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There's nothing I like less than bad arguments ...
by Rose Kennedy

There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear.
- Rose Kennedy

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel
as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
- Rose Kennedy


 

Neither comprehension nor learning can take place in
an atmosphere of anxiety.
- Rose Kennedy

The time will come when it will disgust you to look in the mirror.
- Rose Kennedy

I'm like old wine.
They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
- Rose Kennedy


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More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.
- Rose Kennedy

Prosperity tries the fortunate, adversity the great.
- Rose Kennedy

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
- Rose Kennedy

It's our money, and we're free to spend it any way we please.
- Rose Kennedy

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs,
its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
- Rose Kennedy

I tell myself that God gave my children many gifts -
spirit,
beauty, intelligence, the capacity to make friends and to inspire respect.
There was only one gift he held back -
length of life.
- Rose Kennedy

I looked on child rearing not only as a work of love
and duty but as a profession that was fully as interesting
and challenging as any honorable profession in the
world and one that demanded the best that I could bring to it.
- Rose Kennedy

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

Gossip is the art of saying nothing
in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
- Walter Winchell

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

Nothing is more cheerful than talking
about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

Drawing on my fine command of the English language,
I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as
you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot

The Christian missionary may preach the gospel
to the poor naked heathen,
but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe
have as yet heard nothing of Christianity.
- Carl Jung

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
- George Bernard Shaw

I think that there is nothing, not even crime,
more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself
than this incessant business.
- Henry David Thoreau

Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
- John Lennon

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The man who reads nothing at all
is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller

Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Nothing is as good for the soul as a marshmallow roast.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Nothing you do for a child is ever wasted.
- Garrison Keillor

Fully experience THIS moment -
breathe in, breathe out - nothing more.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

Where There is Love,
Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing separates the generations more than music.
By the time a child is eight or nine,
he has developed a passion for his own music that is
even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha

Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
- Michel de Montaigne

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve
some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
- Aristophanes

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect.
If it's not based on respect,
nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
- Amy Grant

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing other people do is because of you.
It is because of themselves
- don Miguel Ruiz

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful
than a lifetime of nothing special.
- the movie Steel Magnolias

Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
- Albert Camus


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