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Not everyone is always going to like what you do.
Your job application, your book proposal,
your offer of marriage is going to
get rejected sometimes - perhaps often.
Your boss, your spouse, even the person
behind you in the supermarket checkout line
is occasionally going to think that you are doing it all wrong.
Don't take it personally.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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