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I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. ...
by Bono

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono

I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
-Bono


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Dream up the world you want to live in. Dream out loud.
- Bono

This is our moment, this is our time.
- Bono

I'm not on this trip as a tourist.
- Bono


 

The world is more malleable than you think
and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape.
- Bono

Objectivity is the cure for depression.
- Bono

It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
- Bono

Inspire people to do things for themselves.
Inspire people to think for themselves.
- Bono

Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not.
- Bono

The right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear.
- Bono

My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono

I actually enjoy being out of my depth - I thrive on it.
- Bono

You either do it completely and utterly,
or you should stop doing it.
- Bono (paraphrase)

To be one, to be united is a great thing.
But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
- Bono

With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

We thought that we had the answers,
it was the questions we had wrong.
- Bono

As a rock star, I have two instincts,
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

I don't believe in wishful thinking.
- Bono

Grace defies reason and logic.
- Bono

Books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

The less you know, the more you believe.
- Bono

I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

It's hard to believe, hard to be a believer,
when you see the way the things are in the world.
But I am a believer!
- Bono

Don't lie down. Get up.
- Bono

Religion often gets in the way of God.
- Bono

Music can change the world because it can change people.
- Bono

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

My children have made me more aggressive about the world
that they're about to inhabit.
- Bono

God's Spirit moves through us and the world
at a pace that can never be constricted
by any one religious paradigm.
I love that.
- Bono

There are righteous people working
in a whole rainbow of belief systems -
from Hasidic Jews to right-wing Bible Belters
to charismatic Catholics.
- Bono

Feelings are much stronger than thoughts.
We are all led by instinct,
and our intellect catches up later.
- Bono

I am still amazed at how big, how enormous
a love and mystery God is -
and how small are the minds
that attempt to corral
this life force into rules and taboos,
cults and sects.
- Bono

You have to open yourself up,
you have to be raw;
and you have to reveal yourself,
and sometimes it's very difficult.
- Bono

I love this work I do.
It's a privilege to serve the poor.
- Bono

Above all else, my inspiration is friendship.
- Bono

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono

The more you see the less you know.
- Bono

To carry each other is not a burden at all
but a kind of privilege.
- Bono

I don't believe that imagining is enough.
- Bono

I feel exuberant. I don't pretend.
- Bono

There are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

I'm not religious at all,
but I believe in God very strongly.
- Bono

Stop asking God to bless what you're doing.
Get involved in what God is doing -
because it's already blessed.
- Bono

Religion can be the enemy of God.
- Bono

The Spirit is described in the Holy Scriptures
as much more anarchic than any established religion credits.
- Bono

Everywhere I look, I see the evidence of a creator.
But I don't see it as religion,
which has cut Irish people in two.
I don't see Jesus Christ as being
in any part of a religion.
Religion to me is almost like when God leaves -
and people devise a set of rules to fill the space.
- Bono

I come from Ireland and I've seen the damage of religious warfare.
I am a believer. I don't wear the badge on the outside
but it is on the inside.
- Bono

U2 is an original species...
there are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

We can, if we get up off our ass, change the world.
- Bono

Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd.
In the past, U2 was trying to duck that.
Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss.
- Bono

People should be angry about a lot of things
and the peace-and-love thing
doesn't sit comfortably with me at all.
- Bono

I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
Now at what point does an unpopular conviction
interfere with your own human rights?
Forced female circumcision, for instance.
The Catholic Church's stance on contraception.
The list goes on. You know, God has some really weird kids,
and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.
- Bono

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
When the loyal opposition dies,
I think the soul of America dies with it.
- Edward R. Murrow

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck


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