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Each man's life touches so many other lives. ...
by Its a Wonderful Life

Each man's life touches so many other lives.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man,
but if you're up there and you can hear me ...
show me the way... show me the way.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)


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Every time you hear a bell ring,
it means that some angel's just got his wings.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields


 

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles,
the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
- Everett Dirksen

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

Don't marry a man to reform him -
that's what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

A man is usually more careful of his money
than he is of his principles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

The civilized man has built a coach,
but has lost the use of his feet.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It appears to be a law that you cannot have
a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

Man can hardly even recognize the devils of his own creation.
- Albert Schweitzer

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you can not answer a man's argument,
all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
- Elbert Hubbard

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway
is usually a poor judge of distance.
- Laurence J. Peter

I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man.
Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
- Winston Churchill

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Every man thinks God is on his side.
- Jean Anouilh

Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Jung

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man can't be too careful in the choice of enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates

The man who reads nothing at all
is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch


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